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 | Season 9 / Episode 10: - Original Gangsta Dawg Harriette Winslow: Where did you go? Carl Otis Winslow: Out for a walk around the block. Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. Harriette Winslow: Before you stormed out of the house, I forgot to mention to you that I called OGD's Grandmother back in Detroit. Carl Otis Winslow: What's her name, UPS? Harriette Winslow: Carl! Carl Otis Winslow: What did she have to say? Harriette Winslow: She says OGD's a great kid, but he hasn't had it easy in his life. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, that kid is bad news. He acts like a gangster, gangsters hate cops. Harriette Winslow: You have to understand, back in Detroit where he's from, the police are considered the enemy, so he doesn't trust them. He doesn't have the advantages to see how good the cops are like our kids have. Let's just hope we can rub off on him before he rubs off on 3J. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. |
| Season 9 / Episode 10: - Original Gangsta Dawg Carl Otis Winslow: After you left, I saw your boy Fresh Squeeze at the door. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Bye. With Squeeze I'm not safe nowhere. Carl Otis Winslow: Well I talked to your boy Squeeze and he won't be bothering you for a long time. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You paid him off Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Serious. How did you know? Carl Otis Winslow: I recognized him right away. He held operations in Chicago. He left the minute we put a warrant up for his arrest. But I recognized him right away. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: He must've been dangerous. What did you do? Carl Otis Winslow: I told him I was taking him over to see you. On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. You should've seen the look on his face when he saw five officers surrounded my car and said Surprise! Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. Sorry. I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow. Carl Otis Winslow: Well there's no rush. You can stay. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You all right, Mr.W Carl Otis Winslow: You too, OGD |
| Season 9 / Episode 7: - Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Stevil was back and he was coming for my soul! Carl Otis Winslow: Oh gee that'd scare me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It would? Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah. [puts his thumb as his mouth, baby voice] If I were five. |
| Season 8 / Episode 18: - Le Jour d'amour Harriette Winslow: [Opens the candy box] Candy missing. Carl Otis Winslow: There was an E.Coli scale in the chocolate and I tasted a few to make sure the box was safe. Harriette Winslow: You're a brave man. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I'm here for you, baby. Harriette Winslow: These flowers are... not fresh. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. I probably had the heater up on high and they wilted. Read the card, read the card. Harriette Winslow: [feigns being touched] Oh, Carl this is beautiful. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I mean every word, sweetheart. Harriette Winslow: And you meant every word 8 years ago. Carl Otis Winslow: [shocked] Huh? Harriette Winslow: Carl, I save every card you give me. Carl Otis Winslow: I know that! Harriette Winslow: And I always mark the year, you gave it to me. Carl Otis Winslow: I didn't know that. Harriette Winslow: Carl, you snuck into my card box and gave me a card that I already have. Didn't you? Carl Otis Winslow: Might have. But honey, let's put a positive spin on it. Let's call it recycling. Harriette Winslow: No, Carl let's call it what it really is, Cheap and Lazy. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, now Harriette, that's a bit harsh. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? Carl, you given me a half-eaten box of candy. Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. And to top it all off you gave me an old card that I already have. |
| Season 7 / Episode 15: - Random Acts of Science Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hmm hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmm hmm... Gun, Carl. Gun, Carl. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Pull your gun right now. Carl Otis Winslow: I didn't bring my gun. I don't know what to say. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? Snap, Sidekick: [with the Serpents] All the doo-dah day. |
| Season 7 / Episode 3: - Bugged Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. Bye! Nick Neidermeyer: Huh? Harriette Winslow: Carl was nice enough to invite you into his game and you've been acting like a jackass. Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok... Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. I kept quiet last week and I haven't say anything tonight. This poker game is important to you and I messed it up by inviting this windbag. Nick Neidermeyer: Do I have to remind you who you're talking to? Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends. So go ahead, FIRE ME! But you'll never play in this game again. Zoohair Bhutto: You go, girl. |
| Season 6 / Episode 25: - Home Sweet Home Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Big Guy, what are you up? It's late. Carl Otis Winslow: I know. What are you doing with these bells? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No. No. No. Not bells, Swiss Melody Chimes. Carl Otis Winslow: Get rid of them! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: All right. Alright. No more chimes. Now you sleep tighty-tighy with all your mighty-might. Carl Otis Winslow: Thank you. Carl Otis Winslow: STEVEEEEE! |
| Season 5 / Episode 15: - Good Cop, Bad Cop Carl Otis Winslow: Hey sweetheart, how about some pie? Harriette Winslow: That's sounds good. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, bring me a slice. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl, you lazy slug! Get up and get your own pie! Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Mother! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: As long as you're up, bring me a piece. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Mama's Wedding Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, who are all these kids? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Caterer trainees. Carl Otis Winslow: Try again. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher must've had a bigger family then we thought. Carl Otis Winslow: Why not try the truth! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Ok dad. Me and the guys were going to have a flyer party next Saturday when you go out of town. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. All these people think the party is tonight. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Mama's Wedding Carl Otis Winslow: Edward. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [nervous laughter] Great Wedding, huh dad. Carl Otis Winslow: You know son, if Screwing Up ever became an Olympic event. You would win the gold. Carl Otis Winslow: 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: We took in $2,000 dad and we want you to have it. Carl Otis Winslow: [Takes the money from Eddie] I love you son. You're such a fine man. You will be spending the month of May in your room, but you're such a fine young man. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Mama's Wedding Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Was'sup. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Hey, cut me some slack. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. My mom's the one who really messed up. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and... Waldo Geraldo Faldo: ...over and over and over. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Tries to hold Eddie from pounding their friends] Eddo. Eddo. Eddo. Easy Eddo. Weasel: Yeah chill. Let eserviate on the bright side. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? What bright side, Weasel? Weasel: [pulls out a lot of cash from his pockets] Look at this $1500 dead presidents and the homies are still coming in. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, well you have to get rid of them. This is my grandmother's wedding and... $1500. No. No. No. This isn't right Weasel. These kids are gonna ruin everything, they have to go. Weasel: Hey loosen up, Eduardo. Look I clued everybody in. We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. Then we par-tay, see no problem. Carl Otis Winslow: [Has just gotten wind of Eddie's flyer party] Edward! Weasel: Problem. |
| Season 4 / Episode 16: - Tender Kisses Harriette Winslow: What a miserable evening. Carl Otis Winslow: Calm down, Harriette, you're overreacting. Harriette Winslow: I am not! I don't ever want to go to that restaurant again Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again. Harriette Winslow: WHAT? Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind! Harriette Winslow: Oh no no no. Don't nothing, never mind me, Carl. If you have something to say, just spit it out. Carl Otis Winslow: Alright Harriette, you were a liiiiiiiittle abrasive tonight. Harriette Winslow: Abrasive? I was not abrasive. Carl Otis Winslow: Well yeah. Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. Maybe a better word is Loud. Harriette Winslow: LOUD? Carl Otis Winslow: Like that. And you got LOUDER every time you made the Maitre D move us to another table. Harriette Winslow: Carl, out first table was next to the entrance where everybody was waiting to be seated. I do not like 30 people hanging around my shoulder, saying "Hey Senora, can you eat a little faster?" Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. So they picked up all our stuff and moved us. Harriette Winslow: Yeah. right next to the bathroom. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. So they picked up all out stuff and moved us again. Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. Harriette Winslow: I simply put out his cigar. Carl Otis Winslow: In his soup. Harriette Winslow: Did I embarrass you, Carl? Is that the problem? Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Harriette! To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers. Harriette Winslow: No, they weren't. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, they applauded when we left. The valet gave me a tip. Harriette Winslow: [retrieves a coupon from her purse] Ohhh no no no, Carl! You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon. |
| Season 4 / Episode 16: - Tender Kisses Carl Otis Winslow: Look at it again, Harriette. It's to another restaurant. Harriette Winslow: Carl I am not a weak, wimpy woman whose afraida to speak her mind. Whem I'm unhappy about something, I say so. Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Carl Otis Winslow: I do not care what other people think. Harriette Winslow: You most certainly do. Carl Otis Winslow: I do not and keep your voice down the neighbors might hear you. |
| Season 4 / Episode 15: - A Thought in the Dark Harriette Winslow: Carl, those are my personal and private thoughts. Carl Otis Winslow: Ohohoho... and they are personal and private. Carl Otis Winslow: March 24th, Raoul's houseboat is beautiful Harriette Winslow: Carl? Carl Otis Winslow: I'm not finished yet. Chuck is twice the man, Raoul is. April 24th, Carl, I planted this fake diary because I knew you'd read it. |
| Season 4 / Episode 15: - A Thought in the Dark Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind. Carl Otis Winslow: How about if I convince Laura to go out on a date with you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah skip that part. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 10, Went to the market. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. I met Raoul. Carl Otis Winslow: Raoul? Whose Raoul? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wait Wait. Raoul is the new produce manager. He introduced himself and I was immediately struck by deep brown eyes, his engaging sense of humor and how delicately he handled my cantalopes. Carl Otis Winslow: [Gasps] Why of all the low down... Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Calm down, Carl. Calm down, easy. Raoul asked me out, but I told him that I was happily married. Carl Otis Winslow: That a girl, Harriette. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. Carl Otis Winslow: What? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nooo. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well hold on there big guy, listen to this. [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh thank god. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Chuck is twice the man Raoul is. Carl Otis Winslow: CHUCK? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. |
| Season 4 / Episode 13: - Muskrat Love Carl Otis Winslow: You look horrible. When's the last time you slept? Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure... what day is this? |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - It's a Mad, Mad, Madhouse Harriette Winslow: For my birthday, you bought me an exercise trampoline. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes and that's not all. Dadadadada! Harriette Winslow: [Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. You think I'm fat. Carl Otis Winslow: No. no. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. You've been saying it for weeks. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? Carl Otis Winslow: No. No. You know, Harriette, It's the thought that counts. Harriette Winslow: And you think I'm FAT? Carl Otis Winslow: No. No. Harriette Winslow: Carl Winslow, this is the most insensitive, unromantic gift I have ever received. |
| Season 4 / Episode 10: - The Oddest Couple Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'm flat broke, dad. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? Carl Otis Winslow: [Grabs his wallet] How much do you need? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas. Carl Otis Winslow: Thanks for the present son. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, cash is so impersonal. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother, Steve? He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. Edward! I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids Carl Otis Winslow: That's wonderful, son. [Faces Eddie] Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Steve is the perfect son. Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? Ty: No, he's Eddie's brother. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! |
| Season 3 / Episode 23: - Robo-Nerd II Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea] But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. We are properly trained. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Check it out: Urkelbot: [Dirty Harry Impression] Go ahead, punk! Make my day! Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! Urkelbot: [Joe Friday Impression] Just the facts, ma'am. |
| Season 3 / Episode 15: - Jailhouse Blues Carl Otis Winslow: He's trouble. At the airport he picked up 6 bags. Harriette Winslow: What's wrong with that? Carl Otis Winslow: Only 2 of them were his. |
| Season 2 / Episode 25: - I Should Have Done Something Carl Otis Winslow: Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can? Harriette Winslow: Yes you did. Carl Otis Winslow: Well guess what Harriet, it's not empty. It is not empty at all. In fact, do you know what it is Harriet? Harriette Winslow: Full? Carl Otis Winslow: It's full, Harriet! Heapingly, overflowingly, full! Harriette Winslow: So what you're saying is... it's full. Carl Otis Winslow: Don't get cute with me Harriet. I want to know why my instructions were not followed. Harriette Winslow: Well, Eddie said something came up, but he promised he'd empty the trash tomorrow. Carl Otis Winslow: Tomorrow. It's always tomorrow with that boy! Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" Clean up your room Edward. "Tomorrow Dad!" Pass the salt, Edward. "Tomorrow Dad!" |
| Season 2 / Episode 19: - Busted Carl Otis Winslow: [after bringing Eddie home from jail] Now Edward, stop looking around for Steve. He's having the same discussion with his father. Now let me get this straight, you dented the car. And instead of admitting to it, you got yourself involved in gambling. Does that about cover it? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward Arthur Winslow, son I'm ashamed of you. Dont you know when you make a mistake, you fess up to it. Trying to cover it up would only make it worse. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. Carl Otis Winslow: But, apparently you seem want to learn it the hard way, well so be it. You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. Now hit the sack. [Eddie leaves and Carl puts the chair away] Well that took care of everything. Harriette Winslow: Now let me get this straight. You dumped one of my relatives in a Hefty bag. Then instead of admitting it, you let us spread a log in Lake Michigan. Does that about cover it? Carl Otis Winslow: Yes ma'am. Harriette Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Carl. Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl... Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. When you make a mistake, fess up to it. Trying to cover it up only make things worse. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes ma'am. Harriette Winslow: But, apparently, you seem to want to learn these things the hard way, so be it. You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, ma'am. Harriette Winslow: Now let's hit the sack. Carl Otis Winslow: [More excitedly] Yes, ma'am! |
| Season 2 / Episode 19: - Busted Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Harriette Winslow: Not as rough as Aunt Clotilda. Carl Otis Winslow: Hello. Edward, sure I got a moment. What's up? YOU'RE WHERE? Harriette Winslow: Carl, what's wrong? Carl Otis Winslow: [furious] Edward is in jail. Harriette Winslow: What happened? Carl Otis Winslow: He and Steve got busted for gambling. |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Cousin Urkel Carl Otis Winslow: Laura, what's going on in here? Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. He woke me up too. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Well if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish. |
| Season 1 / Episode 22: - Rock Video Carl Otis Winslow: [packing up the camping gear] Boy that was great, a family weekend in the wilderness. No phones. No Traffic. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Mama Who Came to Dinner Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Yes. Carl Otis Winslow: Beer? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: No. Carl Otis Winslow: Girls? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: No. Carl Otis Winslow: Till when? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Two. Carl Otis Winslow: Bingo! Book him. |
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