4x20 Patriot Games - Family Guy Episode Guide

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- Episode 04x20

Episode: 04x20
Title: Patriot Games
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 4ACX25
First Aired: Jan. 29, 2006

Season 4 » Episode #20 - Patriot Games

Summary: After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until his new founded fame goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie, and when Brian does pay up, Stewie brings the pain.

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Persuasive Action (01:03)

Showering With Tom Brady (00:52)

Time To Pay Up (01:08)

Who appeared in this episode?

Additional Voices	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Barbara Pewterschmidt	voiced by Alex Borstein
Additional Voices	voiced by Alex Borstein
Additional Voices	voiced by Seth Green
Announcer #1	voiced by Wally Wingert
British Woman	voiced by John Viener
British Man	voiced by John Viener
Announcer #2	voiced by John Viener
Various	voiced by Danny Smith (IV)

Season 4 / Episode 20: - Patriot Games

Brian Griffin: [to Stewie] You shot me in both legs and set me on fire. Piss off.

Season 4 / Episode 20: - Patriot Games

Control Room Director: This calls for a victory tune!
Control Room Director: [sings] Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date, Is usually a hussy, And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out, Is anything but fussy, But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around, Head in the clouds, feet on the ground, She's the girl he's glad he's found, She's his Shipoopi. [crowd sings] Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, The girl is hard to get. [Peter sings] Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, [cheerleaders sing] But you can win her yet. [Peter sings] Walk her once just to raise the curtain, Then you walk around twice and you make for certain. Once more in the flower garden, She will never get sore if you beg her pardon. [crowd sings] Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, Si, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do. [Peter sings] Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'. If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'. Once more for a pepper-upper, She will never get sore on her way to supper, [crowd sings] Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do, [Peter sings] Now little ol' sal was a No-gal, As anyone could see, Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal, Who only goes for me, Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'. If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'. Once more for a pepper-upper, She will never get sore on her way to supper, [crowd and cheerleaders sing-cheerleaders hold up signs] Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do, [Peter sings] Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, [crowd sings] The girl is hard to get, [Peter sings] Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, [cheerleaders sing] But you can win her yet. [trumpets and music] [cheerleaders-crowd-players-peter-all sing] Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, The girl is hard to get. Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, But you can win her yet. You Can Win Her Yet! Shipoopi!
Control Room Director: All right... I got a touch down.

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CONT: When the Silly Nannies sing "If You'll Marry Me," they are holding string, and skipping around. When they all stop momentarily, watch them. When they start skipping again, their numbers change.
CONT: When Stewie hits Brian with the chipping putt there's obviously blood over the carpet, then Brian moves on telling his fake mustache is $2.99 and Stewie shot him in two knees and obviously more blood was on the carpet, but when Stewie uses the flame thrower to burn Brian the blood on the carpet has just magically disappears.
CHAR: In the episode "Patriot Games", Peter identifies himself as a "secret-agent astronaut millionaire" at his high school reunion. Shortly after it is revealed he works at a brewery, Tom Brady mistakenly thinks Peter claimed to be a "cowboy astronaut millionaire".

TRIVIA

Peter graduated from James Garner High School.
The title is based in the Tom Clancy (I) novel and the movie of the same name Patriot Games (1992) which starred Harrison Ford (I).