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 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - What's Black and White and Depressed All Over? Kate: We're hoping there's going to be some real chemistry between them. Sarmoti: Chemistry? What chemistry? "You're a panda, I'm a panda [pelvic thrusts] oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee, thanks for the ride, tell your friends!" |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: Larry, this isn't really the time. Larry: This is the perfect time: You're in heat, I'm not hungry, I just peed... |
| Unknown Episode: Nelson 'Bong-Bong': Hi, I'm Nelson. Kate: Nelson? I thought your name was Bong Bong. Nelson 'Bong-Bong': Bong Bong? Oh, that's my slave name. |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: [Blake and Victoria have made a surprise visit] Blake! Victoria! What a nice surprise. Larry: Yeah, like when the gas wears off early and your dentist is buckling his pants. |
| Unknown Episode: Snack: I'm gonna need to take some publicity shots to promote Larry's debut All Night Fiesta. Kate: Fiesta? Changa: Yeah, that's Mexican for "party". Chimmi: We're gonna have salsa! Changa: That's a spicy red dip. |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: [after watching an assembly for a "gifted and talented" program] Thank you Mrs. Falvi for a delightful evening of discussion and song. My husband and I had a great time. Didn't we Larry? Larry: Oh yeah. You guys sure beat the hell out of Dumb Kids Choir. |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: I'd love that program for Sierra. Those kids seemed really neat. Larry: Uh huh. What's wrong with you? |
| Unknown Episode: Sierra: [opens locked front door] You guys are back early. Kate: Why was the door locked? Sierra: I don't know. The better question is: Why do we live in a world where the doors need locks? Larry: I think she's got us there. |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: [off screen] Larry, oh my God, get in here. Larry: [startled awake from sleep] Kinda busy hon. I'm working on the [mumbles and drifts off to sleep] Sarmoti: Boy, did my daughter hit the jackpot with you. |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: [rushes into living room carrying a plastic bag with green substance in it] Larry, this is a nightmare. Look what I just found in Sierra's room. Kate: Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. Larry: [sniffs bag] Yep, that's catnip. Kate: Oh God, our daughter's a niphead. Sarmoti: Nice. You run a tight ship champ. Kate: This explains the locked doors and the weird attitude. Larry: Look, she's a teenager. She's bound to experiment. Sarmoti: "Bound to experiment"? Way to parent with authority. Call me when she's pregnant. |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: When I was a teenager I never tried catnip. Did you? Larry: Me? Catnip? Never. Snack: [drops into room] Hey kitty cats. What's happening? Larry: [hands plastic bag to Snack] We just found this in Sierra's room. Snack: Ahhhh- hah ha! This must take you back Lar. Always had the good stuff, huh buddy? Larry: [waving hands and shaking head in "no don't" gesture] Snack: Always a party at Larry's. Lots and lots of ladies. Larry: [slaps forehead in frustration] Snack: Some say they were only there for the 'nip. But hey, at least they were there. Does this ring any bells? [starts to spin on his head] Whoooooooooooooo! Larry: [stops Snack's spinning with his hand] Larry: [to Kate] Heh. He's not doing it right. |
| Unknown Episode: Sierra: [notices a plastic bag that has been thrown on the table by her parents] What's that? Kate: Don't get cute. This isn't a game Sierra. It's catnip. [reads from a book] Or as you and your friends might call it: Mulch, snorkel, monkey junk, street cheese or Siamese cole slaw. Sierra: What? You think that's mine? Larry: We found it in your room. Sierra: Oh my God. You searched my room. What happened to privacy? Sierra: We saw a movie about a lion that drove a truck! We're not going to let that happen to you. Sierra: Well it's not mine! Kate: Then who's is it? Sierra: I don't know. Maybe one of my friends put it there. Or maybe it's Siegfried and Roy's. I mean that would definetly explain the outfits. Kate: Uh-huh. We're supposed to believe that. Sierra: Yeah, because it's the truth. [pauses as she looks at her parents] I don't believe it. You don't trust me. Kate: No, we don't trust you. For all we know you're high on the... [glances at book again]... Friedman right this minute. Larry: [glances over at book in Kate's hands] Honey, that's the doctor who did the study. |
| Unknown Episode: Foo-Lin: Oh God! I'm gonna be alone forever! Kate: No you are not. You'll find someone. Larry: Well... realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim. Foo-Lin: Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love? Larry: No! Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds. Foo-Lin: [starts crying] |
| Unknown Episode: Henry Davis, white lion at Rave: Congratulations! [puts necklace of cat nip sausages around Kate's neck] I crown you "Miss Most Likely to Make Out With Me". Kate: Henry Davis? I'm in a bookclub with your mother. Henry Davis, white lion at Rave: Oh! [backs away in a robot-like fashion] Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! |
| Unknown Episode: Larry: I don't know what's going on with Sierra lately. We don't connect anymore. Kate: It's just a phase. Larry: I know. But what happened to the kid who wouldn't eat a bite of dinner unless she was sitting next to me? Kate: If it makes you feel any better she treats me the same way. Larry: Well, yeah. But she was never nuts about you. |
| Unknown Episode: Kate: That isnt funny, young lady! We were very very furried about you!... Hey, Lar, check it out. I Just said "furried" instead of "worried". Larry: Furried, that's awesome... Who are you? |
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