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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
 | Unknown Episode: Wilt: I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Buck Swaps Here Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [while at a swap meet, Bloo has his eyes on a mongoose versus cobra statue] Mac, are you seeing this? It's perfect! Mac, are you seeing this? It's perfect! Mac: [looks at the statue] Perfectly disgusting. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to the vendor] Hey, how much for the mongoose-cobra-thingy? Strange vendor: Oh, that? That one's... free. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Free? Ha-ha! Yes! [he takes the statue and starts walking away] Strange vendor: [stopping Bloo] Da-da-da-da-da-ra. THREE hundred dollars. Mac: For that? But it's so gross! Strange vendor: Regardless, it is still three hundred. Mac: Ugh! Come on, Bloo. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: My good man, unlike my primitive uncultured Neanderthal companion here, I am a connoisseur of the finer things in life. So I can most certainly appreciate the intrinsic value of a true piece of high art such as this. But sir, I implore you, THREE HUNDRED? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? Strange vendor: Take you for... okay, deal. Four hundred. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [scowls] RIP-OFF ARTIS... Mac: No, not again! |
| Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Buck Swaps Here Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [while at a swap meet, Bloo has his eyes on a mongoose versus cobra statue] Mac, are you seeing this? It's perfect! Mac: [looks at the statue] Perfectly disgusting. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to the vendor] Hey, how much for the mongoose-cobra-thingy? Strange vendor: Oh, that? That one's... free. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Free? Ha-ha! Yes! [he takes the statue and starts walking away] Strange vendor: [stopping Bloo] Da-da-da-da-da-ra. THREE hundred dollars. Mac: For that? But it's so gross! Strange vendor: Regardless, it is still three hundred. Mac: Ugh! Come on, Bloo. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: My good man, unlike my primitive uncultured Neanderthal companion here, I am a connoisseur of the finer things in life. So I can most certainly appreciate the intrinsic value of a true piece of high art such as this. But sir, I implore you, THREE HUNDRED? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? Strange vendor: Take you for... okay, deal. Four hundred. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [scowls] RIP-OFF ARTIS... Mac: No, not again! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Cheese A Go-Go Cheese: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Cheese: I have ringworm. Cheese: I have gingivitis. Cheese: I have scurvy. Cheese: I have dandruff. Cheese: I have athlete's foot. Cheese: I have tapeworm. Cheese: I have mange. Cheese: I have dermatitis. Cheese: I have acne. Cheese: I have enteritis. Cheese: I have tonsillitis. |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Cheese: Candy is broken. |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Cheese: Can I have some fishy crackers? |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Frankie: [sings to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop / When the wind blows, the cradle will rock / When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall... Cheese: Fall? Aaaah! Frankie: Oh, geez! Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water / Jack fell down and broke his... Cheese: Broke? Aaaah! Eduardo: I got one. The itsy-bitsy spider... Cheese: Spiders? Aaaah! Frankie: Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you... Cheese: Sheep? Aaaah! Mac: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake... Cheese: Cake? Aaaah! Coco: [to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co... Cheese: Coco? Aaaah! |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Frankie: Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary! Blooregard: I've got one. [Inhales and sings] Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts / Mutilated monkey meat... Frankie: Bloo! Mac: Wait, Frankie! Look! [Cheese is calming down] Blooregard: ...Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice-cream / And I don't got a spoon. Cheese: No spoon? Aaaah! Blooregard: This is fun! |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Cheese: Sprinkle, sprinkle, little bar / How I wonder if a cat? |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Blooregard: Boring! When did things get boring again? |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Frankie: Never in my years have I met, seen, or even heard of anyone so aggravating and capable of driving you to the very brink of insanity! Goo: Hiiii, everybody! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Mac: That's the plan. Got it? Blooregard: No. When do we go "Bleagh!" to Young Man Rivers? Mac: Bloo, leave him alone. He's just a child. Blooregard: But he went "Bleagh!" |
| Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Wilt: Just keep them occupied. Eduardo: But how I do that? Wilt: Make small talk. Eduardo: Small talk. Small talk... Flies. Peanuts. Dimes. Oh, and sweaters. They get muy, muy small in the wash. |
| Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Father: He won't give us the adoption forms. He justs keeps going on about the solar system. Eduardo: It is small in the cosmic sense. You know who Copernicus is? |
| Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Goo: All of you go inside and see the big badger! |
| Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Madame Foster: Don't you do a lick of business with him, Wilt! He borrowed a cup of sugar from me in 1962, and never returned one granulatory ounce! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - Squeeze the Day Weather Forecaster: As a cold front sweeps in, you can expect showers in Spokane. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Showers in Spokane. Spooo-Caaaahhhnn. Weather Forecaster: Temperatures are up there, and it's hot in Topeka. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's hoooooooot in Toooooo-peeeee-kaaaaaaahhhh. It's hot. Hot hot. Hot hot hot. Haawwwwt. [breathes out] Hot! Hot! Hot-it hot hot hot! It's hot in Topeka! Toe-peaker. I'm a toe-pick. I'm a hot toe-picker. Pick my toe, it's hot! Pick my hot toe, pick it! Topeka's hot, my toe is hot, pick it. It's hot in Topeka. It's hot! It's hot! It's hoooot! It's hot in, it's hot in, it's hot in Topeka! [pause] Topeka. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Room with a Feud Mac: There's gotta be a way to get him out of that totally awesome room. Coco: [whispers] Coco coco. Mac: Coco, I think if we did that we'd go to jail. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 12: - Setting a President Eduardo: This is for Frankie. What is two plus three? Frances 'Frankie' Foster: Uh, five? Eduardo: Señor Herriman? Mr. Herriman: Of course it's five, you numbskull. Eduardo: Azul? Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: Well, Ed, my opponents say five. But you know what I say? Five is not good enough! I say six, or seven, or even forty-two! |
| Season 3 / Episode 12: - Setting a President Mac: Bloo, same question. If you were president, what would you change? Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: [after a long pause] Herriman smells like poo. [Crowd cheers] Mr. Herriman: But he's just mudslinging! [Mr. Herriman is hit in the face with mud] I should have seen that coming. |
| Season 3 / Episode 12: - Setting a President Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: All I ask of the people at Foster is to consider this: a vote for me is a vote for utter chaos and two plus three equaling forty-two. Bloo for President! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 11: - One False Movie Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Please, I'm allergic to tomatoes, and rejections! |
| Season 3 / Episode 11: - One False Movie Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: We lost! We lost! I can't believe we lost! Mac: Bloo, the movie didn't have an ending. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What are you talking about? Audiences today don't care about endings. As long as everything else is awesome, you don't need an en... [Interrupted by "The End" title] |
 | Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Wilt: I'm sorry, but why would you want fleas? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Because Eduardo has them! He always gets everything cool. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Fleas: Attention, people of Foster's! We have taken your leader hostage. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Step aside, I'll handle this. These guys love me. [Fleas make Mr. Herriman slap Bloo] Ow! Fleas: You were the one who destroyed our city. And now we will destroy your leader, or at least make him keep hitting himself, unless you let us live in peace. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Fleas: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Mr. Herriman: I cannot stop! They're being ironic by even suggesting that I'm doing it to myself! |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Can't I even have just one? Eduardo: No! Especially not Juan! He is my favorite. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Look at me! I got new fleas and they're bigger than yours. They're super fleas. Mac: Bloo, those are ticks. They suck out your blood. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, ri... [Faints] |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Crime After Crime Mac: Bloo, why would she be making vomit? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Because she has no carrots, but that's not the point. |
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