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Episode Quotes
Stewie Griffin: Hey Chris, did you know your bacne spells 'Citibank' in braille?
Peter Griffin: I shall now channel the ghost of Lou Costello, who will guide us to this soul in distress.
Peter Griffin: Hi everybody it's me Lou Costello! Alright, what's the name of the guy we're looking for?
Joe Swanson: Well, he's an Asian fellow, Melvin Hu.
Peter Griffin: That's what I want to find out.
Joe Swanson: What?
Peter Griffin: The name of the guy.
Joe Swanson: Melvin Hu.
Peter Griffin: Are you a cop?
Joe Swanson: Yeah.
Peter Griffin: You handling this case?
Joe Swanson: Yeah.
Peter Griffin: Then what's the name of the guy?
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: The guy we're looking for.
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: The guy who's buried.
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: The guy with the bomb.
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: What street does he live on?
Joe Swanson: First.
Peter Griffin: [Explosion in the background. Melvin Hu's severed leg and rubble fall in front of Joe and Peter] Yeah, I'm not psychic.
Peter Griffin: Hi everybody it's me Lou Costello! Alright, what's the name of the guy we're looking for?
Joe Swanson: Well, he's an Asian fellow, Melvin Hu.
Peter Griffin: That's what I want to find out.
Joe Swanson: What?
Peter Griffin: The name of the guy.
Joe Swanson: Melvin Hu.
Peter Griffin: Are you a cop?
Joe Swanson: Yeah.
Peter Griffin: You handling this case?
Joe Swanson: Yeah.
Peter Griffin: Then what's the name of the guy?
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: The guy we're looking for.
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: The guy who's buried.
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: The guy with the bomb.
Joe Swanson: Hu!
Peter Griffin: What street does he live on?
Joe Swanson: First.
Peter Griffin: [Explosion in the background. Melvin Hu's severed leg and rubble fall in front of Joe and Peter] Yeah, I'm not psychic.
Joe Swanson: All right, Peter, we know the victim is somewhere in this area. We don't have much time before the bomb...
Peter Griffin: [shushes Joe] Okay, Joe, when I'm tracking someone, it often helps to touch something that belongs to the victim. Does he have a wife?
Joe Swanson: Uh, yeah.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. [She walks away] It's still very fuzzy. Does he have a daughter? [the daughter, a fat, unattractive teenager walks up] Yeah, I see. Does he have maybe, like a thinner, hotter daughter?
Joe Swanson: Well, yes, but she's only twelve.
Peter Griffin: Okay. Like a young twelve or, like a "she eats a lot of milk products so she got her boobs early" twelve? Which is a real thing, by the way.
[More Quotes]Peter Griffin: [shushes Joe] Okay, Joe, when I'm tracking someone, it often helps to touch something that belongs to the victim. Does he have a wife?
Joe Swanson: Uh, yeah.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. [She walks away] It's still very fuzzy. Does he have a daughter? [the daughter, a fat, unattractive teenager walks up] Yeah, I see. Does he have maybe, like a thinner, hotter daughter?
Joe Swanson: Well, yes, but she's only twelve.
Peter Griffin: Okay. Like a young twelve or, like a "she eats a lot of milk products so she got her boobs early" twelve? Which is a real thing, by the way.
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (errors made by characters, possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): The British butterfly catcher refers to his "fanny". When British say "fanny" they are referring to a vagina.
Trivia
- One of the ongoing jokes of the series is that Bruce's lover, Jeffrey, is often heard speaking, but never appears on screen - which continues here in the scene where Bruce finds Chris and Stewie.
- This is the first (and to date, the only) episode in which Meg farts.













