 | 1x01 Death Has a Shadow (Air Date: Jan. 31, 1999)
After promising not to, Peter gets drunk at a stag party, and ends up sleeping on the kitchen table. The next day at work, Peter is too tired to work the assembly line, and falls asleep ... |  | 1x02 I Never Met the Dead Man (Air Date: Apr. 11, 1999)
Meg is now 16 and Peter must reluctantly give up TV-time to teach her to drive. His teaching skills aren't exactly brushed up, and Meg unsurprisingly fails her test. On the way home Peter ... |  | 1x03 Chitty Chitty Death Bang (Air Date: Apr. 18, 1999)
When Peter loses Stewie's 1st birthday party reservations at the hottest place in Quahog a furious Lois demands an explanation, and he tells her that he has a better party planned. Peter ... |  | 1x04 Mind Over Murder (Air Date: Apr. 25, 1999)
Peter gets a little too worked up at one of Chris' soccer games and ends up punching a pregnant woman who appeared to be a man. He is put under house arrest, and while Lois assumes Peter ... |  | 1x05 A Hero Sits Next Door (Air Date: May. 02, 1999)
When Peter injures the star player on the company softball team he must find a replacement. While visiting the new neighbors, Joe and Bonnie, Peter learns that Joe is extremely good at baseball ... |  | 1x06 The Son Also Draws (Air Date: May. 09, 1999)
Chris hates the Youth Scouts and decides to quit, but he is too ashamed to tell Peter why so he says that he was kicked out. A furious Peter packs up the family planning to go to New York ... |  | 1x07 Brian: Portrait of a Dog (Air Date: May. 16, 1999)
The summer heat is unbearable and Peter enters Brian in a dog show in order to win some extra money for a new air conditioner. At first Brian reluctantly agrees for the better of the family, ... |
 | 2x01 Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (Air Date: Sep. 23, 1999)
When Lois' aunt unexpectedly dies, the Griffin's are surprised to learn that she left them her large mansion. As a surprise, Peter sells their current home in Quahog so that they can permanently ... |  | 2x02 Holy Crap (Air Date: Sep. 30, 1999)
After Peter's super-religious, workaholic dad is forced to retire from his job at the mill, he moves in with the Griffin's. Peter thinks this is a perfect time to get to know his father ... |  | 2x03 DaBoom (Air Date: Dec. 26, 1999)
Peter is warned by a Giant Chicken that the world is going to end at midnight. So he traps his entire family in the basement, where they actually do survive a nuclear holocaust. In order ... |  | 2x04 Brian in Love (Air Date: Mar. 07, 2000)
When mysterious urine stains begin appearing around the Griffin house, Brian blames Stewie. This makes Lois believe Stewie is ready to be potty-trained. Outraged at being falsely accused, ... |  | 2x05 Love Thy Trophy (Air Date: Mar. 14, 2000)
Peter's idea to make the Quahog Harvest Day Parade's theme "Who's the Boss?" is accepted, and the neighborhood joins together to make the best float in the parade. However, when they win, ... |  | 2x06 Death Is a Bitch (Air Date: Mar. 21, 2000)
When Lois finds a lump on Peter's breast, he heads to the doctors fearing the worst. He comes out clean, but the bill is huge. In order to avoid paying, Peter writes that he is dead. Death ... |  | 2x07 The King Is Dead (Air Date: Mar. 28, 2000)
After Lois inherits control over the Quahog players theater group, she decides to make her first production the play: "The King and I". Everything is going great until she gives Peter a ... |  | 2x08 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (Air Date: Mar. 28, 2000)
After Peter tells an inappropriate joke at work, a woman takes it as sexual harassment, and reports him. As punishment, Peter must spend a week at a woman's camp in order to get in touch ... |  | 2x09 If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' (Air Date: Apr. 04, 2000)
When Peter's learns that his favorite show, Gumbel 2 Gumbel, has been canceled he schemes up a plot to trick 'The Make-A-Dream-Come-True' Foundation into making the network bring it back. ... |  | 2x10 Running Mates (Air Date: Apr. 11, 2000)
With the schools best interest in mind, Lois runs for school board unopposed. However, when Peter discovers that Lois agree's with the firing of his favorite teacher, he jumps in the race. ... |  | 2x11 A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks (Air Date: Apr. 18, 2000)
Chris paints an original painting for Peter for his birthday, and Peter uses it to cover a hole in the window in his car. When a real artist spots it, he offers Peter 1,000 dollars for it, ... |  | 2x12 Fifteen Minutes of Shame (Air Date: Apr. 25, 2000)
Meg sets her family up on a talk show after they embarrass her during a slumber party. However, their wacky antics are seen on live television, and a network executive thinks they would ... |  | 2x13 Road to Rhode Island (Air Date: May. 30, 2000)
Brian offers to pick Stewie up from visiting the Pwedersmchidts in Palm Springs, but Brian gets drunk at the airport and they miss their flight home. During their car-stealing, train-hopping, ... |  | 2x14 Let's Go to the Hop (Air Date: Jun. 06, 2000)
A plane smuggling in toads from Colombia crashes near Quahog, and toad-licking becomes the popular new drug of choice for the students of James Woods High. After Lois finds one in Megs pants ... |  | 2x15 Dammit Janet (Air Date: Jun. 13, 2000)
Lois enroles Stewie in a day care program when she begins to think he is not spending enough time with kids his own age. At first Stewie hates the idea, but once in the day care he falls ... |  | 2x16 There's Something About Paulie (Air Date: Jun. 27, 2000)
When Lois realizes that the family can't survive with just one car she drags Peter out to buy a second one, but he goes for quantity instead of quality and they end up with a piece of junk. ... |  | 2x17 He's Too Sexy for His Fat (Air Date: Jun. 27, 2000)
When Chris wants to loose weight, Peter offers to help, however when working out doesn't seem to work, Cleveland suggests liposuction. Chris isn't into the idea, while Peter becomes addicted ... |  | 2x18 E. Peterbus Unum (Air Date: Jul. 12, 2000)
When Peter discovers that their house is not part of Quahog, or even the United States, he forms his own country: Petoria. However when he feels that he is not being respected as a country, ... |  | 2x19 The Story on Page One (Air Date: Jul. 18, 2000)
When Meg needs extracurricular activities to get into Brown, she joins the school paper. After an interview with Mayor West, she finds out he is wasting millions of the tax payers dollars ... |  | 2x20 Wasted Talent (Air Date: Jul. 25, 2000)
When Peter and Brian win a trip to the brewery factory, he comes home drunk. Meanwhile, Lois is desperate to find a piano student who can play well enough to win the competition. A drunken ... |  | 2x21 Fore, Father (Air Date: Aug. 01, 2000)
When Peter realizes that Chris isn't the model son, he becomes a father figure for the hyped up Cleveland Jr., who is incredibly good at golf, making Chris jealous. Looking for a new father ... |
 | 3x01 The Thin White Line (1) (Air Date: Jul. 11, 2001)
Brian takes up a job as a drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog police department in order to put some excitement in his life, and is very successful at it. However, a little too much sniffing ... |  | 3x02 Brian Does Hollywood (2) (Air Date: Jul. 18, 2001)
To clear his head, Brian moves to Hollywood to become a successful writer. However, success is no easy task, and Brian can't seem to catch a break. He eventually does...directing porn. When ... |  | 3x03 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (Air Date: Jul. 25, 2001)
When a cigarette company takes over Happy-Go-Lucky-Toy Factory, Peter is made President of the company. They send him off to Washington in order to put a stop to a bill that would prevent ... |  | 3x04 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (Air Date: Aug. 01, 2001)
When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam and moves to Florida. But, the new British owner, Nigel, turns it into a British Pub. The gang, furious at the changes, retaliates ... |  | 3x05 And the Wiener is... (Air Date: Aug. 08, 2001)
Peter questions his masculinity when he finds out Chris has a bigger penis than him. In order to feel 'bigger', he joins a gun club and tries to avoid Chris, making him think his father ... |  | 3x06 Death Lives (Air Date: Aug. 15, 2001)
Peter plans a last minute scavenger hunt to keep Lois busy on their anniversary so he can play golf. But while there, he is struck by lightening and Death returns once again. However, he ... |  | 3x07 Lethal Weapons (Air Date: Aug. 22, 2001)
It's fall, and the New Yorkers are invading Quahog to watch the leaves turn color, driving everyone crazy. Lois, on the other hand, is being driven crazy by the lack of respect from her ... |  | 3x08 The Kiss Seen Around the World (Air Date: Aug. 29, 2001)
Meg goes for an internship at Quahog News 5 in order to get closer to her crush, Tom Tucker. Unfortunately for her, Neil Goldman landed the other spot. When stuck in a life threatening situation, ... |  | 3x09 Mr. Saturday Knight (Air Date: Sep. 05, 2001)
When Mr. Weed dies, the toy factory shuts down, and Peter is out of a job. Now with the chance, Peter decides to fulfill his dream to become a Knight at the Renaissance Fair. However, when ... |  | 3x10 Fish Out of Water (Air Date: Sep. 19, 2001)
Now overweight and still unemployed, Peter chooses Fishing as his new career. But when the pickings are slim, Peter puts his house in debt to buy a boat he can use to hunt Daggermouth, a ... |  | 3x11 Emission Impossible (Air Date: Nov. 08, 2001)
When Peter and Lois witnesses the miracle of birth; it persuades them to have another baby of their own, making Stewie fear that the new baby will take his place. After many failed attempts ... |  | 3x12 To Live and Die in Dixie (Air Date: Nov. 15, 2001)
When Chris witnesses a robbery, the FBI sends the Griffin's into the witness protection program in the South. Once there, Chris befriends a boy named Sam. Meanwhile, Peter pisses off the ... |  | 3x13 Screwed The Pooch (Air Date: Nov. 29, 2001)
Brian goes with the Griffin's to the Pewterschmidts to clear his head after his sexual urges begin to get the better of him. Meanwhile, Peter finally begins to impress Mr. Pewterschmidt, ... |  | 3x14 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? (Air Date: Dec. 06, 2001)
When Peter finds out that he had black ancestry who was owned by the Pweterscmidts, he tries to get in touch with his African American side. However, when he receives a forgiveness check ... |  | 3x15 Ready, Willing, and Disabled (Air Date: Dec. 20, 2001)
Peter helps Joe raise his spirits by helping him train for the Special Olympics. But when Peter fears Joe doesn't have what it takes, and puts steroids in Joe's drink. However, when Joe ... |  | 3x16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (Air Date: Dec. 21, 2001)
Lois is overly excited about Christmas time, but everything is going wrong. Peter delivers all of the presents to Toys for Toddlers instead of just one, Brian almost burns down the house ... |  | 3x17 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows (Air Date: Jan. 17, 2002)
As punishment for DUI, Brian must spend a few hours each week working for an old lady who refuses to leave her house. After a few days he can't take it anymore and tells her the world would ... |  | 3x18 From Method to Madness (Air Date: Jan. 24, 2002)
Peter and Lois find it hard to understand a family of nudists they meet, and forbid Meg to see their son who actually likes her. Meanwhile, Stewie enrolls in an acting school, and must team ... |  | 3x19 Stuck Together, Torn Apart (Air Date: Jan. 31, 2002)
Lois sneaks around Peter in order to meet with an old boyfriend, in fear Peter will be overly jealous over nothing. But, when Peter sees her with another man, the truth comes out, and Lois ... |  | 3x20 Road to Europe (Air Date: Feb. 07, 2002)
When Stewie begins to believe that he will never be able to achieve anything if he stays where he is now, he runs off to live on "Jolly Farm", a place of make believe on a TV show in England. ... |  | 3x21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (Air Date: Feb. 14, 2002)
This episode was a special episode, divided up into 3 different stories apparently submitted by viewers. The story lines were different from any others in the series, and had no effect on ... |  | 3x22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (Air Date: Dec. 10, 2004)
When Peter loses a big amount of money on an insurance scam, he decides he needs a Jewish man to control his money. Coincidentally, one happens to have car problems in front of his house. ... |
 | 4x01 North by North Quahog (Air Date: May. 01, 2005)
When Peter crashes the car on the way to their second honeymoon, he is determined to make it up to Lois. He ends up posing as Mel Gibson to use his private room at a new hotel, and once ... |  | 4x02 Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (Air Date: May. 08, 2005)
After Chris' teacher quits, Brian fills in as his new teacher. All is well at first, until he is moved down to the intermediate class where the troubled kids wear him down to his last nerve. ... |  | 4x03 Blind Ambition (Air Date: May. 15, 2005)
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire earns a key to the city after saving a young lady, Peter begins to feel that he has not accomplished much in his life. To make amend for this, ... |  | 4x04 Don't Make Me Over (Air Date: Jun. 05, 2005)
When Meg gets turned down by yet another guy, she begins to feel sorry for herself. In order to cheer her up, Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover. Meanwhile, Peter puts a band together ... |  | 4x05 The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (Air Date: Jun. 12, 2005)
When Peter and Brian walk in on Loretta and Quagmire, they feel they owe it to Cleveland to tell him. When Cleveland confronts Loretta about it, she actually kicks him out! Although, Cleveland ... |  | 4x06 Petarded (Air Date: Jun. 19, 2005)
After Peter wins a game of Trivial Pursuit, he is convinced he is a genius. Brian tries to bring him down to earth by telling him to take the MacArthur Genius test. Not only does the test ... |  | 4x07 Brian the Bachelor (Air Date: Jun. 26, 2005)
In order to get Cleveland "back on the prowl", the gang takes him to "the Bachelorette" screening auditions. Thanks to Peter, Cleveland doesn't get on the show, but Brian and Quagmire do. ... |  | 4x08 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (Air Date: Jul. 10, 2005)
When Peter over-runs his tab at Goldmans Pharmacy, he signs Meg over to Mort Goldman so his son Neil can finally have Meg. Meg of course rejects, but it turns out Neil has already gotten ... |  | 4x09 Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (Air Date: Jul. 17, 2005)
When Lois feels her life lacks excitement, she begins to steal in order to bring some of it back. However, she takes her kleptomania a little too far, and ends up in jail. Back at home, ... |  | 4x10 Model Misbehavior (Air Date: Jul. 24, 2005)
When her old room brings back old memories, Lois begins to get fed up with the fact that her father never let her take chances. So she decides to relive her old dream of becoming a model. ... |  | 4x11 Peter's Got Woods (Air Date: Sep. 11, 2005)
In order to impress his new, black, girlfriend, Brian suggests that the school board should rename James Woods High School in honor to Martin Luther King Jr.. In order to stop this, Peter ... |  | 4x12 Perfect Castaway (Air Date: Sep. 18, 2005)
Peter and the gang travel to a dangerous area in order to catch more fish, and a giant tsunami destroys their boat. The gang is stranded for months on an island, until a cruise ship eventually ... |  | 4x13 Jungle Love (Air Date: Sep. 25, 2005)
When Chris has trouble getting adjusted to life as a high school freshman, he runs off and joins the Peace Core, who sends him far away to and island filled with helpless natives. He quickly ... |  | 4x14 PTV (Air Date: Nov. 06, 2005)
After a controversial mishap occurs on TV, the FCC decides to step in and take charge by censoring ANYTHING remotely "unappropriate". This ticks Peter off to the highest extent, so he creates ... |  | 4x15 Brian Goes Back to College (Air Date: Nov. 13, 2005)
When Brian loses the job of his dreams because he never finished college, he decides to go back. Stewie tags along. As Brian struggles to pass his classes, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. ... |  | 4x16 The Courtship of Stewie's Father (Air Date: Nov. 20, 2005)
When Stewie realizes he has been wasting his time, and losing his main objective to kill Lois, he once again begins to scheme up plots. His preschool teacher shows Lois drawings he made ... |  | 4x17 Fat Guy Strangler (Air Date: Nov. 27, 2005)
A physical confirms what Peter and Lois have been fearing all along: Peter is too fat. Instead of trying to get skinny, Peter creates the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of ... |  | 4x18 The Father, the Son & the Holy Fonz (Air Date: Dec. 18, 2005)
When Grandpa Griffin comes for a visit, he, as usual, tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. This causes Peter to search for a new religion, his own religion. Of course, he ... |  | 4x19 Brian Sings and Swings (Air Date: Jan. 08, 2006)
After a near-death experience, Brian takes a new lease on life. He finds his niche in singing, and lands a nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr.. But he begins to take his new lifestyle a little ... |  | 4x20 Patriot Games (Air Date: Jan. 29, 2006)
After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until ... |  | 4x21 I Take Thee, Quagmire (Air Date: Mar. 12, 2006)
Peter goes on a game show and wins a maid for a week. When the week is finally to an end, Peter decides to make the most of it by inviting the guys over to make the biggest mess ever! But ... |  | 4x22 Sibling Rivalry (Air Date: Mar. 26, 2006)
After a pregnancy scare, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Just in case they wanted to have more children, Peter goes to a sperm bank to preserve his sperm. But in a mishap, Peter ... |  | 4x23 Deep Throats (Air Date: Apr. 09, 2006)
After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth. However, Meg, Mayor Wests new more than personal ... |  | 4x24 Peterotica (Air Date: Apr. 23, 2006)
After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does. But in order to publish it, he'll need Lois' father, Carter, to put down some cash. ... |  | 4x25 You May Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives (Air Date: Apr. 30, 2006)
When Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged, Brian suggests they get married right in the Griffin's house. However, when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog, Brian desperately ... |
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