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 | Season 1 / Episode 14: - Trash River Tam: My food is problematic. Jayne Cobb: Girl's a mind-readin' genius, can't even figure out how to eat an ice-planet. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 13: - Heart of Gold Jayne Cobb: [to Simon] The Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you to fun afoul of his blushing, psychotic bride. If she figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say, "Don't turn me in... lady." |
 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Objects in Space Jayne Cobb: So like, never? Book: Well, no. Jayne Cobb: Not ever never? Book: Some orders allow Shepherds to marry, but I follow a narrower path. Jayne Cobb: But, I mean, you still got the urge. They don't... cut it off, or nothin'? Book: Mm, no, I'm more or less intact. I just... direct my energy elsewhere. Jayne Cobb: You mean like masturbatin'? Book: I hope you're not thinking of taking orders yourself. Jayne Cobb: Oh, yeah, that'll be the day. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - Objects in Space Jayne Cobb: It ain't impossible! Saint Jayne, it's got a ring to it. Book: I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed. Jayne Cobb: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs? Book: Oh, it'll be taken into consideration. Jayne Cobb: You made that sound kinda ominous. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - Objects in Space Jayne Cobb: Wha - are you-are you sayin' she's a witch? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast. Jayne Cobb: She's in Congress? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - Objects in Space Zoë Washburne: Where's River at now? Mal: In her room, which I am thinking we bolt from the outside from now on. Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: That's a little extreme, isn't it? Jayne Cobb: Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Wacky fun. Jayne Cobb: You wanna go, little man? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Only if it's someplace with candlelight. Zoë Washburne: Sir, I know she's unpredictable, but I don't think she'd harm anyone. Jayne Cobb: Butcher's knife! Zoë Washburne: Anyone we can't spare. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - War Stories Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Mmmm. Wife soup. I must have done good. Zoë Washburne: Yes dear. You done good. Mal: Ow. Mal: Did you tell her? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Tell her what? Mal: Your husband has demanded that we sleep together. Zoë Washburne: Really? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: What? Mal, come on. Mal: He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections. Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: No. That was the torture talking. Remember the torture? Mal: I know it's a diffilcult mission but you and i... have to get it on. Zoë Washburne: I understand. We have no choice. Take me, sir. Take me hard. Jayne Cobb: Now something about that is just downright unsettling. Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: We'll be in our bunk. Jayne Cobb: Oh, hey. Free soup. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 6: - Shindig Kaylee Frye: [pointing to a pink frilly dress] Say, look at the fluffy one! Zoë Washburne: Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink. Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne Cobb: I'll chip in. Zoë Washburne: [to Jayne] I can hurt you. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Jaynestown Zoë: Is that Jayne? Is that really him? Wash - pinch me, I must be dreamin'. Jayne Cobb: Ah, hell, I'll pinch ya. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Our Mrs. Reynolds Saffron: I'm sorry that I shame you. Mal: You don't shame me! Zoë, would you get Wash. Zoë: [Over the PA system] This is Zoë. We need all personnel in the cargo bay. Mal: All? I said Wash! Zoë: Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss. Mal: There's-there's no bliss! I don't know this girl. Jayne Cobb: Then can I know her? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Train Job Jayne Cobb: Time for some thrilling heroics. |
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