Darren Lamb

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Season 2, Episode 03	Season 2, Episode 04
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Season 1 / Episode 6: - Patrick Stewart

Iain Morris: Well, we'd like you to write with someone in the beginning just to help you get started.
Darren Lamb: He'll write with anyone.
Andy Millman: No, I won't!
Darren Lamb: He won't write with anyone. That's a deal-breaker.

Maggie Jacobs: Here's one: What would you rather be ...
Andy Millman: Is now the best time to do this?
Maggie Jacobs: Right. Would you rather be you, with your face and your legs, and the brain of a chimpanzee...
Andy Millman: Brilliant.
Maggie Jacobs: - or would you rather be a chimpanzee, but with your brain?
Andy Millman: I can't answer that. It's too inane, even for you. That's the worst one yet.

Season 2 / Episode 4: - Chris Martin

BAFTA Executive: Well, well, well. The Three Stooges.
Andy Millman: [laughs]
BAFTA Executive: Sorry, something funny?
Andy Millman: Just you're joke...
BAFTA Executive: Shut up.
BAFTA Executive: [at Ronnie Corbett] Corbett. Always bloody Corbett. Is this it, or is there anymore?
Ronnie Corbett: [hands over bag of cocaine] Just a bit of whizz, to blow away the cobwebs.
BAFTA Executive: Where did you get it?
Ronnie Corbett: Don't remember.
BAFTA Executive: Now don't bullshit me. Where did you get it? Was it from Moria Stuart?
Ronnie Corbett: You don't get it, do you mate? I don't remember!
BAFTA Executive: Well here's something you will remember. You're banned from BAFTA. You can never win a BAFTA now.
Andy Millman: What? Me as well?
BAFTA Executive: Yes. All of you. And you can't attend any of our events. You can't come to the Film BAFTA's, you can't come to the TV BAFTA's and you can't even come to the Children's BAFTA's
Ronnie Corbett: What about the Welsh BAFTA's?
BAFTA Executive: Would you come to the Welsh BAFTA's if you were asked?
Ronnie Corbett: Probably.
BAFTA Executive: You'll be expecting a call.
Darren Lamb: [points at Andy] He'll come to the Welsh BAFTA's if you want.
BAFTA Executive: Sorry. We're looking for actors with more skill.
Darren Lamb: Make's sense.
Andy Millman: [Looks at Darren] Make's sense?
Darren Lamb: Well I was only trying to...
Andy Millman: Yeah... you... idiot!

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