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 | Unknown Episode: Rocco: That's-a last time you trick me out of a drink! Deacon: Now listen to me, my good man... Rocco: I am no your good man! Deacon: True, tonight you are not my good man. You are a uncouth lout, a miserable boor and without question the roughest bartender in the neighborhood. |
| Unknown Episode: Deacon: [lifting a glass of wine] To paraphrase the Immortal Bard: the grape's the thing! |
| Unknown Episode: Rocco: Bartolomeo, why is it after all these years you now come home? Not because you lonesome for your Uncle Rocco? You musta have a speciala reason, eh? Bart: Yes. Rocco: You gonna tell your Uncle Rocco, hanh? Bart: I don't know if I can put it in so many words. I don't know if you'd understand. Rocco: Hmmm. You try me. Bart: All right, I've come to try to find something... to find myself... to find me, Bartolomeo Tomaselli. Rocco: [perplexed] You was right - I no understand! |
| Unknown Episode: Bart: You ever see any of my pictures? Rocco: Ma, sure, I see all your picts. Bart: Do you like the pictures I write? Rocco: Ma, sure, they wonderful picts. Bart: Why, Rocco? Why do you like them? Rocco: Well, alla the time in your picts I never have to worry because alla da time your picts end up so nice! Bart: Thanks, Roc, you're very kind. I'm glad I came home. |
| Unknown Episode: Tony Stewart: Ma, let me have a good look at you. That's an incredible outfit! Whose mother do you think you are, Whistler's? Ma Baker: Never mind. I got you sprung didn't I? Tony Stewart: Well, I'm sprung all right, but you could frighten the horses going around looking like that. |
| Unknown Episode: Mervyn: I had a cousin like that once - a real artist. He was in the habit of putting a wart on Jackson's nose, so that the trade would know who had done the plates. Pretty soon the T-Men found out, too. My cousin, he pulled 10 to 20. Tony Stewart: What a facinating anecdote. Has a moral, too. If you want to forge ahead, don't change the features. |
| Unknown Episode: Ma Baker: This is the first time you've ever had trouble turning a fast buck. Tony Stewart: It's the first time I ever tried turning a fast buck the honest way. Mervyn: Rough, huh? Tony Stewart: Rough. I've knocked on so many doors, I've got water on the knuckles. |
| Unknown Episode: Tony Stewart: It's not going to bring in the kind of money we need, but I'm going to have to go to work. Mervyn: A job! Tony Stewart: They go hand in hand, Mervyn. |
| Unknown Episode: Dan: So this is how the other half lives, huh? Lisa: I like it. Dan: I was referring to the other half - not the future better half. |
| Unknown Episode: Murderer: Well, frankly I didn't want to frighten you. You see, I've heard there's an escaped murderer in the area. Ellen McIntyre: Murderer? Murderer: From the state hospital. They said he was dangerous, so we shouldn't stick around here. Ellen McIntyre: No, of course not. Murderer: Here it is in the paper. A man of about 40, tall, soft spoken, and scar on right cheek... What's the matter? Ellen McIntyre: Nothing. You were right. This house won't do. It's not what I'm looking for. Murderer: Don't you want to see the upstairs? Ellen McIntyre: No, I have to get back to town. Murderer: You think I'm him - is that it? Ellen McIntyre: Who? Murderer: The man in the paper, the one they're looking for. Ellen McIntyre: No, no, I don't. Murderer: [laughs softly] Of course you don't. Lots of people have scars on their cheeks. Ellen McIntyre: It's this house, something about it that gives me the creeps. Murderer: Yeah, I know what you mean. |
| Unknown Episode: Murderer: It's all gone wrong. It should have been so easy. I saw this house. Deserted, isolated. I thought I'd stay here and rest. Then he came, with that sign of his. I had to kill him! |
| Unknown Episode: Ellen McIntyre: Please, if you'll only let me go, I promise you I won't tell anyone. Please, my husband's coming home from Korea. Murderer: Korea? A soldier? Ellen McIntyre: Yes, we haven't seen each other for three years, and I've just got to see him again. Murderer: Soldiers kill. [He pulls a gun from his pocket] I can kill too. |
| Unknown Episode: Ellen McIntyre: Oh, please let me go! Murderer: Shut up! What are you trying to do - make me nervous? |
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