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 | Season 4 / Episode 24: - Peterotica Cleveland Brown: I'm no school administrator, but there's an extension program goin' on in my trousers. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 22: - Sibling Rivalry Peter Griffin: Well, guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow. Cleveland Brown: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potency. Quagmire: That's right. You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a... a belt. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 15: - Brian Goes Back to College Cleveland Brown: [Peter and his friends are impersonating the A-Team] [as B.A. Baracus] I pity the fool! Cleveland Brown: [Normal voice] But I also suggest ways in which he may better himself. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Petarded Peter Griffin: [reads game card] For whistling at a white woman, go directly to jail. Aw, man! Doesn't anyone ever win at this game? Cleveland Brown: You don't win. You just do a little better this time. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - Blind Ambition Cleveland Brown: I must say, I do feel a strange satisfaction watchin' the black ball topple all those self righteous white pins. Joe Swanson: Can't blame them for being self-righteous. The black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited. Cleveland Brown: The black ball's done nothing wrong. Joe Swanson: If the black ball's innocent, it has nothing to fear. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 7: - Lethal Weapons Cleveland Brown: Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March when protesters burned our Porta-Potties. Then I used my stream of justice to put out the hate. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Death Lives Cleveland Brown: That truck's coming up on us awful fast. Peter Griffin: [Peter looks in the rear-view mirror and sees a pickup truck full of Klu Klux Klansmen] Holy crap! Do you see what I see? Cleveland Brown: I sure do. Peter Griffin: Were being chased by ghosts! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Running Mates Cleveland Brown: This reminds me of Ridiculous Day down at the deli when prices were so low, they were ridiculous. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 3: - DaBoom Cleveland Brown: Guns only lead to trouble. Peter Griffin: That's right. And when trouble comes, we'll be ready to blow its freakin' head off. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Mind Over Murder Cleveland Brown: Oh, that's funny. That's even more humorous than that joke you told us last night. Peter Griffin: Okay, so a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar, right? Oh, oh, wait a second... Peter Griffin: Okay, a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar, and there's this naked priest sitting there, and he- ooh, sorry, Father. Naked Priest: No, I've heard 'em all. |
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