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	Season 1 / Episode 1: - What's Black and White and Depressed All Over? Kate: We're hoping there's going to be some real chemistry between them. Sarmoti: Chemistry? What chemistry? "You're a panda, I'm a panda [pelvic thrusts] oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee, thanks for the ride, tell your friends!"
	Unknown Episode: Larry: [to Kate] Big daddy is home and he's ready for lovin'. It may be 9 o' clock in New York, but right here it's Mountin' Time!
	Unknown Episode: Kate: Larry, this isn't really the time. Larry: This is the perfect time: You're in heat, I'm not hungry, I just peed...
	Unknown Episode: Larry: [to Kate] Just know that if Foo-lin is on our couch tomorrow I'm buying a gun on the internet and hiring someone with fingers to shoot me.
	Unknown Episode: Nelson 'Bong-Bong': Hi, I'm Nelson. Kate: Nelson? I thought your name was Bong Bong. Nelson 'Bong-Bong': Bong Bong? Oh, that's my slave name.
	Unknown Episode: Larry: So you're from Beijing? Must have some geat Chinese food there. Nelson 'Bong-Bong': Ehh... it's not as good as New York.
	Unknown Episode: Larry: Foo-Lin, I'd like to introduce you to Nelson. Nelson, this is Foo-Lin. Foo-Lin: Hey Nelson. Nelson 'Bong-Bong': If you smell something it's not me! It's not!
	Unknown Episode: Larry: We need to talk about you and Kate. Nelson 'Bong-Bong': It sickens me that she's laying beneath you. That's how it works right? I mean, I might need to know for later.
	Unknown Episode: Nelson 'Bong-Bong': I love Kate, Larry. I can't help it. She's my perfect woman. Larry: No, she isn't. You have a crush on her because she's the first woman that was ever nice to you. Nelson 'Bong-Bong': My mom was nice to me. Larry: Nelson, I know you don't have a lot of experience, but as a dude, we don't really count moms.
	Unknown Episode: Sarmoti: [to Nelson] We all know Foo-Lin is crazy, but who gives a crap? She's a panda, you're a panda. This is the biggest no-brainer in the world.
	Unknown Episode: Sarmoti: [to Nelson] You're new with women and you're swinging for the fences. Let me save you a lot of heartache: You're not a powerhitter. Just lay down a bunt, get on base and thank the merciful Lord they even let you suit up.
	Unknown Episode: Foo-Lin: Did it ever occur to you that maybe I could do better? Sarmoti: No. That did not occur to me. Good Lord! Your whole species is meshuggah. No wonder you're going extinct. Foo-Lin: I deserve love! Sarmoti: Wrong! You're a middle aged, fat, virgin panda. You deserve Nelson.
	Unknown Episode: Sierra: I'm on my way to a party by the reptile house. I probably won't take drugs, but I won't really know until I get there. Larry: That's fine. See you later.
	Unknown Episode: Larry: [to Kate] Your dad's a real treat. He should go make people laugh in heaven.
	Unknown Episode: Larry: [to Kate] I'm not the kind of guy who goes on TV. I'm the kind of guy who lies in front of the TV. And I'm just sort of hitting my stride with that.
	Unknown Episode: Kate: [Blake and Victoria have made a surprise visit] Blake! Victoria! What a nice surprise. Larry: Yeah, like when the gas wears off early and your dentist is buckling his pants.
	Unknown Episode: Blake: [to his wife who is visibly drunk] Come along dear before you ruin another baboon liver. Victoria: Wait. I want to get the name of his dentist.
	Unknown Episode: Larry: [while watching a video tape of the Today show] Holy cow! Who's that? Sarmoti: Blake as a baby. Later in the show he gets felt up by Elton John.
	Unknown Episode: Sarmoti: [talking about the Today show] Katie Couric has got that "good girl but probably wild in the sack" thing going on. Larry: Brother, you got that right!
	Unknown Episode: Sarmoti: As a lion you got it here Sarmoti: and in here. Larry: [giggling] That tickles. Sarmoti: You sure you're all lion? Maybe a chimp schtooped your gradma.
	Unknown Episode: Snack: I'm gonna need to take some publicity shots to promote Larry's debut All Night Fiesta. Kate: Fiesta? Changa: Yeah, that's Mexican for "party". Chimmi: We're gonna have salsa! Changa: That's a spicy red dip.
	Unknown Episode: Sarmoti: Larry, I want you to know, if you were my own son... I'd be pretty disapointed. But I'd make do.
	Unknown Episode: Blake: Larry, I'm weak. I need the attention. I'm a whore. I'm a whore for their applause. And you wouldn't hit a whore would you, Larry? Larry: [starts to punch Blake] Blake: Ow! Mommy! Make it stop!
	Unknown Episode: Snack: [drinking at a bar and drunkenly slurring words] Hey! None of that talk. You're still the best. Remember I'm always here for you Lar. Now come on, give me a smile. [strokes Larry's chin] Cootchie, cootchie coo... [vomits in Larry's lap] Larry: Dude, uncool.
	Unknown Episode: Bernie: [while watching with Sarmoti a video of Sarmoti's younger days balancing on a giant ball] I think you look great there, chief. Lean and mean. Top notch. [Sarmoti on video falls] Whoops! Beautiful fall monsignor. You are the Baryshnikov of disaster. [Sarmoti rewinds the video segment] Wonderful slip! Great surrender to gravity. Falling. [Sarmoti on video falls again] Ground, there you go. Sorry I'm all tapped out. You gotta stop watching that. It's not doing you any good at all.
	Unknown Episode: Roy: Magic, you fickle bitch.
	Unknown Episode: Kate: [after watching an assembly for a "gifted and talented" program] Thank you Mrs. Falvi for a delightful evening of discussion and song. My husband and I had a great time. Didn't we Larry? Larry: Oh yeah. You guys sure beat the hell out of Dumb Kids Choir.
	Unknown Episode: Kate: I'd love that program for Sierra. Those kids seemed really neat. Larry: Uh huh. What's wrong with you?
	Unknown Episode: Sierra: [opens locked front door] You guys are back early. Kate: Why was the door locked? Sierra: I don't know. The better question is: Why do we live in a world where the doors need locks? Larry: I think she's got us there.
	Unknown Episode: Kate: [off screen] Larry, oh my God, get in here. Larry: [startled awake from sleep] Kinda busy hon. I'm working on the [mumbles and drifts off to sleep] Sarmoti: Boy, did my daughter hit the jackpot with you.

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