2x09 If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' - Family Guy Episode Guide

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- Episode 02x09

Episode: 02x09
Title: If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 1ACX12
First Aired: Apr. 04, 2000

Season 2 » Episode #09 - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Family Guy - 02x09 If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Summary: When Peter's learns that his favorite show, Gumbel 2 Gumbel, has been canceled he schemes up a plot to trick 'The Make-A-Dream-Come-True' Foundation into making the network bring it back. He contacts them at says that his son Chris has the deadly disease 'tumorsyphillis-itis-osis', and that his last wish is for Gumbel 2 Gumbel to come back on the air. They grant his wish, but come back to check up on Chris, who has been "miraculously cured".The word of the Miracle spreads, and Peter becomes the "Miracle Healer" of Quahog, making God angry. Peter brushes it off at first, but when the Griffin's begin to experience mysterious plagues, Peter must find a way to make God happy before the final plague comes true.

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Who appeared in this episode?

Additional Voices	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Rufus Griffin	voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Barbara Pewterschmidt	voiced by Alex Borstein
Additional Voices	voiced by Alex Borstein
Additional Voices	voiced by Seth Green
Mr. Harris	voiced by Martin Mull
Executive #1	voiced by Peter Roth (IV)
Bandit	voiced by Danny Smith (IV)
JJ	voiced by Danny Smith (IV)

Season 2 / Episode 9: - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Peter Griffin: [about the Golden Idol his followers have built of him] Wow! I look like an Emmy!
Peter Griffin: [pause] Hint, hint.

Season 2 / Episode 9: - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

JJ: Maxine is the lady that's feelin' all right, thanks to the magic of Kid Dy-no-mite!
James: Junior, where have you been? Dinner was three hours ago!
Florida: Oh, forget him, James. He's an idiot.
JJ: Mama, what's wrong with you?
Florida: What's wrong with me? My name is Florida. Florida! That's that name of a state! Why is my name Florida? [sobs uncontrollably] Oh, lord!

JJ: Dy-no-mite!

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CONT: As Peter goes in and out of the front door to talk to Lois and tell the man that he has healed Chris, the door changes from red to brown and back on the outside.

TRIVIA

According to God's secretary, his last name is Patterson (though based on God's reaction to this, it may or may not be true.)
The title is based on the 1950's slang expression: If I'm Lying, I'm Dying.