04x22 - Bad Timing Season 4 / Episode 22: - Bad Timing

John Crichton: And the baby?
Officer Aeryn Sun: It's yours. [pause] I just wanted to tell you. Hope it doesn't change anything.
John Crichton: [pause] Well it changes everything. [stands] WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! YEAH! FRELL YEAH! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY!
Chiana: [inside Moya] Wh- What's going on?
Ka D'Argo: Now John seems very, very angry.
04x22 - Bad Timing Season 4 / Episode 22: - Bad Timing

Ka D'Argo: He's putting some sort of... looks like a ring on her finger?
Chiana: A ring?
Ka D'Argo: A- A ring.
Chiana: [chuckling] You frellniks. Didn't you watch any of those -those - those- those - those Earth movies? Crichton just proposed.
Dominar Rygel XVI: PROPOSED what?
Chiana: Marriage.
Dominar Rygel XVI: Marriage! Idiot!
04x22 - Bad Timing Season 4 / Episode 22: - Bad Timing

Officer Aeryn Sun: [as they're about to be strafed] You and your timing.
John Crichton: I love you. [They kiss and get crystallized]
Ka D'Argo: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
04x22 - Bad Timing Season 4 / Episode 22: - Bad Timing

Chiana: Sex does it.
General Ka D'Argo: For you.
Chiana: For everyone. Sex.
John Crichton: With you? Or with him?
Chiana: Whatever.
04x22 - Bad Timing Season 4 / Episode 22: - Bad Timing

John Crichton: What did you imagine... for your life?
Aeryn Sun: Service, promotion, retirement, death. You?
John Crichton: This is exactly what I imagined.
04x21 - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba Season 4 / Episode 21: - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba

Scorpius: [after Crichton drops the bomb down the shaft] What have you done, John?
John Crichton: Fixed you little flower problem.
Officer Aeryn Sun: You reactivated didn't you?
John Crichton: It should go off in 60 microts.
Chiana: Then it explodes?
John Crichton: Yeah
Chiana: A big explosion?
John Crichton: Oh god, we should have voted first. All in favor show of hands [pause] Those opposed. [pause] Motion passes 3-2 with Shikoza abstaining.
04x21 - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba Season 4 / Episode 21: - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba

Dominar Rygel XVI: [over the comms] Crichton? Crichton! Where are you? You farhbot! Did you blow up the bomb? How could you blow up the bomb?
John Crichton: You missed the vote.
04x21 - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba Season 4 / Episode 21: - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba

John Crichton: I can't believe it. I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator.
04x21 - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba Season 4 / Episode 21: - We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba

Utu-Noranti Pralatong: Oh, I do admire your compartmentalization of duplicity.
04x20 - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi Season 4 / Episode 20: - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi

John Crichton: Nothing like a bomb to sober you up.
04x20 - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi Season 4 / Episode 20: - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi

John Crichton: Because I am an American. And what does an American want? Democracy? Capitalism. I want to sell out and settle down. For one day only, it's a blue light special on Aisle Three. My wormhole technology... and a free set of steak knives... for all the tea in China. And anything you can imagine to pay me... welcome to my cold war.
04x20 - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi Season 4 / Episode 20: - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi

John Crichton: [about Scarran Minister for War Akhna] Thanks. She scares the hell out of me.
Aeryn Sun: It's the hat.
04x20 - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi Season 4 / Episode 20: - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi

Emperor Staleek: A fission bomb. [Staleek's guards start to approach Chrichton] Put those down!
John Crichton: Nice threads. You must be the Emperor. Now, before anybody decides to get clever, you should know I have multiple dead-man sensors from every culture on my ship and a few cultures I haven't heard of. My heart stops, we all go boom. My heart speeds up, it's boom again. Too hot, too cold, too happy, too sad, thirsty, hungry, bored... it's John Lee Hooker Time... boom, boom, boom. And you try your little psychic trick... kaboom... and we're all pushing up day-glow daisies.
04x20 - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi Season 4 / Episode 20: - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi

John Crichton: Hey, Braca! You look a little lost.
Aeryn Sun: Does Mummy know you're here?
John Crichton: Does Mummy know he's Scorpius' boy? [Braca looks surprised] Ooh, nooo... Mummy doesn't know.
04x20 - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi Season 4 / Episode 20: - We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi

John Crichton: Guys! I apologize in advance for any incivility or insensitivity on my part, but it is beer o'clock... Where the hell is my riot?
04x19 - We're So Screwed (1): Fetal Attraction Season 4 / Episode 19: - We're So Screwed (1): Fetal Attraction

Utu-Noranti Pratalong: By my actions, I have taken innocent lives.
Dominar Rygel XVI: Welcome to Moya. In my time as Dominar, some of my actions resulted in the deaths of the undeserving. Even when the cause is just, it's a hard thing to accept.
Utu-Noranti Pratalong: I must seek forgiveness from the Divine Eternal.
Dominar Rygel XVI: I can't help you there, but I can extend my forgiveness.
04x17 - A Constellation of Doubt Season 4 / Episode 17: - A Constellation of Doubt

John Crichton: Sikozu Shanu?
Sikozu: No.
John Crichton: Nothing?
Sikozu: A reasonable interpretation of the word "no".
04x17 - A Constellation of Doubt Season 4 / Episode 17: - A Constellation of Doubt

Chiana: You can't tell when I'm lying.
Sikozu: Yes we can. We all can.
Chiana: How?
Sikozu: You open your mouth and words come out of it.
04x16 - Bringing Home the Beacon Season 4 / Episode 16: - Bringing Home the Beacon

Sikozu: Do you have any plan of escape?
Aeryn Sun: Run.
Sikozu: Anything more detailed, Aeryn?
Aeryn Sun: Run quickly.
04x15 - Mental as Anything Season 4 / Episode 15: - Mental as Anything

Dominar Rygel XVI: It's a war of wills. Where else would I get a chance in a fair fight where I have the advantage?
04x14 - Twice Shy Season 4 / Episode 14: - Twice Shy

John Crichton: Oh, you do not scare me, missy.
04x14 - Twice Shy Season 4 / Episode 14: - Twice Shy

John Crichton: I know you can see me. Bad guys always see me. My plans suck. People die. It's always a mess.
04x14 - Twice Shy Season 4 / Episode 14: - Twice Shy

Aeryn Sun: No. I'm going to tell you how it's going to go from now on. *You* are going to stop sniffing this dren...
John Crichton: Shut up!
Aeryn Sun: Don't you tell me to shut up!
John Crichton: [moves away from Aeryn] Pilot. My comms are a bit buggy. Can you test the system please?
Pilot: [over the comms] Yes, Commander. But that will take all comms offline for about 30 microts.
John Crichton: I thought so. That'll be fine.


John Crichton: Shut up and listen to me. Scorpius is here. Looking for the key to what's inside my head. The neural chip, aurora chair, threatening Earth, none of it works because he does not *understand* me.
Aeryn Sun: Stop using him as an excuse!
John Crichton: Please!


John Crichton: You're the key. My achilles. You. If he figures that out. The world and all that's in it is nothing. He will use you and the baby, and I will not be able to stop him.
Aeryn Sun: So you think he's been using the comms? Look at what it's done to you. You're completely paranoid.
Scorpius: [over the comms] Pilot, are we having a problem with the comms?
Pilot: I was just checking them. Some slight irregularities but they appear to be functioning normally.
Aeryn Sun: So it's over.
John Crichton: It's over.
Aeryn Sun: There's nothing more between us.
John Crichton: Nothing.

04x13 - Terra Firma (3) Season 4 / Episode 13: - Terra Firma (3)

John Crichton: Space travel was your dream to unite mankind. When did that change?
Jack Crichton: September the 11th. This isn't the same world you left four years ago, son. You just don't understand the global situation.
04x13 - Terra Firma (3) Season 4 / Episode 13: - Terra Firma (3)

Dominar Rygel XVI: What's it called?
Utu-Noranti Pratalong: It's called cop porn.
04x12 - Kansas (2) Season 4 / Episode 12: - Kansas (2)

John Crichton: I'm Casper the Friggin' Joke...
04x12 - Kansas (2) Season 4 / Episode 12: - Kansas (2)

John Crichton: Yo, hero. Read the middle finger.
04x12 - Kansas (2) Season 4 / Episode 12: - Kansas (2)

Utu-Noranti Pratalong: What do you think this means?
Chiana: Must be some kind of greeting. Yeah, to friends.


Chiana: Hello, wrinkles.
04x12 - Kansas (2) Season 4 / Episode 12: - Kansas (2)

Aeryn Sun: Wheel of Fortune. Wheel.
04x12 - Kansas (2) Season 4 / Episode 12: - Kansas (2)

Aeryn Sun: L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S. S. D'argo, you should pay attention to this.
General Ka D'Argo: Chiana has already told me a few words. Yes. No. Bite me. That's all I need to know.
Aeryn Sun: This girl is slow.


Aeryn Sun: Again with The Cookie Monster.