Nurse Samantha Taggart

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Linda Cardellini

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Nurse Samantha Taggart Quotes

	Season 15 / Episode 11: - Separation Anxiety Nurse Samantha Taggart: You know what? You do you and I'll do me. And we'll just go our separate ways, okay?
	Season 12 / Episode 6: - Dream House Dr. Eve Peyton: Management is a bitch. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Yeah, it's not the only one.
	Season 12 / Episode 4: - Blame it on the Rain Frank Martin: Aren't you two supposed to keep 50 feet apart or something? Nurse Samantha Taggart: Bite me, Frank. Frank Martin: If you ask me, you're better off without her. Dr. Luka Kovac: I didn't.
	Season 11 / Episode 21: - Carter est Amoureux Meredith Smart - Couples Therapist: What are you feeling, Luka? Dr. Luka Kovac: I'm happy! I'm happy and Sam's not. I don't know why. We're healthy, we enjoy each other... our work. We have a good life. Meredith Smart - Couples Therapist: How does that make you feel, Sam? Nurse Samantha Taggart: Like hitting him over the head with a hammer.
	Season 11 / Episode 21: - Carter est Amoureux Meredith Smart - Couples Therapist: So what brings you to me today? Nurse Samantha Taggart: I don't think Luka and I should be together.
	Season 11 / Episode 12: - The Providers Nurse Samantha Taggart: Dr. Carter? Dr. Weaver's on the phone for you. She sounds kinda... Dr. John Carter: Kinda what? Nurse Samantha Taggart: ...Weaver-like.
	Season 10 / Episode 19: - Just a Touch Nurse Samantha Taggart: Men only care about three things: food, sports, and sex. Dogs are more mysterious.
	Season 10 / Episode 19: - Just a Touch Dr. Archie Morris: Sounds like he TUBE'd her. Nurse Samantha Taggart: What? Dr. Archie Morris: TUBE: Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Morris, you're such an ass. Dr. Kerry Weaver: What was that? Dr. Archie Morris: Huh? Dr. Kerry Weaver: What was that term? Dr. Archie Morris: I dunno. I didn't make it up.
	Season 10 / Episode 19: - Just a Touch Patient: What happened? Nurse Samantha Taggart: He fixed your elbow? Patient: Holy crap, you're good! Dr. Greg Pratt: You can pick up your Dr. Pratt Fan Club ring at the door.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Forgive and Forget Dr. Luka Kovac: She has a boyfriend. Nurse Samantha Taggart: That's nice. Dr. Luka Kovac: You said you didn't want to be exclusive! Nurse Samantha Taggart: I said it four days ago! Dr. Luka Kovac: I forgot she was coming. Nurse Samantha Taggart: You know what, I don't care. It's fine, Luka. Dr. Luka Kovac: It's fine? Nurse Samantha Taggart: You think I really care how many little French girls you're screwing? You already nailed every nurse in the ER!
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - Impulse Control Risk Assessment Expert: I'd like to talk to you later about that incident with Dr. Morris. Nurse Samantha Taggart: It wasn't an incident, it was a french fry.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - Impulse Control Frank Martin: You waiting for Weaver? Nurse Samantha Taggart: Yeah. Dr. Archie Morris: Well, don't hit her. She's crippled.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - Impulse Control Alex Taggart: They always pray before they start eating. You have to bow your head and stuff. It's weird. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Just be respectful. Think about something else. Alex Taggart: Like what? Nurse Samantha Taggart: I don't know, like, baseball, or dinosaurs, or... cannibalism.
	Season 10 / Episode 13: - Get Carter Nurse Samantha Taggart: You know what? Why don't save your lectures for the med students 'cause the nurses don't want to hear it.
	Season 10 / Episode 13: - Get Carter Nurse Samantha Taggart: What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that. Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right, Abby? Nurse Samantha Taggart: Did you go out with Kovac? Nurse Abby Lockhart: Briefly, yeah. Nurse Samantha Taggart: And Carter? Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yep. Nurse Chuny Marquez: Abby's the ER slut. Nurse Abby Lockhart: I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked with. Lester Kertzenstein: Hey, Abby. Are we still on for tonight? Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yeah. Lester Kertzenstein: Great. Nurse Abby Lockhart: We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny.
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - NICU Dr. Gregory Pratt: When'd you start your rotation? Nurse Abby Lockhart: Five minutes ago. Dr. Gregory Pratt: Well, the NICU's great. Intubations, chest-tubes, umbilical lines. You get to do all sorts of teeny-tiny kick-ass procedures. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Good luck, you two! Dr. Gregory Pratt: Yeah, you're gonna love it! Let's get out of here. Nurse Samantha Taggart: I hate the NICU. Dr. Gregory Pratt: Those guys are screwed.
	Season 10 / Episode 9: - Missing Nurse Samantha Taggart: Dr. Kovac! Tell me you did not put a splint on my kid's arm. Dr. Luka Kovac: I'm sorry, but we're busy trying to find a man's finger right now. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Yeah, and the reason it's missing is because instead of sitting here like I told him, he's off with you playing doctor. Frank Martin: What? Nurse Samantha Taggart: Not like that.
	Season 10 / Episode 9: - Missing Dr. Luka Kovac: I'm sorry about the splint. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Look, I appreciate you trying to be his friend. I just don't want things to get weird. You're a good guy, I'm sure, but you don't know crap about raising kids. So thanks for the help, but no thanks. I got it covered.
	Season 10 / Episode 8: - Freefall Nurse Samantha Taggart: Why did you invite him? Alex Taggart: Because he's my friend. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Well, you shouldn't have friends who are over 30. Alex Taggart: Why not? Nurse Samantha Taggart: Because you're a kid. Alex Taggart: So? I like him. He's cool. Nurse Samantha Taggart: I know what you're trying to do. Alex Taggart: Am not. Nurse Samantha Taggart: And I'd rather not be going out with someone right now, okay? Alex Taggart: You're probably not his type. Besides, he's my friend, not yours.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - Death and Taxes Dr. Gregory Pratt: Hey, what the hell you doing here? Dr. Archie Morris: Working. Dr. Gregory Pratt: I thought you quit. Dr. Gregory Pratt: Oh, my dad wouldn't let me. Said he'd pull the money plug if I didn't see this thing through. Dr. Gregory Pratt: This thing, meaning a career in medicine? Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah. Dr. Susan Lewis: What are you doing? Nurse Samantha Taggart: He just grabbed my ass. Here, take this to church and have it exorcised. Dr. Robert Romano: That's right, you keep walking! Right up to the nursing director's office 'cause by the time you get there, there'll be a pink slip waiting for you. Nurse Samantha Taggart: Good! Give me plenty of time to file my sexual harassment lawsuit! Dr. Robert Romano: Do you mind? Dr. Susan Lewis: Yes, I do. You can have it back by the end of the day if you learn to behave! Dr. Robert Romano: Give me my damned arm back!
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - Death and Taxes Nurse Samantha Taggart: I've got a rule against ass grabbing. Dr. Susan Lewis: That's a good rule.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Out of Africa Dr. Robert Romano: So, what's today's excuse for Triage being a stinking, overpopulated cesspool of humanity? Nurse Samantha Taggart: The healthcare system? Dr. Robert Romano: Yeah, well, if things get too locked up, you can try stabbing some of these deadbeats in the neck. That ought to have them running to Northwestern.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Out of Africa Dr. Robert Romano: There's nothing I find sexier than a mute girl covered in blood, so keep your head down and your mouth shut. Nurse Samantha Taggart: You remind of a guy I used to date. He's dead.

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