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 | Season 3 / Episode 12: - Setting a President Eduardo: This is for Frankie. What is two plus three? Frances 'Frankie' Foster: Uh, five? Eduardo: Señor Herriman? Mr. Herriman: Of course it's five, you numbskull. Eduardo: Azul? Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: Well, Ed, my opponents say five. But you know what I say? Five is not good enough! I say six, or seven, or even forty-two! |
| Season 3 / Episode 12: - Setting a President Mac: Bloo, same question. If you were president, what would you change? Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: [after a long pause] Herriman smells like poo. [Crowd cheers] Mr. Herriman: But he's just mudslinging! [Mr. Herriman is hit in the face with mud] I should have seen that coming. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Fleas: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Mr. Herriman: I cannot stop! They're being ironic by even suggesting that I'm doing it to myself! |
| Season 3 / Episode 3: - Camp Keep a Good Mac Down Bunny #1: [Mr. Herriman finds it hard to say goodbye to his new rabbit friends after a camping trip] Go on, Herriman. It's where you belong. Mr. Herriman: I'll never forget you. If there is anything I could ever do for you... Bunny #1, Bunny #2: Actually, we would like to come inside and live with you where it's warm and safe, away from the wolves. Mr. Herriman: What, are you mad? I'd never let poopy savages like you into Foster's! Indeed. [he hops away] Bunny #1: Sucker! I took his wallet! Bunny #2: To the mall! |
| Season 2 / Episode 13: - My So-Called Wife Mr. Herriman: [to his visitor] Ah, Mr. Factor, I presume? Ben E. Factor: Please, call me Benjamin. Edward... Factor... the Third... Esquire... [holds up a toothbrush] D.D.S. |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Bloo Done It Uncle Pockets: S-Stop looking at me with such disdain. Please, I can explain. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, allow me to explain. It was a dark and stormy night when everyone's favorite Uncle Pockets arrived. Mr. Herriman: That's preposterous. It was morning and quite sunny. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I said, allow *me*. |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Beat with a Schtick Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Come on, let's spice this up the way I did Taco Night. Mr. Herriman: That was you? I thought Jolly Buttons... Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, me. I just framed Jolly. Mr. Herriman: We had him deported! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I know. He still sends me postcards. |
| Season 2 / Episode 5: - Cookie Dough Mr. Herriman: I say, I'm quite surprised that old roof lasted as long as it did. Seems we'll have to dip into the emergency fund for a new one. Madame Foster: Yes, siree. Mr. Herriman: Madame? Madame Foster: Yes? Mr. Herriman: Why is the emergency fund missing? Madame Foster: Oh, yes. I almost forgot. I spent it last year to buy this gold-plated safe. Mr. Herriman: I see. You spent our emergency fund on a container for our emergency fund? Madame Foster: That would be true. Mr. Herriman: So we have no money for a new roof? Madame Foster: Well, if you're going to put a negative spin on it, sure we don't! But look on the bright side: It's a beautiful safe. This is real gold-colored paint. *Glorious*! He, he, he! |
| Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Mr. Herriman: Master Blooregard, I'll have you know I am sworn to uphold the integrity of this household. I trust you to refrain from your usual numbskull plots and knuckleheaded shenanigans. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: They're really more like harebrained schemes. Mr. Herriman: If they were harebrained, they'd be clever. |
| Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's not going to work. Coco: Coco! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: He's going to know it's you. [Coco dials phone] Mr. Herriman: [answers phone on hallway] Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Mr. Herriman speaking. How may I assist you? Coco: Coco cocococo? Mr. Herriman: Is our refrigerator running? Yes, I do believe it is. Coco: Coco coco-co! Mr. Herriman: I shall better go catch it indeed! [Runs out door] Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I stand corrected. |
| Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Uh, we've been robbed? Faulty plumbing? Monsoon season? Winter... windtime? Mr. Herriman: Looks more like a wild party. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Wild party? There was no wild party. Now if you excuse me, I've got to go get my naked friend. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Berry Scary Mr. Herriman: Master Mac, Might I ask where are you taking our dear friend Coco? Mac: To get some clothes. Mr. Herriman: Clothes? Mac: Yeah, clothes. She's embarrassed. Coco's nude. Mr. Herriman: Yes. Well, technically many of our imaginary friends are nude. Mac: Hey, I guess you're right... Pantsless Joe. [Mr. Herriman realizes he's nude and covers himself] |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - World Wide Wabbit Mr. Herriman: Someone has let loose hounds to destroy me! |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Trouble with Scribbles Madame Foster: Aw, you remember. You used to do it when I was a little girl. Mr. Herriman: You mean... Mr. Herriman: [starts singing] Mr. Herriman: Hippity hippity, hoppity hoppity / My tail is quite fluffy, my ears are quite floppity / I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl. Mr. Herriman: Hoppity hoppity, hippity hippity / I'm cute and I'm cuddly and smart as a whippety / Watch and adore as I play and I skippity / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl. Mr. Herriman: Sprungly, springly, bouncily, trouncily / For allow me to declare, present, and announcily / That I am the head of the Fun Bunny Councily / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl. Mr. Herriman: Bouncily, trouncily, sprungily, springily / There's no end to the fun 'til you have a wingily / The razzamatazz and the ring-a-ding-dingily / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl. Mr. Herriman: Hippity hippity, hoppity hoppity / So shall I tell you right now, my sweet little poppity? / Out all of my friends, I never ever would droppity / On the list, my dear lass, you are at the toppity / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl. |
| Unknown Episode: Mr. Herriman: [Frankie accidentally breaks all of Herriman's spare busts] Miss Frances, you know the rules. Clean it up. Frances "Frankie" Foster: Rules, schmules! I'll clean you up, you crazy rabbit! Come back here and I'll clean your clock! [Chases Herriman with broom] Mr. Herriman: Miss Frances, remember the rules! No running in the house! |
| Unknown Episode: Mr. Herriman: "I'll be back." Hmpf! If I had a carrot for each time I've heard that, I'd be a very fat rabbit! |
| Unknown Episode: Mr. Herriman: Trust me when I tell you that we did not order a dozen pizzas. Pizza Delivery Man: Okay. Here's your pizzas, man. Mr. Herriman: I reiterate: We did not order any pizzas. And furthermore, I am not a man. I am a rabbit. Pizza Delivery Man: Okay. Here's your pizzas, rabbit. |
| Unknown Episode: Mr. Herriman: [to Bloo] I dislike you with a great intensity. |
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