Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids - Episode Quotes

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	Unknown Episode: Bill Cosby: This is Bill Cosby coming at you with music and fun, and if you're not careful, you might learn something before it's done. So let's get ready, eh? [In his Fat Albert voice] Hey, Hey, Hey!
	Unknown Episode: Fat Albert: Hey hey hey! It's Fat Albert! And I'm going to sing a song for you/ And Bill's going to show you a thing or two/We'll have a good time with me and all the gang/Learning from each other while we do our thing/Na na na gonna have a good time/Na na na gonna have a good time.
	Unknown Episode: Rudy: Man, you're like school during the summer. No class.
	Unknown Episode: Announcer: It's not a bird... it's not a bee... it's the *Brown Hoooooooooooooornet*! As you recall, last time we left our hero, the Brown Hornet, and his trusty pal Stinger hopelessly trapped in [Different Dangerous Situation] . Using the Brown Hornet's super powers, they naturally escaped unharmed!
	Unknown Episode: Fat Albert: Haven't ever heard of Newton's law? Rudy: There's no law for skating. Fat Albert: No. I'm talking Newton's Law of Gravity. That's where if one thing starts moving, it wants to keep moving. Russell: Just like your mouth, Rudy.
	Unknown Episode: Fat Albert: Hey Hey Hey! This math is heavy on the head! Dumb Donald: I got it down cold! Ask me anything! Fat Albert: Okay. If you got a quarter in one pocket and forty cents in the other, what do you have? Dumb Donald: Somebody else's pants!