Filthy Rich Quotes

Filthy Rich

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	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Town and Country Bootsie Weschester: Well, sometimes it's for the best when we don't win things. I read about a man who won all new wall-to-wall carpetin' that contained the teeniest unidentified larva that eventually caused him to paste a 26-foot tapeworm from his body.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Kathleen Beck: Carlotta, who do you think you are, tampering with my decorating theme? Carlotta Beck: Kathleen, dear, I know that impeccable taste is not your strong suit, so trust me when I tell you that cheap Mexican mosaics are entirely inappropriate as tomb décor. Unless, of course, one happens to be an Aztec.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Kathleen Beck: Y'all can snap at me all you want, but just remember, you'll never cheat me out of my inheritance! Marshall Beck: Now, Kathleen, why would we want to do that? After all, you gave Daddy ten of the best months of your life. Certainly ought to be worth thirty or forty million!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Kathleen Beck: I worked too hard to get where I am... Marshall Beck: Yeah, pulled yourself up by your bra-straps.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Kathleen Beck: Then tonight we get our full inheritance? Carlotta Beck: I don't see why not. We did let Bootsie and Wild Bill move in and they did tell George how nicely we've treated them. Marshall Beck: Of course, there was that incident with the broken cellar stair, the fallen chandelier and that ugly bout with botulism...
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Carlotta Beck: At first it was difficult for me to believe that I could be related - even by marriage - to a woman who thinks the pinnacle of good taste is owning a rug with Elvis Presley's face on it.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Winona 'Mother B' Beck: I heard a very unpleasant rumor about you at the nursing home, Marshall. Marshall Beck: Well, Mother, uh, I've been meaning to tell you somethin' for a long time... I'm bisexual. Winona 'Mother B' Beck: They say you cheat on your income tax.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Marshall Beck: Do you know what bisexual means? Winona 'Mother B' Beck: Of course I know! One foot on the ground and one foot off! Marshall Beck: I am in therapy; try an' understand it. Winona 'Mother B' Beck: Oh, for crying out loud, I don't wanna hear all this! I liked it better when folks had secrets! Anyhow, I'm senile, half my teeth are gone - I don't care if you date goats!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Carlotta Beck: Really, Stanley, who ever heard of toasting with a soft drink? Stanley Beck: Well, Carlotta, I drink this 'cause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper. We're all Peppers. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (I) Winona 'Mother B' Beck: [the family finishes singing The Happy Birthday Song] Alright, everybody rub my bottom and make a wish!
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: Kathleen, dear, I know that impeccable taste is not your strong suit, so trust me when I tell you that cheap Mexican mosaics are entirely inappropriate as tomb décor. Unless, of course, one happens to be an Aztec.
	Unknown Episode: Kathleen: Y'all can snap at me all you want, but just remember, you'll never cheat me out of my inheritance. Marshall: Now, Kathleen, why would we want to do that? After all, you gave Daddy ten of the best months of your life. Certainly ought to be worth thirty or forty million.
	Unknown Episode: Big Guy: First off, I want to apologize to you for lettin' you grow up an orphan. Wild Bill: Oh, don't worry about that. Big Guy: But please do not let the mysterious circumstances surrounding your birth besmirch the character of your good and saintly mother. She was a fine woman of highest moral fiber, even though I was only privileged to know her for a few short hours.
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: I don't care if it's a telethon for gum disease, just so long as I'm Chairperson and the press shows up!
	Unknown Episode: Kathleen: I worked too hard to get where I am. Marshall: Yeah, pulled yourself up by your bra-straps.
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: Kathleen, before you proceed with another of your sophomoric snit-fits, you should know I tied up all the family boxes so the Westchesters couldn't sit in them. You want Wild Bill and his little Bootsie swillin' beer and shellin' peanuts at the Philharmonic in a box with our name on it?
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: Marshall, will you stop that incessant wheezing? Marshall: Carlotta, I happen to have asthma. Carlotta: Well, have it somewhere else, I'm talkin'!
	Unknown Episode: Kathleen: Well, I don't care two hoots for this cryogenic-frozen business. I'd like to march right down to that crypt and turn up his little thermostat!
	Unknown Episode: Kathleen: I mean, how can a person date when her husband's lying a hundred yards away in a tank full of liquid nitrogen?
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: We did let Bootsie and Wild Bill move in and they did tell George how nicely we've treated them. Marshall: Of course, there was that incident with the broken cellar stair, the fallen chandelier and that ugly bout with botulism.
	Unknown Episode: Bootsie: Well, hon, you don't have to be up before dawn to know that half the women in Memphis are in love with Stanley. Kathleen's in love with him too. Stanley: Bootsie, Kathleen's my stepmother! Bootsie: I know. But somehow, I don't think that's gonna stop her.
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: Yes, first it was difficult for me to believe that I could be related, even by marriage, to a woman who thinks the pinnacle of good taste is owning a rug with Elvis Presley's face on it.
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: Mother B, Kathleen was married to Big Guy after your divorce. Mother B: Oh. Well, just don't forget to put out after dinner!
	Unknown Episode: Marshall: Well, my father was not a sentimental man, so I'll just say this. Here's to Big Guy Beck. He lived for better or for worse, but he's dead for good.
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: Really, Stanley, who ever heard of toasting with a soft drink? Stanley: Well, Carlotta, I drink this 'cause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper.
	Unknown Episode: Mother B.: Bootsie, do you know "Spread Your Tiny Things and Fly Away?" Stanley: It's "Wings," Mama. Marshall: She's always one word off! Mother B: Alright, everybody rub my bottom and make a wish!
	Unknown Episode: Mother B.: I don't know, Stanley. Guess I'm just gettin' tired of bein' around old people. Stanley: Well, Mama, maybe you oughta try bein' around some younger ones for a change. Mother B.: Oh, young people, old people, what's the difference? They're all high on painkillers!
	Unknown Episode: Carlotta: Stanley, until you have managed to transcend your impertinent and incredibly obnoxious James-Dean-period, I prefer that you address me only through my attorney.
	Unknown Episode: Marshall: How do you get these open?
	Unknown Episode: Bootsie: Listen to this riddle. "Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby is a little bigger."

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