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Willie Lawrence: Salina Magee is back in Pasadena... for good. She called me at work.
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: I guess you won't be home for dinner.
Willie Lawrence: Is that all you have to say about it?
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: I guess you won't be home for breakfast either, huh?
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Mrs. Kessler: And a pool does up your selling price!
Kate Lawrence: You mean, ups yours.
Mrs. Kessler: I'll just show myself out.
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Alexandra Friel: You owe me four dollars and eighty cents.
Willie Lawrence: I do? For what?
Alexandra Friel: For the cab I took home. You don't think I'm crazy enough to walk home at that time of night?
Willie Lawrence: Oh, I think you're crazy enough to do just about anything!
Alexandra Friel: Well, Willie Lawrence, you do say the sweetest things!
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Kate Lawrence: [after Buddy loudly places the plates on the table] Buddy, these plates are not replaceable. If you break one, that's it. We mix and match forever.
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: You're very materialistic, Mother!
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Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Today, I meet the real boss, Big Al.
Kate Lawrence: Big Al?
Doug Lawrence: Who's the other one? Nathan Detriot?
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Not funny. See y'all later.
Kate Lawrence: Do you have your retainer?
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: [leaving] Yeah.
Kate Lawrence: [to Doug] I thought it was funny. Anything interesting?
Doug Lawrence: [Going through the mail] If all the junk mail we got could be turned back into trees, we'd have a forest primeval in the backyard!
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Nancy Lawrence Maitland: [after being knocked down] Oh, if you knew how old my bones felt, you wouldn't have done that!
Peter Towne: Your bones look pretty good to me!
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Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: [negotiating salary] Everything’s okay but the cleaning.
Alexandra Friel: Oh, that's part of the deal.
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: You're paying two dollars an hour, right?
Alexandra Friel: Uh, huh.
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: For two-fifty, I'm the White Tornado!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Nancy Lawrence Maitland: [closing the door] When I was 12, closed doors meant business.
Kate Lawrence: I saw Jeff leaving this morning. What's going on?
Nancy Lawrence Maitland: Mother, he plays me like a poker hand from a stacked deck! I think I really hate him.
Kate Lawrence: Hate him? Oh, Nancy, hate is such a tricky emotion. It's almost never what it seems.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Sgt. Pierce: That's if your stuff can be found. [yawns]
Willie Lawrence: Gee, I hope we're not keeping you up.
Sgt. Pierce: Sonny, why don't you cal Lt. Kojack? Lt. Kojack can find your stuff in less than an hour.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Willie Lawrence: Does anyone want more toast?
Doug Lawrence: The poor kid. Barely made it through the night. He came down at 4:00 this morning and finished your apple pie.
Willie Lawrence: How did you know that?
Doug Lawrence: 'Cause I came down at 4:30 with the same plan and found the pie gone.
Willie Lawrence: I couldn't help it. You have no idea what being an apple pie junkie does to a person. Besides, you're such a terrific cook, Mom! [chuckles]
Kate Lawrence: Coming from someone who can only distinguish between hot, cold and greasy, I'm not sure that's a compliment.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Salina Magee: Where are we going?
Willie Lawrence: Well, I'd like to take you to Paradise, but I'm afraid I can't afford it, so would you like to go to the Zoo?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Mom?
Kate Lawrence: In here, Tizzy Lish.
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Mom, I'd rather be called Letitia than Tizzy Lish.
Kate Lawrence: Okay, Buddy.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Moving Man: [getting out of moving truck] Is this 123 Holland Street?
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Uh, I don't know, sir. I'm new here.
Moving Man: [talking to Laura] You know the neighborhood?
Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: She can't speak English. She's from, uh, Canada!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Do you think Daddy's ashamed of me? He thinks I'm stupid.
Willie Lawrence: Uh,Uh. He knows you're stupid. Anybody who'd leave the table before they've had their dessert has got to be stupid!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Doug Lawrence: [yelling at Willie] You go to your room and spend the evening trying to figure out how you can have an IQ of 140, and not use any of it!


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