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Nurse Abby Lockhart ER

Nurse Abby Lockhart

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On the viewing horizon since the late 1980s, actress Maura Tierney has been a steady product of independent ...

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Nurse Abby Lockhart Quotes

10x16 - Forgive and Forget Season 10 / Episode 16: - Forgive and Forget

Officer Davis: If he's coming here, we'll feed him onto the Eisenhower, force him to run out of gas.
Dr. Archie Morris: That's your plan? Let him run out of gas?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: [sarcastically] They're also getting a helicopter with a gigantic magnet.
10x14 - Impulse Control Season 10 / Episode 14: - Impulse Control

Nurse Abby Lockhart: What are we gonna throw all our TB patients in jail?
Dr. Gregory Pratt: No, just this one in particular.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: If this is the way we treat people with TB, they're gonna stop coming to this hospital.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Abby, it's not like they all go clubbing together.
10x13 - Get Carter Season 10 / Episode 13: - Get Carter

Nurse Samantha Taggart: What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right, Abby?
Nurse Samantha Taggart: Did you go out with Kovac?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Briefly, yeah.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: And Carter?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yep.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Abby's the ER slut.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked with.
Lester Kertzenstein: Hey, Abby. Are we still on for tonight?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yeah.
Lester Kertzenstein: Great.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny.
10x13 - Get Carter Season 10 / Episode 13: - Get Carter

Dr. John Carter: Was Romano's prosthetic arm destroyed in the accident?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Why?
Dr. John Carter: 'Cause if it wasn't, it's gonna hunt Dr. Weaver down and strangle her.
10x13 - Get Carter Season 10 / Episode 13: - Get Carter

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Look at you, Mr. GQ.
Frank Martin: What, do you have a deportation hearing?
10x12 - NICU Season 10 / Episode 12: - NICU

Dr. Gregory Pratt: When'd you start your rotation?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Five minutes ago.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Well, the NICU's great. Intubations, chest-tubes, umbilical lines. You get to do all sorts of teeny-tiny kick-ass procedures.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: Good luck, you two!
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Yeah, you're gonna love it! Let's get out of here.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: I hate the NICU.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Those guys are screwed.
10x10 - Makemba Season 10 / Episode 10: - Makemba

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Where is she going?
Frank Martin: Home to wait for the ghost of Christmas Past to show up.
10x06 - The Greater Good Season 10 / Episode 6: - The Greater Good

Nurse Abby Lockhart: I'm beginning to hate her.
Dr. Susan Lewis: She's a med student.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I'm a med student.
Dr. Susan Lewis: You know, now that you mention it, she's pissing me off too. Come on, let's hate her together.
10x03 - Dear Abby Season 10 / Episode 3: - Dear Abby

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Since when did I become the guru of sluttiness?
10x03 - Dear Abby Season 10 / Episode 3: - Dear Abby

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Any questions?
Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah, why is the board see-through?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: So we can see through it.
Frank Martin: Remind me not to get sick any time soon.
10x03 - Dear Abby Season 10 / Episode 3: - Dear Abby

Nurse Abby Lockhart: I also have a guy in 2 who needs... something I can't read.
Nurse Malik McGrath: What does that say, "nipple lips?"
10x03 - Dear Abby Season 10 / Episode 3: - Dear Abby

Nurse Abby Lockhart: There is a drunk in Exam 4 that needs two more of Ativan.
Nurse Edna: I'm sorry dear, he's a putz!
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Who, the drunk?
Nurse Edna: That Carter boy. Too bad you didn't dump him first!
09x21 - When Night Meets Day Season 9 / Episode 21: - When Night Meets Day

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Isn't the fire outside, boys?
Fireman #1: It's out.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Really? Then shouldn't you be rolling up your hoses and heading back to the station? Feeding that little spotted dog? Polishing your poles?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Are you cranky or flirting?
09x19 - Things Change Season 9 / Episode 19: - Things Change

Dr. John Carter: What's Weaver doing down here?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Romano damage control.
09x04 - Walk Like a Man Season 9 / Episode 4: - Walk Like a Man

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Time of death: 7:36 AM
Dr. John Carter: Aw, your fish coded?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yep, third time this week. Every afternoon I restock the little pond here, and every morning it's like the Exxon Valdez came through.
Dr. John Carter: You can get somebody else to do this for you.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Well, I'm committed.
Dr. John Carter: Committed fish killer.
09x04 - Walk Like a Man Season 9 / Episode 4: - Walk Like a Man

Nurse Abby Lockhart: I was hall monitor for a day in 5th grade, and they fired me for selling hall passes to the other kids.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: Well, I'm sure you've matured since.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Not that much, really.
09x04 - Walk Like a Man Season 9 / Episode 4: - Walk Like a Man

Nurse Abby Lockhart: And the moral of the story is?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Never sleep with a patient's mother.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: At least not until the labs are back.
09x04 - Walk Like a Man Season 9 / Episode 4: - Walk Like a Man

Dr. Susan Lewis: You don't think she could be...?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: No chance.
Dr. Susan Lewis: That's what it looked like.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Weaver? The straightest gay woman since Janet Reno? I don't think so.
09x03 - Insurrection Season 9 / Episode 3: - Insurrection

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Hey, Frank, take care of my baby brother.
Frank Martin: Is he potty trained?
09x01 - Chaos Theory Season 9 / Episode 1: - Chaos Theory

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: I don't think so.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Caused by boredom.
09x01 - Chaos Theory Season 9 / Episode 1: - Chaos Theory

Dr. John Carter: Monkeypox sounds like a video game.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Or Voodoo.
Dr. John Carter: Or VD.
09x01 - Chaos Theory Season 9 / Episode 1: - Chaos Theory

Dr. John Carter: You could get a tattoo.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I could get "Carter..."
Dr. John Carter: Yeah.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: ...Sucks."
08x18 - Orion in the Sky Season 8 / Episode 18: - Orion in the Sky

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Goodnight Dr. Greene
Dr. Mark Greene: Goodbye.
08x16 - Secrets and Lies Season 8 / Episode 16: - Secrets and Lies

Nurse Abby Lockhart: [about Luka and Carter] They really are a pair of freaks.
Dr. Susan Lewis: They really are.
08x16 - Secrets and Lies Season 8 / Episode 16: - Secrets and Lies

Nurse Abby Lockhart: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Dr. John Carter: We come with a built-in gold-digger alarm. My grandmother installs them at birth.
Dr. Susan Lewis: And I haven't set it off? You'd better have that thing checked.
08x16 - Secrets and Lies Season 8 / Episode 16: - Secrets and Lies

Nurse Abby Lockhart: I was terrified. So was he. It was the longest 20 seconds of my life.
Dr. Susan Lewis: 20 seconds?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yeah, if you counted foreplay.
08x15 - It's All in Your Head Season 8 / Episode 15: - It's All in Your Head

Nurse Malik McGrath: There's an old lady who's been sick on my floor.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I don't know if I want to live in an apartment where somebody died.
Nurse Malik McGrath: All you need is some Lysol and some air freshener and it's all good!
08x15 - It's All in Your Head Season 8 / Episode 15: - It's All in Your Head

Dr. Luka Kovac: You only live once.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Not if you keep driving like a maniac.
08x15 - It's All in Your Head Season 8 / Episode 15: - It's All in Your Head

Nurse Abby Lockhart: You look tired.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Yeah, I was up late.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Oh really, what's her name?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Who?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: It's a joke, Luka.
Dr. Luka Kovac: No, seriously, if you need a place...
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Thank you.
Dr. Luka Kovac: You can stay as long as you need, and you only have to sleep with me on the weekends.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Excuse me?
Dr. Luka Kovac: It's a joke, Abby. It's a joke.
08x08 - Partly Cloudy, Chance of Rain Season 8 / Episode 8: - Partly Cloudy, Chance of Rain

Dr. Mark Greene: Do you think I'm mean to the patients?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Only the ones who deserve it.
Dr. Mark Greene: What about the ones who don't?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: You're nicer than I am.
Dr. Mark Greene: That's not much solace.

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