Laura Lee Winslow

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Kellie Shanygne Williams
Kellie Shanygne Williams was born on March 22, 1976, in Washington, D.C. She started her career as a ...

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Laura Lee Winslow Quotes

	Season 9 / Episode 22: - Lost in Space (2) Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Laura Lee Winslow: On one condition. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's that? Laura Lee Winslow: That you'll never go into outer space again. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]
	Season 9 / Episode 21: - Lost in Space (1) Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It's a tradition in the Urkel family to not consummate the marriage for three months. Laura Lee Winslow: But Steve... Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Ok, you talked me into it. [Steve goes to answer the door] I'm going to consummate, I'm going to consummate.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone Laura Lee Winslow: Did you get any sleep? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Yeah, I went to sleep and Stevil made a guest appearance. It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance!
	Season 8 / Episode 14: - Revenge of the Nerd Laura Lee Winslow: This is a geek party. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well of course it's a Greek party, it's a sorority! Laura Lee Winslow: No no no, a GEEK party, as in nerd, doofus. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Allison, is that true? Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. I'll tell you something else, Allison, I may not be the most trendy guy on campus, or the best looking and I'm CERTAINLY not the most coordinated. But I like myself, and that makes me cool.
	Season 8 / Episode 14: - Revenge of the Nerd Laura Lee Winslow: One of them is my best friend. Allison: Well then you better find some new friends, or you better plan to join a different sororiety. Laura Lee Winslow: Oh you're not a sorority, you're a bunch of vicious, stuck up barracudas with teased hair and push up bras.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - Swine Lake Harriette Winslow: [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi. Curtis Williams: Oh, hi. Harriette Winslow: Who the heck are you? Curtis Williams: I'm Curtis Williams. Me and Laura went ice skating together. Harriette Winslow: Oh, well it's nice to meet you, Curtis. Laura Lee Winslow: [enters the room] All right, Curtis. The hot chocolate will be ready soon. Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. I was just talking with your grandmother. Harriette Winslow: Excuse me? Laura Lee Winslow: Oh lord, you're gonna die. Uh, Curtis. This isn't my grandmother. This is my mother. Curtis Williams: Oh lord, I'm gonna die.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura this elixir will improve my coordination, my posture, my vocal intonation, and I might even sprout a chest hair or two. Laura Lee Winslow: First you better sprout a chest.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Steve as Stefan] Steve? Steve who? Laura Lee Winslow: Steve Urkel. You. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No no no no no. There is no Steve here. I'm Stefan sweet thing. Stefan Urquelle
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Heart Strings Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike. Laura Lee Winslow: [pushes some things aside] I can't pitch in right now. I promised grandma I'd help her get ready. Harriette Winslow: For When? Laura Lee Winslow: Tonight is the charity bachelor auction. Harriette Winslow: Oh lord. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model. Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Muskrat Love Carl Otis Winslow: You look horrible. When's the last time you slept? Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure... what day is this?
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Muskrat Love Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [seeing what Laura looks like without sleep] You remind me of a movie star. Laura Lee Winslow: Who? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Freddy Krueger!
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - The Oddest Couple Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'm flat broke, dad. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? Carl Otis Winslow: [Grabs his wallet] How much do you need? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas. Carl Otis Winslow: Thanks for the present son. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, cash is so impersonal. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother, Steve? He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. Edward! I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids Carl Otis Winslow: That's wonderful, son. [Faces Eddie] Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Steve is the perfect son. Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? Ty: No, he's Eddie's brother. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Love and Kisses Laura Lee Winslow: Steve? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Yeah? Laura Lee Winslow: What you did for me tonight was really special. It meant a lot to me. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. The truth is... you deserve a kiss. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean, you want to kiss me? Laura Lee Winslow: I didn't say that.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Love and Kisses Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [after Steve, Eddie & Waldo sang 'My Girl'] Don't we remind you of The Temptations? Laura Lee Winslow: No! More like The Repulsions. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [talking to Eddie] Man, they didn't even know who we were. And we practiced for six minutes!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Love and Kisses Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Would you like that? Laura Lee Winslow: I'd love it, but... Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh, no buts! Suppose I made it happen. Would you reward me with a kiss? Laura Lee Winslow: Sure. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Citizen's Court Laura Lee Winslow: O.k. Waldo, you may go now. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, no thanks, I went before I left.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Life of the Party Cop: [Searching Willie and Waldo] Ok, where did you hide the booze? Willie Fuffner: I don't know what you're talking about, officer. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [reveals his empty jacket] He meant the booze that came out of my jacket. Willie Fuffner: See officer, everything is fine. We were just having a little fun Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Steve could've been killed. Willie Fuffner: But he wasn't, so chill out ok. Laura Lee Winslow: You just don't get it, do you. You think it's cool to come to a prty with a mini bar in your coat. You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool. Well it's not cool. It's not funny, it's dangerous. Cop: It's also against the law. [He and his partner grabs Willie and Waldo] Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Where are we going, Willie? Willie Fuffner: Jail, I guess. Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up Willie Fuffner: Do we get a phone call? Cop: One call. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Can it be a 976 number?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Ice Station Winslow Rachel Crawford: Harriette, we've got to talk. Rachel Crawford: Kleenex? Laura Lee Winslow: Socks. Rachel Crawford: Oh. You mother once tried bean bags.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Requiem for an Urkel Greg: Hi, Laura. Laura Lee Winslow: Hello Greg. Greg: Are you ok? Laura Lee Winslow: No, it really bugs me that Steve is the only guy with enough guts to stand up to Willie.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Cousin Urkel Laura Lee Winslow: It was just a little practical joke. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well it wasn't funny. How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Cousin Urkel Carl Otis Winslow: Laura, what's going on in here? Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. He woke me up too. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Well if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Marriage 101 Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! Where did you get the money for this? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Marriage 101 Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. It's like wanting to touch a star- you know you'll never reach it but you've just gotta keep trying. Laura Lee Winslow: [crying] Steve why do you always say things like that? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. It's the closest I'll ever get to marrying you- thats why I wanted you to have this- no strings attached- just the one to my heart.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Rock Video Carl Otis Winslow: [packing up the camping gear] Boy that was great, a family weekend in the wilderness. No phones. No Traffic. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Sitting Pretty Laura Lee Winslow: Aunt Rachel, take little Richie, the Murphy twins are giving each other haircuts in the backyard!

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