Season 1 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 22
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 22
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Everybody Hates Chris Season 1 (2005-2006)
|1x01 Everybody Hates the Pilot |
Chris Rock narrates as Brooklyn teenager Chris is uprooted from his school and bused to a white school two-hours away. There, Chris goes head-to-head with a bully, but is able to make ...
|Sep. 22, 2005|
|1x02 Everybody Hates Keisha |
Rochelle hires Keisha to tutor Drew in math, giving Chris an opportunity to impress his next-door neighbor. But Chris' plans are thrown off when Keisha begins to make moves of her own. ...
|Sep. 29, 2005|
|1x03 Everybody Hates Basketball |
Because he's African American, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other ...
|Oct. 06, 2005|
|1x04 Everybody Hates Sausage |
Fists, rumors and even "D" batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso (guest star Travis Flory) escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond (guest star ...
|Oct. 13, 2005|
|1x05 Everybody Hates Fat Mike |
Chris catches a break from the neighborhood thugs when he befriends Fat Mike, one of the cool kids. Meanwhile, Rochelle is forced to go to work when Julius' truck union goes on str ...
|Oct. 20, 2005|
|1x06 Everybody Hates Halloween |
Chris' plans to attend his neighbor Lisa's big Halloween party are threatened when his mother Rochelle makes him take his younger brother and sister trick-or-treating. Meanwhile, Chris ...
|Oct. 27, 2005|
|1x07 Everybody Hates the Babysitter |
When Julius and Rochelle decide to have a "date night," they hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but when she keeps leaving to take care of personal business, Chris is forced to cover ...
|Nov. 03, 2005|
|1x08 Everybody Hates the Laundromat |
While Julius and Rochelle shop for a television set, a drowsy Chris is forced to do the laundry at the local laundromat with his siblings on a Saturday morning.
|Nov. 10, 2005|
|1x09 Everybody Hates Food Stamps |
After Julius finds $200 in food stamps, Rochelle swallows her pride and goes to use them, but when a friend spots her at the grocery story, she panics and dips into the family's spending ...
|Nov. 17, 2005|
|1x10 Everybody Hates Greg |
Tired of constantly being blamed for Tonya’s mischief, Chris decides to hang out and play Atari at Greg's house after school without their parents' permission, but when Greg's dad ...
|Nov. 24, 2005|
|1x11 Everybody Hates Christmas |
When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him the new Walkman cassette player that he wants for Christmas. Meanwhile, ...
|Dec. 15, 2005|
|1x12 Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job |
Chris wants to buy a leather jacket so girls will think he's cool. To earn money for it, he works with his dad delivering newspapers. Meanwhile, Drew dares Tonya to drink a hot-sauce ...
|Jan. 19, 2006|
|1x13 Everybody Hates Picture Day |
With Rochelle's help, Chris tries to find an outfit for his school picture so perfect that the other kids will finally think he's cool. Meanwhile, after Tonya refuses to apologize for ...
|Feb. 02, 2006|
|1x14 Everybody Hates Valentine's Day |
While all the other kids at school are exchanging Valentine's Day cards, Chris receives a series of "I hate you" cards from the school bully, but love is in the air as he develops a ...
|Feb. 09, 2006|
|1x15 Everybody Hates the Lottery |
At the neighborhood corner store, Chris claims to be the greatest "Asteroids" player in Bed Stuy, until he meets his match and has to defend his title. Meanwhile, to pay the heating ...
|Feb. 16, 2006|
|1x16 Everybody Hates the Gout |
Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents; Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.
|Mar. 02, 2006|
|1x17 Everybody Hates Funerals |
When Rochelle's father Gene dies unexpectedly while in town for a visit, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned when Rochelle acts as if nothing's wrong. Meanwhile, with her ...
|Mar. 23, 2006|
|1x18 Everybody Hates Corleone |
Fed up with getting a daily butt kicking from his classmates, Chris asks Julius and Rochelle if he can attend the local middle school instead of Corleone Junior High, but when they ...
|Apr. 13, 2006|
|1x19 Everybody Hates Drew |
Hoping that he can finally excel at something and outperform his little brother Drew, Chris convinces his parents to enroll him in karate lessons.Meanwhile, Julius relents and gives ...
|Apr. 20, 2006|
|1x20 Everybody Hates Playboy |
After finding his father's Playboy Magazine, Chris decides to bring it to school, where bully Joey Caruso steals it, but when Chris and Greg attempt to get it back before Julius knows ...
|Apr. 27, 2006|
|1x21 Everybody Hates Jail |
When Chris' teacher announces a school cookie-selling competition to raise money for a field trip to Washington, Chris panics and turns to the Bed-Stuy crooks for selling tips, which ...
|May. 04, 2006|
|1x22 Everybody Hates Father's Day |
When Julius decides that the best Father's Day gift he can receive is spending the day alone, an upset Rochelle decides to take the kids out to places Julius would never go. Meanwhile, ...
|May. 11, 2006|
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Season 1 Characters
Season 1 Videos[none added]
Season 1 Quotes
|Season 1 / Episode 1: - Everybody Hates the Pilot|
Rochelle: [series of flashbacks] [moderate voice] Boy, I'll slap da *caps off ya knees!
Rochelle: [low and menacing tone] I will slap you into last *night!
Rochelle: [loud voice] I will *slap your name outta da phone book, and *call Ma Bell, tell 'em I did it!
|Season 1 / Episode 18: - Everybody Hates Corleone|
Joey Caruso: Silly negro.
Season 1 Trivia
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