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![]() | Unknown Episode: Gene Harper: Robb, that movie has an "R" rating. Winnie Goodwinn: What does that mean? What's a rating? Robb Harper: Aw, um, well... You see, they have this whole system for rating movies. Uh, like a "G" means "good." Uh, "PG" stands for, um... Gene Harper: "Particularly good." Robb Harper: Yeah. Uh, "R" means "really good" and "X" rated, of course, means "excellent." Winnie Goodwinn: That's really helpful! But why go see a "really good" movie when we could see one that's "excellent?" Robb Harper: Why didn't I think of that? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Melissa Simpson: Edgar loved to laugh... he loved to breathe too. But at the end, he had to make a choice! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Melissa Simpson: Oh, Thomas, you're such a loyal friend. I can't understand why everyone says lawyers are such scum! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Robb Harper: Gene's using his video camera to make me look ridiculous. Winnie Goodwinn: Since when does he need a camera to do that? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Thomas J. Harper: We're staying in separate rooms, of course. Melissa Simpson: Actually, they're adjoining rooms. You know, in case we find it necessary to... Winnie Goodwinn: Adjoin? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Melissa Simpson: Thomas, my sources indicate the woman doesn't exist. She has no credit rating, no social security number... no voter registration! Thomas J. Harper: So she didn't vote in the last election -- look who was running! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Thomas J. Harper: Really, Winnie! The woman is still in mourning. Winnie Goodwinn: I guess that explains the black bra. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Winnie Goodwinn: So Melissa, what would you like for dinner? Melissa Simpson: Oh, I'm easy. Winnie Goodwinn: I know! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Winnie Goodwinn: Oh, she is such a phony! Jessie Harper: Why can't Dad just see through her? Robb Harper: Trust me, he's trying! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Melissa Simpson: Thomas, can I be frank? Thomas J. Harper: Please. Melissa Simpson: You're very attractive... Thomas J. Harper: Oh, thank you. Melissa Simpson: But I hate the way you dress. Edgar was buried in a snappier jacket! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Thomas J. Harper: Melissa, I'm speechless. Melissa Simpson: Good. Then I won't have to listen to anymore of your stupid jokes! Thomas J. Harper: You laughed at my jokes. Melissa Simpson: Hey, I cried at Edgar's funeral! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Jessie Harper: Daddy, do you have any idea what your son, the pig, did at school today? He told Jerry Kendall I used to be a Siamese twin! Robb Harper: I said it was just a rumor. Jessie Harper: Rumor? Two girls in gym asked to see my scar! |
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