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Shia LaBeouf
Shia Saide LaBeouf was born June 11, 1986, in Los Angeles, California, to Jeffrey LaBeouf and Shayna ...

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Louis Stevens Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 22: - Leavin' Stevens Tawny Dean: As long as I live I'm...I'm never gonna meet anybody like you. Louis Stevens: I'm gonna miss you so much. I love you, Tawny. Tawny Dean: I love you, Louis.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Stevens Manor Louis Stevens: Of course the crown jewel of the garden cafe is the lovely Tawny Dean, she's the piano player here. We call her the human jukebox, because she knows all kinds of songs. Kitna Twin: Does she know "I hate this place, we should've gone to Hawaii?" Tawny Dean: [improvising a song] I hate this place / We should've gone to Hawaii / Where they say "aloha" / And roast little piggies.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Snow Job Louis Stevens: If a chicken had lips could it whistle?
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Beans on the Brain Louis Stevens: I see two-head people.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Beans on the Brain Beans: I wanted you guys to meet my cousin. Louis Stevens: There's MORE of you?
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Beans on the Brain Louis Stevens: You were a lot of fun. But when I reached in to kiss you, I saw something. Chris: Stars? Fireworks? Louis Stevens: No, it was Beans.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The King Sloppy (aka The Big Sloppy) Louis Stevens: [as Mike Hageman] On second thought, my bladder's only half full, or half empty... depending on your world view.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Short Story Louis Stevens: Now listen, the school ain't big enough for the both of us, so you just get out of here, and never besmirch my name again, Loomis. Loomis Freeman: What's "besmirch" mean? Louis Stevens: "Besmirch"? I don't what "besmirch"...
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Short Story Twitty: Dude, you've gotta find Loomis. Louis Stevens: You can say that three times fast. Twitty: You've gotta find Loomis, you've gotta find Loomis, you've gotta find Loomis...
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Short Story Louis Stevens: [trying to trick Loomis into giving him the water balloon] Ok man, you win, there's no way I can get you. Oh, you got a little something on your nose, a little booger hanging out there Loomis Freeman: [checking his nose] What? Where? Louis Stevens: [grabs the balloon while Loomis is distracted] What now buddy! What now!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Close Encounters of the Beans Kind Louis Stevens: Some guy came for you Beans. Beans: I don't know him. Louis Stevens: I haven't even said his name yet.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Close Encounters of the Beans Kind Twitty: Some guy was looking for you today, Beans. Beans: I've never heard of him. Twitty: Yeah, I didn't even say his name yet, buddy. But his name is Mason. Beans: I've never heard of him either. Louis Stevens: He said he knows about the Long Journey Home. Beans: I don't know what you're talking about. I have to go.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Band on the Roof Louis Stevens: What's living if you never pull your shorts down and slide on the ice Ren?
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Band on the Roof Louis Stevens: Jiminy H. Crickets III Jr...
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Band on the Roof Louis Stevens: What's living if you never pull your shorts down and slide on the ice, Ren?
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - My Best Friend's Girlfriend Tom Gribalski: [trying to climb a fence] Ut-oh, I think I just ripped my trousers. Louis Stevens: Are you kidding me? Tom Gribalski: I did. I have to go.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Where in the World Is Pookie Stevens? Ren Stevens: Why didn't you tell me you found Mr. Pookie? Louis Stevens: Because, you know, you get all screamy, and mushy, jumping, crying, hugging... it's just horrible. Ren Stevens: All right. Louis Stevens: Ren, what am I supposed to do with the drumsticks? REN? Family: SURPRISE. Louis Stevens: [Drops backpack] Oh... Thank you so much ma. Ren Stevens: Thanks for not getting mushy.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Where in the World Is Pookie Stevens? Eileen Stevens: Louis, where are your pants? Louis Stevens: [smiling and counting money] I sold them... for six bucks.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Kiss Tawny Dean: I've never had a boyfriend before. Louis Stevens: Me neither.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Kiss Louis Stevens: You gotta understand, I tried to be mature and cool. And, and the next thing I know I'm up on stage wearing Tom's pants. Look, I'm really sorry. Tawny Dean: So what are we supposed to do? Louis Stevens: Let's just say one of us might not be ready for a relationship.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Uncle Chuck Steve Stevens: And where did you get that stupid hat? Louis Stevens: What hat? [Steve's head explodes]
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Sadie Hawkins Day Louis Stevens: [trying to trick Loomis into giving him the water ballon] Ok man, you win, there's no way I can get you. Oh, you got a little something on your nose, a little booger hanging out there Loomis Freeman: [checking his nose] What? Where? Louis Stevens: [grabs the balloon while Loomis is distarcted] What now buddy! What now!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Very Scary Story Beans: Jeepers, that's a scary story. Louis Stevens: And now, Beans, as always, I gonna have to throw you OUT.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Very Scary Story Tom Gribalski: Let's make this quick, guys. I have to get my eyes examined. Louis Stevens: Your eyes examin - Tom, how many fingers am I holding up? Tom Gribalski: Two. Louis Stevens: That's right, your eyes are fine.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Easy Crier Coach Tugnut: [Louis arrives after bell rings] You're late, Stevens! Louis Stevens: Or is it possible that everyone else on Earth is early?
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Quest for Coolness Louis Stevens: Look! A diversion! Mall Secutiry Guard: Where?
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Luscious Lou Twitty: You know what a win-win situation is, right? Louis Stevens: Yeah. Twitty: Well, this is the exact same thing. Except, it's lose-lose. Louis Stevens: That's great.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Luscious Lou Louis Stevens: But, you're a girl. And I... Louis Stevens: ...wrestle with... Mimi Nagurski: Good grammar.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Secrets and Spies Eileen Stevens: What did you do? Put mayonnaise in her moisturizer? Louis Stevens: No, but you know what? That's a good idea.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Secrets and Spies Louis Stevens: [finding his briefs hanging on the outside of his locker and reading the attached note] "You left your tighty whities in gym class - Couch Tugnut". Girl in Hall: Hey there. You're Ren Stevens' little brother, right? Louis Stevens: [as he tries to hide the underwear] The name... the name's Louis. Alan Twitty: [holding up Louis' underpants] Yeah, it says so right on his underwear.

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