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03x16 - You Don't Know Jack Season 3 / Episode 16: - You Don't Know Jack

Sheriff Jack Carter: Thank God, how's it going?
Tess Fontana: Hi, I'm Tess. And you would be...?
Sheriff Jack Carter: Totally screwed...
03x11 - Insane In The P-Brane Season 3 / Episode 11: - Insane In The P-Brane

Sheriff Jack Carter: Section 5? I hate that section.
03x09 - Welcome Back Carter Season 3 / Episode 9: - Welcome Back Carter

Dr. Maria Leonardo: So where are your uniforms?
Sheriff Jack Carter: Er it's an unofficial visit.
Dr. Maria Leonardo: So is true that you guys got fired?
Deputy Jo Lupo: He got fired, I quit.
Dr. Maria Leonardo: Bummer.
03x09 - Welcome Back Carter Season 3 / Episode 9: - Welcome Back Carter

Sheriff Andy: [moaning] Ouch! I don't think I like this job.
02x13 - A Night at Global Dynamics Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics

Taggart: He fell victim to one of the classic blunders! Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line!
02x13 - A Night at Global Dynamics Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics

Jo: Boys! There's plenty of back-door access for everyone... that didn't come out right.
02x13 - A Night at Global Dynamics Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics

Zane Donovan: Guys, we're picking up heat signatures down the hall from you
Nathan Stark: Where exactly?
Douglas Fargo: In the... In the morgue.
Marshall Jack Carter: I swear to God, if this thing turns into a zombie attack, I am quitting.
02x13 - A Night at Global Dynamics Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics

Marshall Jack Carter: [about to climb down an elevator shaft] You should probably let me go first.
Nathan Stark: Why?
Marshall Jack Carter: Heights make me nauseous.
Nathan Stark: After you.
02x13 - A Night at Global Dynamics Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics

Deputy Jo Lupo: Relax, there's plenty of backdoor access for everyone. That did not sound good.
02x12 - All That Glitters Season 2 / Episode 12: - All That Glitters

Jo: We just became the richest town in the world!
Henry Deacon: Well, that's one way to look at it. Gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable.
Jo: Like Paris Hilton?
02x11 - Maneater Season 2 / Episode 11: - Maneater

Deputy Jo Lupo: [running out of the bathroom] She's gonna' blow!
Marshall Jack Carter: [after the explosion] What did you eat?
02x11 - Maneater Season 2 / Episode 11: - Maneater

Allison Blake: You know what - this town needs an enema.
02x10 - God is in the Details Season 2 / Episode 10: - God is in the Details

Marshall Jack Carter: Ok. Bottom line: If Reverend Harper is responsible, we're in for a lot more.
Henry Deacon: Yeah, like a plague of locust, or a fiery hail ... or... or... or... total darkness.
Marshall Jack Carter: [all the lights go out] You had to say it.
02x07 - Family Reunion Season 2 / Episode 7: - Family Reunion

Nathan Stark: Of all people to bring out of cryostasis I resurrect another Fargo.
Sheriff Jack Carter: Yeah, kharma's a bitch. Hey, um, is anyone curious as to HOW he got in there?
Nathan Stark: He's a FARGO, are you really surprised?
Douglas Fargo: I am standing right here.
02x05 - Duck, Duck Goose Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose

Marshall Jack Carter: Area 51 is real?
Henry Deacon: [nods] No!
02x05 - Duck, Duck Goose Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose

Marshall Jack Carter: Can I ask you why you built a flock of robo-birds?
02x05 - Duck, Duck Goose Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose

Deputy Jo Lupo: The high school Science Fair. It's like Armageddon with acne.
02x05 - Duck, Duck Goose Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose

Marshall Jack Carter: [about Jo, after getting zapped by a security field at G.D.] She...is...*so* mean.
02x04 - Games People Play Season 2 / Episode 4: - Games People Play

Marshall Jack Carter: Nathan Stark? Your ex-husband. The evil, maniacal bane of my existance.
Allison Blake: Sounds like someone I'd marry.
02x03 - Unpredictable Season 2 / Episode 3: - Unpredictable

Marshall Jack Carter: Why can't you people just *say* 'ice funnel of death'?
02x02 - Try Try Again Season 2 / Episode 2: - Try Try Again

Nathan Stark: Good job, Carter. Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Sheriff Jack Carter: Oh, give it a second.
Nathan Stark: Yep, there it is.
01x12 - Once in a Lifetime Season 1 / Episode 12: - Once in a Lifetime

Deputy Jo Lupo: I don't like this
Marshall Jack Carter: What's the matter, Joe, scared of a little transdimensional radiation?
Deputy Jo Lupo: Ya
01x11 - H.O.U.S.E. Rules Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules

Marshall Jack Carter: How is that not a force field?
01x11 - H.O.U.S.E. Rules Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules

Beverly Barlowe: Looks like the men are trying to save us. We may be in here for a while.
01x11 - H.O.U.S.E. Rules Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules

Marshall Jack Carter: You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.
Douglas Fargo: It was a war game simulation program.
S.A.R.A.H.: Shall we play a game?
Marshall Jack Carter: No!
Douglas Fargo, Beverly Barlowe, Henry Deacon, Nathan Stark: No!
Allison Blake: No!
01x11 - H.O.U.S.E. Rules Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules

S.A.R.A.H.: I was thinking, Sheriff, if you both would like take another sick day, we could spend some quality time together.
S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of previous line] Pardon me for interrupting, but I thought you might be interested in watching a new episode of Dr. Phil, which starts in five minutes.
Marshall Jack Carter: Oh, look at the time.
Zoe Carter: Uh, I gotta get ready for school.
Marshall Jack Carter: Gotta go to work.
S.A.R.A.H.: Perhaps we could play a board game. Or watch a movie.
S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of line] "Has Technology Splintered the American Family?" Hello? Hello-oo?
S.A.R.A.H.: Hello? Hello-oo?
01x10 - Purple Haze Season 1 / Episode 10: - Purple Haze

Marshall Jack Carter: If I have to come back, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weed whacker.
01x10 - Purple Haze Season 1 / Episode 10: - Purple Haze

Marshall Jack Carter: [walks up to Taggart who's standing naked in the woods] Taggart. You're naked.
Jim Taggart: Au naturel.
Marshall Jack Carter: Might I ask why?
Jim Taggart: Why not?
Marshall Jack Carter: Unfortunately that doesn't tell me if your infected of not.
01x10 - Purple Haze Season 1 / Episode 10: - Purple Haze

Marshall Jack Carter: [walks up to Taggart whose standing naked in the woods] Taggart. Your naked.
Jim Taggart: Oh natural
Marshall Jack Carter: Might I ask why?
Jim Taggart: Why not?
Marshall Jack Carter: Unfortunately that doesn't tell me if your infected of not.
01x09 - Primal Season 1 / Episode 9: - Primal

Nathan Stark: [as dozens of Stark clones enter the room] I look pissed.


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