Eduardo

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Tom Kenny
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Eduardo Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Big Cheese Frankie: [sings to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop / When the wind blows, the cradle will rock / When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall... Cheese: Fall? Aaaah! Frankie: Oh, geez! Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water / Jack fell down and broke his... Cheese: Broke? Aaaah! Eduardo: I got one. The itsy-bitsy spider... Cheese: Spiders? Aaaah! Frankie: Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you... Cheese: Sheep? Aaaah! Mac: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake... Cheese: Cake? Aaaah! Coco: [to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co... Cheese: Coco? Aaaah!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Wilt: Just keep them occupied. Eduardo: But how I do that? Wilt: Make small talk. Eduardo: Small talk. Small talk... Flies. Peanuts. Dimes. Oh, and sweaters. They get muy, muy small in the wash.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Neighbor Pains Father: He won't give us the adoption forms. He justs keeps going on about the solar system. Eduardo: It is small in the cosmic sense. You know who Copernicus is?
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Setting a President Eduardo: This is for Frankie. What is two plus three? Frances 'Frankie' Foster: Uh, five? Eduardo: Señor Herriman? Mr. Herriman: Of course it's five, you numbskull. Eduardo: Azul? Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: Well, Ed, my opponents say five. But you know what I say? Five is not good enough! I say six, or seven, or even forty-two!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Land of the Flea Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Can't I even have just one? Eduardo: No! Especially not Juan! He is my favorite.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Eddie Monster Mac: It's just a Whizby. Eduardo: It not just a Whizby! It flying disc of doom that wants to eat me! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: The Whizby wants to eat you? Eduardo: Si, it wants to... Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: The Whizby wants to eat you? The Whizby wanted to be caught by you! And now it's gone forever. So thanks for ruining our fun.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Eddie Monster Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's a good thing you live here at Foster's. A scaredy baby like you wouldn't last one second out in the real world. Eduardo: Yes I would! I would last mucho segundos! Mucho, mucho segundos! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Sure you would. Eduardo: I would! I would, I would, I would, I would! I'm going to run away, far away! And then you'll see, and everyone will see that I'm no scaredy baby! [Eduardo runs away] Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Well, good luck with that.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Eddie Monster Mac: I think Whizby's a little too intense for you. Maybe we could go inside and eat some potatoes. You like potatoes, right? Eduardo: But I could choke. Wilt: How about we just sit around and read? Eduardo: Paper cut! Coco: Co co-co? Wilt: Yeah, Eduardo. Can we stand? Eduardo: But your feets could get tired. Eduardo: The feets! Beware the tired feets!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Bloo Done It Uncle Pockets: [Uncle Pockets, considered to be "the best imaginary friend ever" has returned to Foster's] When I was first imagined I was happy as could be / but through the years my boy matured and he grew too old for me / without a home to call my own I wandered in the streets / until I met a sweet old Madame and she said "Come with me!" / she took me in, gave me a bed, and three square meals a day / through the years I watched Foster's grow but not long did I stay / a sweet little girl adopted me and I became her friend / but she too grew and returned me here where I was adopted again and again. [starts singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I've had kids tall, short, and hairy / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm agreeable to all, except dairy. Wilt: How many kids have you had? Uncle Pockets: More than you could count! Eduardo: But don't you ever miss them? Uncle Pockets: Not even a small amount! Uncle Pockets: [singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / upon return I'm never wary / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I love everyone, except Gary! [to Gary] You know what you did! Just kidding! [he laughs] Uncle Pockets: [continues singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm tops on the best friend list / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / the best friend to exist / the best friend to exist / the best friend to... E-XIST! / the best friend to exist! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [scowling] Pssh! Anyone can do that! [starts singing, mocking Uncle Pockets; Mac watches him] La-la-la, look at me / dancing around / my name's Bloo / I'm the best... around. Mac: You just rhymed "around" with "around". Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [imitating Mac] "You just wehn ah-meh neh meh-neh."
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Cookie Dough Eduardo: You firing me? Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: It's called downsizing, babe. We're all taking cuts. I had to settle for 23-carat gold for this statue of me I had commissioned. Fortunately, the diamond teeth help draw the eye away.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Big Lablooski Madame Foster: Ed, stop being such a wimp! Eduardo: No! Too noisy! Too scary! Madame Foster: Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie. What I meant to say was... Stop being such a wimp!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'll take care of Herriman. Eduardo: How you do that? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: How am I going to do it? How am I going to do it? Seriously, how am I going to do it? I've got nothing.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - World Wide Wabbit Frances "Frankie" Foster: Eduardo, was that you licking people's feet? Eduardo: Uh... Si. I love licking feet. [Starts licking Wilt's foot] Feet. I love the footy goodness.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - World Wide Wabbit Eduardo: Azul, you are not el perrito! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I most certainly am not a burrito!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Busted Frances "Frankie" Foster: Who-hoa! A little sour under that sweetness. Eduardo: And a little loco.
	Unknown Episode: Wilt: Oh guys, this is Eduardo. He's one of the nicest imaginary friends here at Foster's! He couldn't hurt a fly! Eduardo: Oh si, I'm too scared of them anyway!
	Unknown Episode: Mac: All right, guys! Let's bloo this! Wilt: Aww, Man! I'm sorry, but that was not ok! Eduardo: Muy stinko! Coco: [shouts] Coco! Terrence: Lame! That was stupider than even me! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, Mac! C'mon! "Let's bloo this?" That was so stupid!
	Unknown Episode: Eduardo: [shouts] Aahhhhhh! I no monstruo! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Wait! Come back! I just want to punch you!
	Unknown Episode: Wilt: No, Ed, no! Not blowing! The other way! The other way! Eduardo: Other way? Wilt: Yeah, yeah! That's really sucking! Eduardo: [sighs] There's no pleasing him.
	Unknown Episode: Eduardo: Donde esta el pollo loco? Wilt: I don't know where that crazy chicken went.
	Unknown Episode: Eduardo: Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes / Everybody likes potatoes. Eduardo: This spud's for you.

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