Season 5 Breakdown

Normal Episodes: 18
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0

Family Guy Season 5 (2006-2007)

Family Guy Stewie Loves Lois 5x01 Stewie Loves Lois
After Rupert is violently ripped to shreds by a stray dog, Lois sows him back together. Grateful for saving his beloved teddy, Stewie becomes obsessed with spending time with her. At ...
Sep. 10, 2006
Family Guy Mother Tucker 5x02 Mother Tucker
Peter's mother divorces his dad and begins dating Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes Peter's new father figure. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own radio show and Stewie can't help ...
Sep. 17, 2006
Family Guy Hell Comes to Quahog 5x03 Hell Comes to Quahog
Everyone is uncomfortable when a heat wave strikes Quahog. To make matters worse, a big box store (a - la Wal-Mart) sets up a new division in Quahog, which runs every other store out ...
Sep. 24, 2006
Family Guy Saving Private Brian 5x04 Saving Private Brian
When Chris is asked to join the military, Brian is outraged, and heads down to the recruiting office to speak his mind. Once there, Stewie is swindled into signing him and Brian into ...
Nov. 05, 2006
Family Guy Whistle While Your Wife Works 5x05 Whistle While Your Wife Works
When Peter gets injured on the job his boss finds out he's been falling behind; Lois goes down there to help him speed things up. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to get Brian to dump his new ...
Nov. 12, 2006
Family Guy Prick Up Your Ears 5x06 Prick Up Your Ears
When Lois starts teaching sex-ed at Chris' school, parents become upset with her uncomfortable honesty. She is replaced with a conservative christian who has all of the condoms removed ...
Nov. 19, 2006
Family Guy Chick Cancer 5x07 Chick Cancer
Stewie reunites with his old flame Olivia and the two decide to get married. However, their relationship soon begins to dull out. Meanwhile, after Lois introduces Peter to "chick flicks" ...
Nov. 26, 2006
Family Guy Barely Legal 5x08 Barely Legal
Meg is having problems finding a date for her prom, and she needs some help, even though he is dating his girlfriend Jillian, he decides to go with Meg to the prom. At the prom, Brian ...
Dec. 17, 2006
Family Guy Road to Rupert 5x09 Road to Rupert
When Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a garage sale him and Stewie go on a quest to find him. Meanwhile, Peter loses his drivers license and Meg has to drive him around. Surprisingly, ...
Jan. 28, 2007
Family Guy Peter's Two Dads 5x10 Peter's Two Dads
When Peter accidentally kills his father it jogs his memory that Francis once told Peter he wasn't his real father. After Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland ...
Feb. 11, 2007
Family Guy The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou 5x11 The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter ends up beating him up. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed ...
Feb. 18, 2007
Family Guy Airport '07 5x12 Airport '07
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire cant find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan ...
Mar. 04, 2007
Family Guy Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey 5x13 Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
After Peter hurts himself trying to fix a flat tire on former president Bill Clinton's limousine, an appreciative Clinton sets out to show the depressed Peter a good time. Then Clinton ...
Mar. 11, 2007
Family Guy No Meals On Wheels 5x14 No Meals On Wheels
After a historical coin is found under the Griffin's carpet, Peter and Lois start a family restaurant, which soon turns into a favorite place for the paraplegic community of Quahog. ...
Mar. 25, 2007
Family Guy Boys Do Cry 5x15 Boys Do Cry
The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run ...
Apr. 29, 2007
Family Guy No Chris Left Behind 5x16 No Chris Left Behind
When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in a snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns ...
May. 06, 2007
Family Guy It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One 5x17 It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One
When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn't the front-runner until she 'dumbs down' her political views. Once in office, she's corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so ...
May. 13, 2007
Family Guy Meet the Quagmires 5x18 Meet the Quagmires
Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out ...
May. 20, 2007

Season 5 Characters

Glenn Quagmire voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Stewie Griffin voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Brian Griffin voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Lois Griffin voiced by Alex Borstein
Chris Griffin voiced by Seth Green
Meg Griffin voiced by Mila Kunis
Tom Tucker voiced by Seth MacFarlane
John Herbert voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Joe Swanson voiced by Patrick Warburton
Cleveland Brown voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Neil Goldman voiced by Seth Green
Barbara Pewterschmidt voiced by Alex Borstein
Tricia Takanawa voiced by Alex Borstein
Loretta Brown voiced by Alex Borstein
Additional Voices voiced by Seth Green
Mayor Adam West voiced by Adam West
Bruce the Performance Artist voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Greased-Up Deaf Guy voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Diane Simmons voiced by Lori Alan
Jillian Russell voiced by Drew Barrymore
Himself voiced by Hugh M. Hefner
Kermit the Frog voiced by Seth MacFarlane

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Season 5 Videos

Lois Mom Mum Mommy
Lois Mom Mum Mommy (00:35)

Prom Night Baby
Prom Night Baby (01:31)

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Season 5 Quotes

05x08 - Barely Legal Season 5 / Episode 8: - Barely Legal

Stewie Griffin: ooh, you've got some pie. Can I have a piece?
Brian Griffin: Uh, ok
Stewie Griffin: Hey, pass over some of that Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: Well, you put Cool wHip on pie.
Brian Griffin: It's Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: That's what I said, Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Stewie Griffin: What are you talking about? I'm just saying Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Say whip
Stewie Griffin: Whip
Brian Griffin: Now say Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip!
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip!
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: You're eating HAIR!
05x06 - Prick Up Your Ears Season 5 / Episode 6: - Prick Up Your Ears

Peter Griffin: I'm abstinent, Lois. It's all in these pamphlets Meg brought home from school. Sex turns straight people gay and turns gays into Mexicans. Everyone goes down a notch.
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Season 5 Trivia

  • Episode 12 - The title is based on the series of Airport disaster movies that began with Airport that were based on the novel "Airport" by Arthur Hailey.
  • Episode 16 - Goof (errors made by characters, possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Stewie said he had a job following fat people with a tuba but the instrument shown was actually a sousaphone.
  • Episode 10 - Goof (plot holes): Peter is not related to any ancestor he tells. This is because Francis Griffin wasn't his real father, which means those aren't his ancestors. His real father is Mickey McFinnigan. This also means that he isn't part African American.
  • Episode 16 - The title is an allusion to The Elementary and Secondary Education Act, also known as the "No Child Left Behind" Act.
  • Episode 09 - The title is based on the series of "Road" films that starred Bing Crosby, Bob Hope and Dorothy Lamour.

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