5x08 Barely Legal - Family Guy Episode Guide

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- Episode 05x08

Episode: 05x08
Title: Barely Legal
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 5ACX03
First Aired: Dec. 17, 2006

Season 5 » Episode #08 - Barely Legal

Summary: Meg is having problems finding a date for her prom, and she needs some help, even though he is dating his girlfriend Jillian, he decides to go with Meg to the prom. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to get the night over, and ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her "Boyfriend" (even though he is of a different species) and begins to spend every moment with him. In the mean time, Peter, Quagmire and Cleaveland decide to join the Police Force.

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Who appeared in this episode?

Stewie	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Brian	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Quagmire	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Various	voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Greased-Up Deaf Guy	voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Bruce the Performance Artist	voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Cleveland	voiced by Mike Henry (VI)
Garrett Morris	played by Garrett Morris
Various	voiced by Chris Sheridan

Season 5 / Episode 8: - Barely Legal

Meg Griffin: Just relax, Brian. We're going to be here for a wHile. [uses the H in "while"]
Brian Griffin: Wait, what did you say?
Meg Griffin: I said, "We're going to be here for a wHile."
Brian Griffin: A while.
Meg Griffin: A wHile.
Brian Griffin: A while.
Meg Griffin: A wHile.
Brian Griffin: A while.
Meg Griffin: Brian, you're acting whierd.
Brian Griffin: Oh, come on! That one doesn't even have an H in it!

Season 5 / Episode 8: - Barely Legal

Meg Griffin: Hi, honey. [to Brian]
Brian Griffin: What?
Meg Griffin: I was thinking about our kiss last night. I never knew how flat and wide your tongue is.
Brian Griffin: Yeahhh
Meg Griffin: You know, I've thought about how you stood up for me at the dance, and all the nice things you said. We should totally be boyfriend and girlfriend!
Brian Griffin: Well Meg, you know, it's strange... I... I think I may be gay. um, I saw this penis on the internet today, and I thought to myself, "Well that's just fine!"
Meg Griffin: I'm going to the mall the later, maybe you can come and help me pick out some underwear.
Brian Griffin: Uhh, I don't think that's going to be a possibility, uhhh, I have plans, with Chris! Chris and I have plans this afternoon!
Chris Griffin: [Chris walks by] We do?
Brian Griffin: Yeah, yeah! We're doing that thing, we're doing what you usually do on a Thursday afternoon!
Chris Griffin: Masturbate?
Brian Griffin: That's it, that's what we're going to do together.
Chris Griffin: Well, maybe back to back, but I gotta tell you, I'm not 100% on this.

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CONT: In the scene where the guys are sitting in Peter's living room after becoming cops, and Joe is looking out the window, allegedly watching his wife Bonnie undress (he says he likes to imagine she is a strange woman who lives in his house), it would be physically impossible (without mirrors) for Joe to watch Bonnie undress from Peter's front window, being that Joe and Bonnie live next door to Peter, not across the street.