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Freakazoid!

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Joe Leahy

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Our Narrator Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Chip (Acts I - III)

Our Narrator: Ladies and gentlement, the President of the Motion Picture Association of America, Mr. Jack Valenti.
Jack Valenti: Hello, I'm Jack Valenti, and these are my cheeks. You know, we get a lot of letters here at the Motion Picture Association of America. And most of them are about my cheeks. Still, there have been a few letters asking us all about Freakazoid. Letters like this one from Miss Ida Lupins of Santa Susana City. And she writes, "Dear Mr. Valenti, I like your cheeks. I'd like to know how Freakazoid got his start as a superhero. What were the special circumstances? My home is made of adobe." Well, Miss Lupins, you're in luck. As it just so happens, we've produced a special little motion picture about Freakazoid's origins that's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason. So sit back, relax and enjoy Freakazoid's origins.
Our Narrator: And now... our feature presentation.

01x02 - Candle Jack / Toby Danger in Doomsday Bet / The Lobe

Season 1 / Episode 2: - Candle Jack / Toby Danger in Doomsday Bet / The Lobe

Steff: Thanks. [kisses Freakazoid]
Our Narrator: SCREAM! [someone screams]
Freakazoid: Knock it off!
Freakazoid: [in a somewhat more heroic voice] Well I better be going, for somewhere there are wrongs to right. There are foes to fight. There are little chunks of carrot in your teeth. [normal voice] I'd have that taken care of it can lead to insanity.
Steff: [licks her teeth] When will I see you again?
Freakazoid: Well, if I know my cartoons, and, I do, I'll be back later on to rescue you from something *Really* horrible! Bye-Bye!

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