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	Season 3 / Episode 16: - You Don't Know Jack Sheriff Jack Carter: Thank God, how's it going? Tess Fontana: Hi, I'm Tess. And you would be...? Sheriff Jack Carter: Totally screwed...
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Insane In The P-Brane Sheriff Jack Carter: Section 5? I hate that section.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Welcome Back Carter Dr. Maria Leonardo: So where are your uniforms? Sheriff Jack Carter: Er it's an unofficial visit. Dr. Maria Leonardo: So is true that you guys got fired? Deputy Jo Lupo: He got fired, I quit. Dr. Maria Leonardo: Bummer.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Welcome Back Carter Sheriff Andy: [moaning] Ouch! I don't think I like this job.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics Taggart: He fell victim to one of the classic blunders! Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics Jo: Boys! There's plenty of back-door access for everyone... that didn't come out right.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics Zane Donovan: Guys, we're picking up heat signatures down the hall from you Nathan Stark: Where exactly? Douglas Fargo: In the... In the morgue. Marshall Jack Carter: I swear to God, if this thing turns into a zombie attack, I am quitting.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics Marshall Jack Carter: [about to climb down an elevator shaft] You should probably let me go first. Nathan Stark: Why? Marshall Jack Carter: Heights make me nauseous. Nathan Stark: After you.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Night at Global Dynamics Deputy Jo Lupo: Relax, there's plenty of backdoor access for everyone. That did not sound good.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - All That Glitters Jo: We just became the richest town in the world! Henry Deacon: Well, that's one way to look at it. Gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable. Jo: Like Paris Hilton?
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Maneater Deputy Jo Lupo: [running out of the bathroom] She's gonna' blow! Marshall Jack Carter: [after the explosion] What did you eat?
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Maneater Allison Blake: You know what - this town needs an enema.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - God is in the Details Marshall Jack Carter: Ok. Bottom line: If Reverend Harper is responsible, we're in for a lot more. Henry Deacon: Yeah, like a plague of locust, or a fiery hail ... or... or... or... total darkness. Marshall Jack Carter: [all the lights go out] You had to say it.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Family Reunion Nathan Stark: Of all people to bring out of cryostasis I resurrect another Fargo. Sheriff Jack Carter: Yeah, kharma's a bitch. Hey, um, is anyone curious as to HOW he got in there? Nathan Stark: He's a FARGO, are you really surprised? Douglas Fargo: I am standing right here.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose Marshall Jack Carter: Area 51 is real? Henry Deacon: [nods] No!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose Marshall Jack Carter: Can I ask you why you built a flock of robo-birds?
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose Deputy Jo Lupo: The high school Science Fair. It's like Armageddon with acne.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Duck, Duck Goose Marshall Jack Carter: [about Jo, after getting zapped by a security field at G.D.] She...is...so mean.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Games People Play Marshall Jack Carter: Nathan Stark? Your ex-husband. The evil, maniacal bane of my existance. Allison Blake: Sounds like someone I'd marry.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Unpredictable Marshall Jack Carter: Why can't you people just say 'ice funnel of death'?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Try Try Again Nathan Stark: Good job, Carter. Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth. Sheriff Jack Carter: Oh, give it a second. Nathan Stark: Yep, there it is.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Once in a Lifetime Deputy Jo Lupo: I don't like this Marshall Jack Carter: What's the matter, Joe, scared of a little transdimensional radiation? Deputy Jo Lupo: Ya
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules Marshall Jack Carter: How is that not a force field?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules Beverly Barlowe: Looks like the men are trying to save us. We may be in here for a while.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules Marshall Jack Carter: You wanted me to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that. Douglas Fargo: It was a war game simulation program. S.A.R.A.H.: Shall we play a game? Marshall Jack Carter: No! Douglas Fargo, Beverly Barlowe, Henry Deacon, Nathan Stark: No! Allison Blake: No!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - H.O.U.S.E. Rules S.A.R.A.H.: I was thinking, Sheriff, if you both would like take another sick day, we could spend some quality time together. S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of previous line] Pardon me for interrupting, but I thought you might be interested in watching a new episode of Dr. Phil, which starts in five minutes. Marshall Jack Carter: Oh, look at the time. Zoe Carter: Uh, I gotta get ready for school. Marshall Jack Carter: Gotta go to work. S.A.R.A.H.: Perhaps we could play a board game. Or watch a movie. S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of line] "Has Technology Splintered the American Family?" Hello? Hello-oo? S.A.R.A.H.: Hello? Hello-oo?
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Purple Haze Marshall Jack Carter: If I have to come back, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weed whacker.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Purple Haze Marshall Jack Carter: [walks up to Taggart who's standing naked in the woods] Taggart. You're naked. Jim Taggart: Au naturel. Marshall Jack Carter: Might I ask why? Jim Taggart: Why not? Marshall Jack Carter: Unfortunately that doesn't tell me if your infected of not.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Purple Haze Marshall Jack Carter: [walks up to Taggart whose standing naked in the woods] Taggart. Your naked. Jim Taggart: Oh natural Marshall Jack Carter: Might I ask why? Jim Taggart: Why not? Marshall Jack Carter: Unfortunately that doesn't tell me if your infected of not.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Primal Nathan Stark: [as dozens of Stark clones enter the room] I look pissed.

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