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 | Season 15 / Episode 11: - Separation Anxiety Anastasia Johnson: You're a total player, aren't you? |
| Season 15 / Episode 11: - Separation Anxiety Claudia Diaz: Shut up and stop touching me, Opie! |
 | Season 15 / Episode 10: - The High Holiday Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Are you coming to the Christmas party this year? Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Yes. As long as it's not like last year. Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Why, what happened? Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Greg pinched my butt! |
| Season 15 / Episode 10: - The High Holiday Dr. Cate Banfield: What are you doing? Dr. Ryan Sanchez: Wiggling and jiggling. |
 | Season 15 / Episode 9: - Let it Snow Dr. Archie Morris: [singing] Oh, the weather outside is... [he thrusts the microphone in a man's face, to no response] Dr. Archie Morris: [singing]... frightful/But the fire is so... [he thrusts the microphone in a woman's face, to no response] Dr. Archie Morris: No winners yet! [singing]... Delightful/And since we've no place to go/Let it... [he thrusts the microphone in Cate's face] Dr. Cate Banfield: Stop! Let it stop! Make it stop! |
 | Season 15 / Episode 8: - Age of Innocence Dr. Archie Morris: [after learning that Simon had been molested as a child] Simon, do you need to talk to somebody about this? It doesn't just go away. Dr. Simon Brenner: [whispering] I need to get back to work. Dr. Archie Morris: If it's still affecting you, you have to deal with it. Dr. Simon Brenner: I am dealing with it, in my own way. |
| Season 15 / Episode 8: - Age of Innocence Dr. Simon Brenner: Look, I'll speak to Anspaugh, and I bet it'll get tossed out. Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Yeah, it better, or else I'll be doing a ho stroll down Division street. |
| Season 15 / Episode 8: - Age of Innocence Dr. Archie Morris: We're all dying. Stress just gets you there faster. |
 | Season 15 / Episode 7: - Heal Thyself Dr. Cate Banfield: When your parents are gone, you're an orphan. Your spouse dies, you're a widow or widower. But when you lose your baby... there's no word for that. |
| Season 15 / Episode 7: - Heal Thyself Dr. Tony Gates: Can I hug you? I wanna hug you. Dr. Cate Banfield: You try that and you'll be the one with a traumatic injury. |
 | Season 15 / Episode 6: - Oh, Brother Dr. Archie Morris: He's smarter than I ever was. Frank Martin: That ain't saying much. |
 | Season 15 / Episode 5: - Haunted Dr. Ray Barnett: So, that Brenner guy? Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Mm-hmm? Dr. Ray Barnett: Kinda seems like a dick. |
| Season 15 / Episode 5: - Haunted Dr. Tony Gates: Can I have a piece of candy? Dr. Tony Gates: No? You have enough sugar in there to put all of Chicago into a diabetic coma. One piece? Dr. Tony Gates: All right. You know what you're doing there? It's called emotional eating. |
 | Season 15 / Episode 4: - Parental Guidance Mugger: I can't believe I mugged a doctor. Dr. Ryan Sanchez: Not just a doctor, she's the chief. Mugger: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Is she an Apache or something? |
| Season 15 / Episode 4: - Parental Guidance Dr. Lucien Dubenko: She likes salsa dancing and screwball comedies. You hurt her, and I'll remove your gallbladder. |
 | Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Dr. Abby Lockhart: Why is light given to those in misery, and life to the bitter of soul. To those that long for death that does not come, that search for it for more than for hidden treasure. For are filled with gladness and rejoice when they reach the grave. For sighing comes to me instead of food. My groans pour out like water. What I feared has come upon me. What I dreaded has happened to me. I have no peace, no quietness. I have no rest, but only turmoil. Dr. Abby Lockhart: -Have the gates of death been shown to you. What is the way to the abode of light And where does darkness reside. Dr. Abby Lockhart: -Have you comprehended the vast expanses of the earth. Tell me if you know all this. |
| Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Nurse Chuny Marquez: This is Mrs. Weddington with her sons, Larry and Curly. Dr. Abby Lockhart: Ahh... where's Moe? Dr. Abby Lockhart: No Moe. Okay. |
| Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Dr. Abby Lockhart: You look pretty. Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Are you stoned? |
| Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Dr. Abby Lockhart: I sometimes talk to kids about you know... stuff. So why don't we just go right over here, and if you have any questions about sex, or drugs, or alcohol, you can just shoot. I know it's hard for kids your age to talk about this stuff, but I think... Curly Weddington: We can ask you anything? Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yes. Curly Weddington: Is it true that if you sneeze with your eyes open, they'll pop out? Larry Weddington: Can vampires get AIDS? Curly Weddington: If you put a penny on the El track, will the train crash? Larry Weddington: Why can't we wear pajamas in the daytime? Curly Weddington: Our brother got a girl pregnant, but he won't marry her. Why do you think he won't? Dr. Abby Lockhart: Okay, am I - ? Am I being punk'd? |
| Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Curly Weddington: Can you die from eating pop rocks and soda? Larry Weddington: If I hold in a fart, will I explode? |
| Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Curly Weddington: Why do monkeys love bananas? Larry Weddington: What's a douche bag? |
| Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Dr. Abby Lockhart: I don't see Carter up there. Nurse Haleh Adams: He wouldn't do it. He said it was defacing government property. |
| Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Dr. Abby Lockhart: You know, Archie, it's amazing that you've managed to make my last moment here about you. I love that. Dr. Archie Morris: I love you, too! |
 | Season 15 / Episode 2: - Another Thursday At County Dr. Tony Gates: Talk to the patient! Dr. Daria Wade: Oh, um, okay... so how did you become a bioterrorist? |
| Season 15 / Episode 2: - Another Thursday At County Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: I am stuck with a new intern, and the ER was the target of a bioterrorist attack. Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Mm-hmm, I used to call that a Thursday. |
 | Season 15 / Episode 1: - Life After Death Dr. Abby Lockhart: Everything was going really well. Until the ambulance blew up. |
| Season 15 / Episode 1: - Life After Death Chaz Pratt: You can't talk with that thing? Chaz Pratt: Good. So you get to listen to me tell everyone about how many times I kicked your ass on the court. Dr. Archie Morris: [Reading what Greg wrote] "I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?" |
 | Season 14 / Episode 19: - The Chicago Way Dr. Luka Kovac: [Moretti has stopped by Luka's new job to try to explain what happened with Abby and to apologize] Are you finished? Dr. Kevin Moretti: Uh, yeah. I think I am. Dr. Luka Kovac: [Luka decks Moretti] Thanks for stopping by. |
| Season 14 / Episode 19: - The Chicago Way Walter Perkins: Hospice policy. There's a six month limit. My nephew's taking me to Philly. Dr. Luka Kovac: They're kicking you out because you didn't die soon enough? Walter Perkins: It's pretty discouraging, isn't it? |
| Season 14 / Episode 19: - The Chicago Way Dr. Gregory Pratt: Hey, Abby. It's a beautiful spring day, the Cubs are playing at Wrigley Field, and we live in America. Dr. Abby Lockhart: I think I solved the case of the missing Lexapro. Dr. Gregory Pratt: Sorry. I was looking for some un-depressed person that I could be happy around, and uh... heh. Dr. Abby Lockhart: You chose me? Must be slim pickings. |
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