Mac

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Sean Marquette
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Mac Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Buck Swaps Here Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [while at a swap meet, Bloo has his eyes on a mongoose versus cobra statue] Mac, are you seeing this? It's perfect! Mac, are you seeing this? It's perfect! Mac: [looks at the statue] Perfectly disgusting. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to the vendor] Hey, how much for the mongoose-cobra-thingy? Strange vendor: Oh, that? That one's... free. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Free? Ha-ha! Yes! [he takes the statue and starts walking away] Strange vendor: [stopping Bloo] Da-da-da-da-da-ra. THREE hundred dollars. Mac: For that? But it's so gross! Strange vendor: Regardless, it is still three hundred. Mac: Ugh! Come on, Bloo. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: My good man, unlike my primitive uncultured Neanderthal companion here, I am a connoisseur of the finer things in life. So I can most certainly appreciate the intrinsic value of a true piece of high art such as this. But sir, I implore you, THREE HUNDRED? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? Strange vendor: Take you for... okay, deal. Four hundred. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [scowls] RIP-OFF ARTIS... Mac: No, not again!
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Frankie: [sings to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop / When the wind blows, the cradle will rock / When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall... Cheese: Fall? Aaaah! Frankie: Oh, geez! Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water / Jack fell down and broke his... Cheese: Broke? Aaaah! Eduardo: I got one. The itsy-bitsy spider... Cheese: Spiders? Aaaah! Frankie: Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you... Cheese: Sheep? Aaaah! Mac: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake... Cheese: Cake? Aaaah! Coco: [to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co... Cheese: Coco? Aaaah!
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Frankie: Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary! Blooregard: I've got one. [Inhales and sings] Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts / Mutilated monkey meat... Frankie: Bloo! Mac: Wait, Frankie! Look! [Cheese is calming down] Blooregard: ...Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice-cream / And I don't got a spoon. Cheese: No spoon? Aaaah! Blooregard: This is fun!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Mac: That's the plan. Got it? Blooregard: No. When do we go "Bleagh!" to Young Man Rivers? Mac: Bloo, leave him alone. He's just a child. Blooregard: But he went "Bleagh!"
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Room with a Feud Mac: There's gotta be a way to get him out of that totally awesome room. Coco: [whispers] Coco coco. Mac: Coco, I think if we did that we'd go to jail.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Setting a President Mac: Bloo, same question. If you were president, what would you change? Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: [after a long pause] Herriman smells like poo. [Crowd cheers] Mr. Herriman: But he's just mudslinging! [Mr. Herriman is hit in the face with mud] I should have seen that coming.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - One False Movie Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: We lost! We lost! I can't believe we lost! Mac: Bloo, the movie didn't have an ending. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What are you talking about? Audiences today don't care about endings. As long as everything else is awesome, you don't need an en... [Interrupted by "The End" title]
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Look at me! I got new fleas and they're bigger than yours. They're super fleas. Mac: Bloo, those are ticks. They suck out your blood. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, ri... [Faints]
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Crime After Crime Mac: Bloo, why would she be making vomit? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Because she has no carrots, but that's not the point.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Eddie Monster Mac: It's just a Whizby. Eduardo: It not just a Whizby! It flying disc of doom that wants to eat me! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: The Whizby wants to eat you? Eduardo: Si, it wants to... Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: The Whizby wants to eat you? The Whizby wanted to be caught by you! And now it's gone forever. So thanks for ruining our fun.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Eddie Monster Mac: I think Whizby's a little too intense for you. Maybe we could go inside and eat some potatoes. You like potatoes, right? Eduardo: But I could choke. Wilt: How about we just sit around and read? Eduardo: Paper cut! Coco: Co co-co? Wilt: Yeah, Eduardo. Can we stand? Eduardo: But your feets could get tired. Eduardo: The feets! Beware the tired feets!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Bloo Done It Mac: Bloo, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You know I don't read. Mac: Well, maybe you should start. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Reads "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"] Let's see... there's a boy... who lies... lies some more... again with the lying... he tells the truth... nobody believes him... kid gets eaten by a wolf. Well, that was a colossal waste of time. What does that have to do with anything?
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Bloo Done It Uncle Pockets: [Uncle Pockets, considered to be "the best imaginary friend ever" has returned to Foster's] When I was first imagined I was happy as could be / but through the years my boy matured and he grew too old for me / without a home to call my own I wandered in the streets / until I met a sweet old Madame and she said "Come with me!" / she took me in, gave me a bed, and three square meals a day / through the years I watched Foster's grow but not long did I stay / a sweet little girl adopted me and I became her friend / but she too grew and returned me here where I was adopted again and again. [starts singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I've had kids tall, short, and hairy / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm agreeable to all, except dairy. Wilt: How many kids have you had? Uncle Pockets: More than you could count! Eduardo: But don't you ever miss them? Uncle Pockets: Not even a small amount! Uncle Pockets: [singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / upon return I'm never wary / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I love everyone, except Gary! [to Gary] You know what you did! Just kidding! [he laughs] Uncle Pockets: [continues singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm tops on the best friend list / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / the best friend to exist / the best friend to exist / the best friend to... E-XIST! / the best friend to exist! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [scowling] Pssh! Anyone can do that! [starts singing, mocking Uncle Pockets; Mac watches him] La-la-la, look at me / dancing around / my name's Bloo / I'm the best... around. Mac: You just rhymed "around" with "around". Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [imitating Mac] "You just wehn ah-meh neh meh-neh."
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Bye Bye Nerdy Mac: [Bloo is convinced he is a nerd] I-I have friends! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, yeah? Name one. Mac: You. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: That's right. And you had to MAKE ME UP! Mac: Well, um, there was this one kid who invited me to his birthday party. Well, he said he was going to... but maybe he didn't have it yet! Well, maybe he did and he didn't call. But he could have lost my number! But then it's in the phone book. But it's under my mom's name! But then he could have just asked me my mom's name. [stops] Bloo, maybe you're right. I am a nerd! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's okay, son. It's gonna be all right. [to the lightbulb imaginary friend] Bulby, shut off the light! Just shut it off! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Light switches off] And get me a juice box! [slurps] This isn't cran-apple! [slurps] I hate this... [takes a long slurp]
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Mac Daddy Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces! Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you? Cheese: Garbage can.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Mac Daddy Mac: But, Bloo, I thought you didn't like Cheese. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You know what, Mac? You're right. I didn't like Cheese. I had difficulty tolerating Cheese. And as far as I could tell, nobody else really had a taste for Cheese, either. Except the mice. Mice like Cheese. Cheese: Hi, doggies. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: But now, even though Cheese once made my stomach turn, I love Cheese. I hope to have my taste of Cheese every day, maybe even for the rest of my life, even though Cheese smells. I think if we look deep in our hearts, we can all have an appreciation of Cheese, and embrace his unique... flavor, if you will. I love you, brother. Cheese: I pooted.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Mac Daddy Mac: Time for paint. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes! Awesome! Super-duper rad hot-rod flames! Cheese: No, bunnies! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames! Cheese: Bunnies! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames! Cheese: Bunnies! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames! Cheese: Bunnies! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames! Cheese: Bunnies! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot... rod... flames! Cheese: [Whispering] Buuunies! Mac: Quiet! [Cut to Mac and Bloo pushing cart painted with flaming bunnies] Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I don't even know you anymore. Mac: Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Frankie My Dear Prince: [to Frankie; Bloo, the pizza guy, and Mac are watching] Oh, fair lady. Forgive my discourtesy. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. But I see now that heaven has been brought to me. Pray tell me, fair damsel, what have you been doing in my dreams all my life? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, no! He's using lines! Prince: Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Pizza Delivery Man: Good ones! Prince: Is your father an alien because you are out of this world? Mac: Really good ones! Prince: I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away! Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off? If this house were a meat market, you would be PRIME RIB. Pizza Delivery Man: Whoa! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Whoa! Mac: Whoa! Frances "Frankie" Foster: [unmoved] Whoa.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Cookie Dough Mac: Hey, Bloo. What are you doing? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'm raising money to buy Foster's a new roof. I'm saving the day with a lemonade stand. I've seen it in movies. Mac: But it's the dead of winter. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: It's cold out? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: It's raining? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: And no-one is going to buy ice-cold lemonade when it's already ice cold outside? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: Stop it! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Mac, maybe you didn't hear me. I... seen... it... in... movies! Mac: was it summer in those movies? You know, summer? The time season when people drink lemonade? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It seems so obvious now that you mention it.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Sight for Sore Eyes / Bloo's Brothers Mac: That can't be Stevie! That kid very cleary saw you chasing him! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, how do you know, Mister Smarty-Pants? Mac: He ran from you!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Sight for Sore Eyes / Bloo's Brothers Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [an imposter Bloo is trying to get Mac to give him Ice Capades tickets] Mac, look me in the eyes. You know it's me. Think of all the times we've had together, think of the special bond that only best friends can share. Mac, you complete me. I... I love you. Mac: Yeah, okay, sappy. It's definitely not you.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Big Lablooski Mac: I am the ball. I am the pins. The pins are my enemy. I am my enemy. I must roll my soul down the center of the lane and destroy my enemy, thus destroying myself, but in destroying myself, finding peace.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Big Lablooski Bowling Paul: First, you need a ball. Mac: I don't have a ball. Bowling Paul: Then, my son, you don't have a soul. Mac: But I can get a ball. Bowling Paul: You think souls are so easy to come by? Mac: But there's a bunch of balls over there. Bowling Paul: Oh, right.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Big Lablooski Bowling Paul: Life is like a narrow road. You can walk on the right, you can walk on the left, or you can walk down the middle. Mac: Isn't walking down the middle of the road dangerous? Bowling Paul: Well, duh! In walking, totally dangerous! You could get hit by a car or something. But in bowling, the middle of the road is the path to victory. Mac: Sweet, sweet victory.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Big Lablooski Bowling Paul: If I could rename this game, it'd be souling, not bowling, and I would be Souling Paul. And we would all be at the souling alley and roll our souls down the lane to the pins of life and see which way they fell. Mac: That was beautiful. Bowling Paul: I know.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Mac: Pour some sugar on Mac!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Mac: [hyper from eating sugar] Pour some sugar on Mac!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to Mac, who is hyper from eating sugar] Maybe the other friends were right. Maybe you are ruining this party! Mac: [shouts] MAYBE YOU RUIN CHOCOLATE! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You're right. Maybe I do ruin chocolate. Be that as it may, you're not getting any more!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Mac: No Bloo! No! You wouldn't like me when I have sugar!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hey, pal. We okay? Mac: S-s-sugar. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What's that? Mac: Sugar! Need sugar! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, sugar. You mean like this piece of gum? Mac: Sugar! Precious sugar! [Takes gum, spits it out] It burns us! It burns us! [They pull Mac into the car and drive off] You said... it was sugar. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Right, sugar. Sugar-free.

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