3x04 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea - Family Guy Episode Guide

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- Episode 03x04

Episode: 03x04
Title: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 2ACX19
First Aired: Aug. 01, 2001

Season 3 » Episode #04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

Family Guy - 03x04 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

Summary: When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam and moves to Florida. But, the new British owner, Nigel, turns it into a British Pub. The gang, furious at the changes, retaliates against the new ownership. And in revenge, Nigel frames them sending them off to jail, and tries to win Lois over in the meantime. Now it's up to the girls to get them out. Meanwhile, under a bet with Brian, Stewie must teach Nigel's daughter to lose her British accent before her birthday party.

Watch Episode Videos

Arrested on Live Television (01:35)

Peter Tron (01:15)

Locked Up (00:58)

Lesbian Bar (00:38)

Who appeared in this episode?

Nigel Pinchley	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Additional Voices	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Barbara Pewterschmidt	voiced by Alex Borstein
Additional Voices	voiced by Alex Borstein
Additional Voices	voiced by Seth Green
Steve Bellows	voiced by Edward Asner
Eliza Pinchley	voiced by Tara Strong
Bar Patron	voiced by Hugh Laurie
Eliza Pinchley	voiced by Michelle Horn

Episode Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 4: - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Peter Griffin: Thank you, God. God: You're welcome.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Peter Griffin: You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.

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TRIVIA

The song Peter plays on the glasses before the hurricane is "What I Did For Love" from the musical "A Chorus Line".
In the Tron sequence in the episode "One if by Clam, two if By Sea", the patterns on the walls of the light-cycle arena read "If you can read this your TV is upside down" - upside down.
The nasal-voiced character Nigel Pinchley is based on the actor Kenneth Williams (I) who was a fixture of the long running British "Carry On..." comedies.
The title is based on a line from the 1861 poem "Paul Revere's Ride" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow about the call to arms going throughout the Boston countryside as the British marched on Concord. One lantern was to be hung in the tower of the Old North Church if the British came by land and two if they crossed the Charles River. "One if by land, and two if by sea; And I on the opposite shore will be, Ready to ride and spread the alarm Through every Middlesex village and farm, For the country folk to be up and to arm."