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 | Season 4 / Episode 20: - One Giant Leap... Sheriff Jack Carter: So first, my PDA has a camera. And now, black holes are everywhere? People need to know these things! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 18: - This One Time at Space Camp... Dr. Holly Marten: Oh! Oh! There was this one time at space camp... |
| Season 4 / Episode 18: - This One Time at Space Camp... Warren Hughes: You can't do this! Beverly Barlowe knocked everyone out! She's trying to take over GD! Sheriff Jack Carter: I don't remember that one. |
| Season 4 / Episode 18: - This One Time at Space Camp... Sheriff Jack Carter: That's it? Warren Hughes: Well, what were you expecting? The Spanish Inquisition? Sheriff Jack Carter: No one *expects* the Spanish Inquisition. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 17: - Clash of the Titans Dr. Maria Leonardo: So how you been Sheriff? Sheriff Jack Carter: I can't complain, can't complain. Nice, nice blooms you got. Dr. Maria Leonardo: Thank you. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 16: - Of Mites and Men Zane Donovan: [singing] Car wash! Workin' at the car wash, yeah! Dr. Isaac Parrish: Dude, I just got that out of my head! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 14: - Up in the Air Sheriff Jack Carter: [Answering phone] Hey, Andy, let me guess. There's a quantum, run-away, something-or-other. [pauses] Somebody did what? [pauses] I'll be right there. [hangs up phone] Somebody robbed a BANK! [runs out of Cafe Diem] YEEEAAAHHH! Vincent: Should he really be happy about that? Sheriff Jack Carter: [Walking down the street] No blob, no wormhole, just a good, old-fashioned bank robbery! Deputy Andy 2.0: You seem down right perky, boss. Sheriff Jack Carter: Yeah! We're gonna take fingerprints! We're going to do tire impressions! We're going to interview... [sees an emtpy lot where the bank was]... witnesses. Uh, Andy? Deputy Andy 2.0: Yeah, boss? Sheriff Jack Carter: You said there was a bank robbery. Deputy Andy 2.0: Yep, someone took it last night. Sheriff Jack Carter: Of course they did. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - O' Little Town... Jack Carter: [staring after what appears to have been Santa Claus on a flying sleigh pulled by reindeers] Ho-Ho-ho crap! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Ex-files Allison Blake: What about you? You were at the barbeque... you haven't said anything about who you're seeing... Dr. Trevor Grant: A tall, legged blonde in a slinky red dress. Allison Blake: Hmm, old girlfriend? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - Stoned Zane Donovan: Anything else you want while I'm in there? Launch codes? Defense plans? TARDIS blueprints? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 2: - A New World Sheriff Jack Carter: Ahh, another day, another runaway robot. |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - A New World Douglas Fargo: Um, sanctioned, like, dead? Jo Lupo: No. Sanctioned like we each get a puppy. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 18: - What Goes Around, Comes Around Sheriff Jack Carter: I love it when you talk nerdy to me. |
| Season 3 / Episode 18: - What Goes Around, Comes Around Sheriff Jack Carter: What button d'you push THIS time? Douglas Fargo: Can you not recognize a victim when you see one? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 16: - You Don't Know Jack Sheriff Jack Carter: Thank God, how's it going? Tess Fontana: Hi, I'm Tess. And you would be...? Sheriff Jack Carter: Totally screwed... |
 | Season 3 / Episode 14: - Ship Happens Zane Donovan: But, still, what that thing did, it definitely left a bad taste in my brain. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Sheriff Jack Carter: Yeah, that's what the world needs is more people asleep at the wheel. Zoe Carter: Do you have to suck the fun out of everything? |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Deputy Jo Lupo: Two hundred and sixty-five horsepower, track-two suspension and four-wheel drive. Totally high performance but completely under my control. Sheriff Jack Carter: Kind of like Zane. |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Douglas Fargo: Well, it was nice while it lasted but it's time to move on. Deputy Jo Lupo: So you just dumped her. Douglas Fargo: I don't believe in long good-byes, especially when something this sweet comes along. Deputy Jo Lupo: Men. |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Allison Blake: I don't think that it's possible to build a working plasma generator out of aluminum Christmas trees and duct tape. |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Douglas Fargo: Hey, hose-clamp! Not funny! |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Tess Fontana: Stakeouts are fun. Sheriff Jack Carter: They're... they're more fun with, um, pepperoni than with, uh, organic tofu, by the way. |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Sheriff Jack Carter: Well, I've met a lot of viruses but none of them that ever made me build jump towers in my sleep. |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Deputy Jo Lupo: Well, you seem okay to me. Douglas Fargo: What're you talking about? I am covered in evidence. |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Larry Haberman: He hugged me! Douglas Fargo: You wish! |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - If You Build It... Larry Haberman: Listen, about that hug... Douglas Fargo: Ooo! What happened in the trunk, stays in the truck. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 12: - It's Not Easy Being Green Toby Bismarck: Fargo, I have one word for you. Douglas Fargo: Is it "surrender?" |
| Season 3 / Episode 12: - It's Not Easy Being Green Douglas Fargo: Oh, what the frack! |
| Season 3 / Episode 12: - It's Not Easy Being Green Duncan: Nudity is perfectly natural. All right, I lived in places in Africa where it's the custom to go au naturel. Douglas Fargo: Bully for you. I prefer privacy. |
| Season 3 / Episode 12: - It's Not Easy Being Green Sheriff Jack Carter: W-we're gonna need a bigger container. |
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