Steven Keaton

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Michael Gross
Born in Chicago in 1947, Gross was involved with a gang for a couple of years during high school before ...

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Steven Keaton Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Mr. Wrong Steven Keaton: Who are all these boys coming over to our house wanting our daughter... I hate them.
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Mr. Wrong Steven Keaton: Elyse, our daughter is dating Rambo!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Hotline Fever Alex P. Keaton: I can explain everything! Steven Keaton: Oh can you? Can you explain the valet parking in the drive way?... The flashing vacancy sign... in front of the house? The billboard on Route 41?
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Hotline Fever Alex P. Keaton: Come on dad, do you plan to be mad at us forever? Steven Keaton: ...that is my plan.
	Unknown Episode: Andrew Keaton: Alex is reading me "Robin Hood," where he robs from the poor and gives to the rich. Steven Keaton: That's not Robin Hood, that's Ronald Reagan.
	Unknown Episode: Steven Keaton: I can't wait to try this Pasta Alex, Alex. Alex P. Keaton: I love a man with a healthy appetite.
	Unknown Episode: Mallory Keaton: Dad, Alex, this is Jamie Carter. Alex P. Keaton: Aaaaah! [jumps into his father's arms] Steven Keaton: It's okay, Alex. She said Jamie, not Jimmy.
	Unknown Episode: Elyse Keaton: Don't you remember? We said we were going to be creative this year and make gifts instead of spending a lot of money Christmas shopping. Steven Keaton: Well, I know we said it, I just didn't know we meant it.
	Unknown Episode: Alex P. Keaton: Hey, don't do that. Here give me those. Ned Donnelly: Leave me alone! Alex P. Keaton: Give me those! Ned Donnelly: [screaming] LEAVE ME ALONE! [slaps Alex] Steven Keaton: What the hell are you doing? Ned Donnelly: I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. Sorry, Alex. Steven Keaton: [quietly, but furious] All right, Ned. That's it. It's over. Right now, either you get some help... or you get the hell outta my house.
	Unknown Episode: Nick Moore: We can walk on coals / Have ninjas fight us / Just don't get gingivitis. Steven Keaton: [later as he's sleeping] We can walk on coals / Have ninjas fight us/ Just don't get gingivitis. [wakes up] Elyse, I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was Nick.
	Unknown Episode: Steven Keaton: I love you, Elyse. Elyse Keaton: No, I love you more, Steven. [Elyse and Steven make kissy noises through the telephone] Alex P. Keaton: [shouting from upstairs] Oh, for crying… will you hang up the phone?
	Unknown Episode: Steven Keaton: [walks into the kitchen] What's this? Elyse Keaton: Andrew drew it. It's a picture of a dog. I told him that he couldn't have a dog because Malory is allergic to dogs. Steven Keaton: What's this? Elyse Keaton: It's a picture of Malory moving away.
	Unknown Episode: Steven Keaton: [walks into the kitchen] What's this? Elyse Keaton: Andrew drew it. It's a picture of a dog. I told him that he couldn't have a dog because Mallory is allergic to dogs. Steven Keaton: What's this? Elyse Keaton: It's a picture of Mallory moving away.

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