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![]() | Unknown Episode: Guy: You know, you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince. Gwen: [kisses him] There, one frog closer. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: What an interseting space this is! You live in a clocktower! Did your mother live in a shoe? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: You never told me you had a brother! Terri: Yes, I did. Gwen: Well, you didn't make it sound important! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terri: Now, look Gwen, y'know if we're gonna keep living together in this loft, we're gonna have to have some rules. Gwen: Oh, no! Rules are the enemies of successful people! Terri: Actually, rules are the enemies of criminals. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: Your brother is out of control! We need some rules around here! Terri: ...and we shall call them THE GWEN COMMANDMENTS! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine! Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: How do you do? Guy: No one's ever complained. Gwen: Some people are just polite. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: Is there coffee? Terri: There's a coffee MAKER. Gwen: Which one of you would that be? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: If I go to bed without my hair styled, I'll be ugly in my dreams. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: I thought downsizing was a good thing, like going from a size 6 to a size 4! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terry: Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do when I don't get those middle-of-the-night phone calls to bring you your diaphragm. Gwen: Well, what if I promise not to do that... as much? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terry: You're welcome to have coffee but you're just going to have to make it yourself. Gwen: I don't even like to buy it myself. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Guy: You see the man sitting at the corner booth--oh, please don't turn around! Terry: Then no, we don't! Guy: His name is Bobby H. He's connected." Gwen: To the table? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terry: His jokes are like Hee Haw without the irony! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Danny: ...I was home alone watching one of those specials. I think it was 'America's Funniest Police Beatings' or something. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terry: [to Rick] I'm Terry. Just plain Terry. I'm not a person of the cloth because then I would be Terry Cloth! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Guy: Princess, in all the years I went to Catholic school I learned one thing--fear nuns! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terry: I think these three seminary students were flirting with me! Gwen: Really? Well those boys must have missed orientation day! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Danny: When we were growing up, Mickey and I both wanted to be firemen. But then one day at camp, my marshmallow caught on fire and I screamed and ran into the lake. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Danny: Do those guys look interesting to you? Terry: So, the door swings open! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terry: [to Gwen] I'm gonna kill you! And if your Prince Charming ever comes and kisses you gently on the lps and wakes you up, I'm gonna kill ya again! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Terry: [to Gwen] It's too bad there's not a rephrase button on there [the phone]. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Gwen: Happy birthday, Guy! If you could have seen the look on your face! Guy: I did. I practiced in the mirror before I came in. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Danny: [to Gwen] You have a mother? Wow, what must she be like... |
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