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	Season 15 / Episode 22: - And In The End Dr. Kerry Weaver: Well I - I can't believe you were actually able to pull this off. Dr. John Carter: You had doubts? Dr. Kerry Weaver: No. I-I was pretty sure you were gonna fail.
	Season 15 / Episode 22: - And In The End Dr. John Carter: Ill begotten gains of my Carter forefathers put to good use. Dr. Kerry Weaver: Redemption? Dr. John Carter: Maybe so. Dr. Susan Lewis: Your grandma would be so proud. Dr. John Carter: Grandfather's rolling over in his grave. He thought the Carter fortune would last longer than the pyramids. Dr. Susan Lewis: You spent it all? Dr. John Carter: No. But most of it. Dr. Kerry Weaver: You've done a great thing here, John. Truly great.
	Season 15 / Episode 22: - And In The End Frank: Can I help you? Rachel Greene: You don't remember me. Frank: Should I? Rachel Greene: God, it's amazing how little has changed around here... My dad used to be on staff Frank: Mmm hmm. Rachel Greene: Mark Greene. I'm his daughter Rachel.
	Season 15 / Episode 22: - And In The End Paul Manning: I'm not ready to lose her. Tony Gates: It's time to talk about how to make her as comfortable as possible.
	Season 15 / Episode 22: - And In The End Dr. Cate Banfield: Gates, is it my imagination, or is Dr. Carter, who is not on duty by the way, in Trauma One with a patient demonstrating IV placement to a college student. Tony Gates: What? Dr. Cate Banfield: Never mind... Jerry, why is Dr. Carter performing medical procedures on our patients. Jerry Markovic: Uh... because he's a doctor.
	Season 15 / Episode 22: - And In The End Rachel Greene: [as victims are arriving] Dr. Carter? Dr. John Carter: What? I'm sorry. What? Rachel Greene: Are you okay? Dr. John Carter: Yeah. A little deja vu. Dr. Archie Morris: [as Morris wheeling in a patient] Carter. You working? Dr. John Carter: Absolutely! Dr. Archie Morris: Come on!
	Season 15 / Episode 22: - And In The End Dr. John Carter: [to Rachel as he's taking a patient into the ER] Dr. Greene. You coming? [Rachel runs after him]
	Season 15 / Episode 11: - Separation Anxiety Nurse Samantha Taggart: You know what? You do you and I'll do me. And we'll just go our separate ways, okay?
	Season 15 / Episode 10: - The High Holiday Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Are you ocming to thew christmas party this year. Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Yes. As long as it's not like last year. Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Why, ehat happened? Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Gregg Pinched my butt!
	Season 15 / Episode 8: - Age of Innocence Dr. Archie Morris: [after learning that Simon had been molested as a child] Simon, do you need to talk to somebody about this? It doesn't just go away. Dr. Simon Brenner: [whispering] I need to get back to work. Dr. Archie Morris: If it's still affecting you, you have to deal with it. Dr. Simon Brenner: I am dealing with it, in my own way.
	Season 15 / Episode 3: - The Book of Abby Dr. Abby Lockhart: Why is light given to those in misery, and life to the bitter of soul. To those that long for death that does not come, that search for it for more than for hidden treasure. For are filled with gladness and rejoice when they reach the grave. For sighing comes to me instead of food. My groans pour out like water. What I feared has come upon me. What I dreaded has happened to me. I have no peace, no quietness. I have no rest, but only turmoil. Dr. Abby Lockhart: -Have the gates of death been shown to you. What is the way to the abode of light And where does darkness reside. Dr. Abby Lockhart: -Have you comprehended the vast expanses of the earth. Tell me if you know all this.
	Season 15 / Episode 2: - Another Thursday At County Dr. Daria Wade: So, how long have you been a bioterrorist?
	Season 14 / Episode 8: - Coming Home Dr. Archie Morris: I will be the keeper of the cheese!
	Season 13 / Episode 21: - I Don't Nurse Malik McGrath: Timmy just told me I was the prettiest Nurse in the ER. Frank Martin: Well what do you want? A second opinion?
	Season 13 / Episode 18: - Photographs & Memories Dr. Abby Lockhart: Quiet! Or I'll give you a rectal just for the hell of it.
	Season 13 / Episode 16: - Crisis of Conscience Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Save the cheerleader, save the world
	Season 13 / Episode 15: - Dying Is Easy Thomas Grasso: Someone's about to get some A-1 kidney meat! I'm like a, I'm like a racehorse; I could drink a sixpack without even peeing. Marina Grasso: Honey, gross! Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Actually, micturation capacity is related to bladder size and neural sensitivity, not renal function. Thomas Grasso: Then we'll give 'em some bladder too!
	Season 13 / Episode 13: - A House Divided Dr. Kerry Weaver: Luka... take care of this place for me. Dr. Luka Kovac: I will.
	Season 13 / Episode 13: - A House Divided Dr. Tony Gates: Here you go. [squeaky voice] Thank you, Tony. [normal voice] You're welcome, Sarah. Hey, come on, you can't stay mad at me forever. Sarah Riley: Why not? Dr. Tony Gates: Because of this. [makes sad face] Sarah Riley: What are you doing? Dr. Tony Gates: My sympathetic doctor face. Sarah Riley: You look stupid.
	Season 13 / Episode 10: - Tell Me No Secrets... Katey Alvaro: [examining the X-ray of a patient] How'd he get an Ice pick shoved in his ear? Tony Gates: Ran out of Q-tips?
	Season 13 / Episode 10: - Tell Me No Secrets... Dr. Ray Barnett: [after a patient spat on his shirt] Hell Man! I liked this shirt. Disgusting Patient: It's a fag shirt!
	Season 13 / Episode 10: - Tell Me No Secrets... Dr. Archie Morris: Hey! What is it about your need to belittle other people? Does insulting someone make you feel like a man? Bolster what little self-esteem you're clinging to? Wow, you know, I can't even begin to imagine what happened in your life, to make you the kind of person that everybody hates. Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: [drops clipboard as he turns to walk away]
	Season 13 / Episode 4: - Parenthood Dr. Abby Lockhart: [on the phone leaving a message for Luka] Hi!, it's me. Mommy and baby was a disaster so we're going to the park. I'm going to try to find some normal moms. It might be a while...
	Season 13 / Episode 4: - Parenthood Dr. Abby Lockhart: How was your shift? Dr. Luka Kovac: Ah, the usual. Had a five-year-old kid crushed by a tree... Dr. Abby Lockhart: I don't wanna hear any stories about bad things happening to children! Dr. Luka Kovac: He survived... How about your day? Dr. Abby Lockhart: It was divine! Dr. Luka Kovac: Look, I've been thinking, maybe you're right, maybe we should get somebody like a nanny... Dr. Abby Lockhart: No, thanks. Dr. Luka Kovac: But I thought... Dr. Abby Lockhart: I changed my mind. No nannies, just us.
	Season 13 / Episode 4: - Parenthood Nanny: Don't you use her clothes? Dr. Abby Lockhart: No. Nanny: Do you sleep with her husband? Dr. Abby Lockhart: No. Nanny: Is he uggly? Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh, no. He's hot. He's a doctor.
	Season 13 / Episode 4: - Parenthood Dr. Luka Kovac: [Abby hears Luka singing to Joe through the baby's radio] Should I stay or should I go now? If I go there will be trouble. An' if I stay it will be double. [Abby laughs]
	Season 13 / Episode 3: - Somebody to Love Dr. Archie Morris: So, are you loving motherhood? Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yeah, it's, ah, it's bizarre.
	Season 13 / Episode 3: - Somebody to Love Dr. Archie Morris: [as he gives baby Joe, who's spitting up, back to Abby] Ok, you'd better take him. He's starting to get gross.
	Season 13 / Episode 3: - Somebody to Love Dr. Abby Lockhart: How's surgery? Dr. Neela Rasgotra: My new chief is such a rectal tissue, it's all misery.
	Season 13 / Episode 3: - Somebody to Love Dr. Archie Morris: [Talking about baby Joe] He looks more like Kovac. Dr. Abby Lockhart: They say they usually look more like the father in the beginning. It's natures way of making sure Daddy doesn't get all insecure, and club us to death.

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