Bret

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Bret McKenzie

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Season 1, Episode 04	Season 2, Episode 03
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Season 1 / Episode 3: - Mugged

Jemaine: Murray, I was thinking perhaps we could do gigs at night.
Murray: No.
Jemaine: Yes. Most bands -
Murray: No.
Jemaine: Most bands play at night.
Murray: Not again. We've talked about this.
Jemaine: Most bands play at night.
Murray: It's too dangerous out there at night.
Jemaine: We go around walking around at night all the time.
Murray: Well, you know, anything could happen. You could get run over, pickpocketed, erm... fall down a manhole, bump into people, murdered... imagine that. Or even just ridiculed.
Jemaine: We've never been ridiculed.
Bret: No.
Murray: You haven't?
Bret: No.
Murray: Well, that's a surprise. I get ridiculed all the time.
Bret: Really?
Murray: Yeah. [in a deep voice] Hey, ginger balls. [Ii his voice] You know?
Jemaine: That was Bret. He called you that.
Bret: Oh, the other night.
Murray: Well, it's not just you, Bret. It's all the time. And it's not just "ginger balls", you know?
Bret: I thought that was your nickname.
Murray: No!

Season 1 / Episode 8: - Girlfriends

Bret: ...But you said you loved me... you had sex on me.

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