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Family Guy - 05x15 Boys Do Cry

5x15 Boys Do Cry

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3.67/5 (3 votes)
First Aired: Apr. 29, 2007 on FOX

Summary: The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and…
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Guest Stars

Glenn Quagmire voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Captain Seamus voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Jake Tucker voiced by Seth MacFarlane
John Herbert voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Bruce the Performance Artist voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Emcee voiced by Alexandra Breckenridge
George W. Bush voiced by Chris Cox
Duke Dillon voiced by Bill Engvall

Episode Quotes

Tom Tucker: Coming up, a local claims to have spotted Big Foot. We've got the exclusive interview here.
Redneck: I was about to bone my girlfriend, but suddenly she yelled. I looked up and it was Big Foot?
Tom Tucker: So what did you do after that?
Redneck: I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes went crazy and she said there was no way.
Brian Griffin: [answers the phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Jillian.
Jillian: Brian, I'm reading TV Guide. Can you explain how these cheers and jeers work again?
Brian Griffin: Uh, well, the "cheers" is when they generally approve of something on television and "jeers" is when they find some sort of fault with it, uh...
Jillian: Oh! See, yeah, I'm not quite - We can't do this over the phone! You're gonna have to come over.
Brian Griffin: I can't come over! We're still on the run because the town thinks Stewie's possessed.
Jillian: No, they don't! Didn't you hear? They stopped chasing you weeks ago.
Brian Griffin: What? I have to go! [starts to hang up the phone]
Jillian: Wait! Wait! I have another question: How do I know if I'm Jewish?
Brian Griffin: Are you Jewish?
Jillian: No.
Brian Griffin: There you go, sport.
Jillian: Thank you! [Brian hangs up the phone]
Peter Griffin: If you're watching a TV show, and you decide to take your values from that, you're an idiot. Maybe you should take responsibility for what values your kids are getting. Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place if you have such a big problem with them, instead of blaming the shows themselves. [pauses then looks to the camera] Yeah.

Mistakes/Goofs

  • Goof (factual errors): When Brian fires the revolver the sound of the empty bullet shells hitting the ground is heard. Empty bullet shells are only ejected with semi-automatic handguns, not revolvers.
  • Goof (factual errors): The red and white panels of the Texas flag are incorrectly inverted in the liquor store scene with Brian. The white should be on the top of the flag and the red on the bottom.

Trivia

  • Peter breaks the fourth wall twice; once when he recognizes his horse as being voiced by Gilbert Gottfried and starts talking directly to the actor instead of the horse, and once at the end when he directs the moral of the story to the audience.