| 1x01 | Feb. 21, 2003 | Personal Ads | | 1x02 | Feb. 28, 2003 | Reunion | | 1x03 | Mar. 07, 2003 | Casa De Butts | | 1x04 | Mar. 14, 2003 | Sex Toys | | 1x05 | Mar. 21, 2003 | Strictly BiznASS | | 1x06 | Mar. 28, 2003 | Seymore's Other ASSets | | 1x07 | Apr. 04, 2003 | ASSistant | | 1x08 | Apr. 11, 2003 | Las VegASS | | 1x09 | Apr. 18, 2003 | I Want to Be an Adult Film Star | | 1x10 | Apr. 25, 2003 | Roller Boogie Nights |
| 2x01 | Jan. 30, 2004 | FameASS | | 2x02 | Feb. 06, 2004 | In SicknASS and in health | | 2x03 | Feb. 13, 2004 | New ASSpirations | | 2x04 | Feb. 20, 2004 | Topless in Tampa | | 2x05 | Feb. 27, 2004 | Spunk'd | | 2x06 | Mar. 05, 2004 | The Breast Is Yet to Come | | 2x07 | Mar. 12, 2004 | ASS Good as It Gets | | 2x08 | Mar. 19, 2004 | Chicago, IllinASS | | 2x09 | Mar. 26, 2004 | Raising AwarenASS | | 2x10 | Apr. 02, 2004 | ASS the World Turns |
| 3x01 | Mar. 12, 2005 | JewASS New Year | | 3x02 | Mar. 19, 2005 | The ApprentASS | | 3x03 | Mar. 26, 2005 | ASS and You Will Receive | | 3x04 | Apr. 02, 2005 | Time Is Of The ASSence | | 3x05 | Apr. 09, 2005 | Mid-Life CrisASS | | 3x06 | Apr. 23, 2005 | Up and CUMming | | 3x07 | Apr. 30, 2005 | Falling On Your ASS | | 3x08 | May. 07, 2005 | COCKtoberfest | | 3x09 | May. 14, 2005 | BroadcASS | | 3x10 | May. 28, 2005 | Real ASState |
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