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	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Give a Little Bit Turtle: [Turtle just landed in Auckland after breaking up with Jamie] You have any idea how quickly I can get to Rome? Flight Attendant: Sir, we just landed from Los Angeles. Turtle: Oh yeah I'm trying to break the Guinness World Record for most miles traveled in a 24 hour period!
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Give a Little Bit Matt Damon: [leaving a message on Vince's answering machine, Matt is trying to recruit Vince for a charity] Hey Vince this is Matt Damon. Listen I just had a really disturbing phone call from the foundation. It's been over a week, I'm in Haiti and the foundation told me they still haven't received your check. Don't fucking push me Vince! Do what's right! You gave me your word, you gave LeBron your world. I cant believe that you even have money to give to a charity! I've seen all your movies. Queens Boulevard? Sucked. Aquaman? Sucked. I cant believe I have an Academy Award and I'm calling you back, you cocksucker! Again and again and again! SEND ME THE CHECK!
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Give a Little Bit Dr. Marcus: Do you want to destroy these people? Ari Gold: OK yes. If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick's eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a market that would allow it. AND LLOYD? That little queen! Who I welcomed into my home and allowed him to play with my children and care for my dog, for leaving me to work for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and would allow the entire Screen Actors Guild to anally rape him if not for the fact that I think he would enjoy it. I want, no, I NEED this company because it's good business. It's good god damn business. If I don't buy this business someone else will, and that will be very, very bad for my business. And my wife of all people should know that when it comes to business my judgement is never clouded. So please support me and I will deliver us like I always have. Mrs. Ari: I think it was a good speech.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Play'n With Fire Ari Gold: [to Vincent] Listen, take a deep breath and relax. It's all gonna be fine. Eric Murphy: How? Ari Gold: Because the Jew has arrived and he doesn't like Germans.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Play'n With Fire Ari Gold: It's all gonna be fine. Eric: How? Ari Gold: Because the Jew has arrived and he doesn't like Germans!
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Pie Johnny 'Drama' Chase: [preparing Vince for a confrontation with Jason Patric] Remind him he got molested in "Sleepers".
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Redomption Ari Gold: [about Alan] He's dead, Eric. The joy of me losing was too much for his angry little heart.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Fantasy Island Ari Gold: I'm gonna skull-fuck you Davies!
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - The Cannes Kids Yair Marx: Ari, please tell these boys how much money I have. Ari: Too much, but what you don't have is distribution. Yair Marx: Ah, I do now. I'm announcing it tomorrow. I'm sinking 100 mil into a new outlet. I hired the head of Pixar marketing. You know, the girl who did Nemo. I love that fish. I'm very real. I want Medellin to be my first real acquisition.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - The Cannes Kids Eric Murphy: Wow, 3 years and a 14 hour flight we finally arrive!
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - The Young and the Stoned Ari Gold: [after Mrs. Ari asks him how she would do on her reprised role on Young and the Restless] You left the show when you were 25, and they shoot in Hi-Def now.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - The Young and the Stoned Ari Gold: It's a soap opera. There is no good, there are just degrees of bad.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Gary's Desk Ari Gold: Jeter and A-Rod let their dicks fly in the same locker room and they fuckin hate each other!
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Gary's Desk Ari Gold: [calling Eric in his office] Like the new office number, E. You know it spells 274-cock?
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - The Weho Ho Ari Gold: I parted the Red Sea for you, E, now don't piss on the sand.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Dream Team Ari Gold: Save your homo-erotic slave-labour for me, Lloyd. And E, don't take your shirt off, I don't want anyone to go blind from the reflection of your translusive boy-chest.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Dream Team Ari Gold: Fuck You! Lloyd: Fuck You! Sorry Ari, that was a reflex.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Welcome To The Jungle Billy Walsh: What attracted me to this project, bro? That's easy. It was the blood.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Welcome To The Jungle Billy Walsh: Movie? Well, I hate the word "Movie". I don't make "movies", I make "films".
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Prince's Bride Johnny "Drama" Chase: What if I fly myself out, put myself up, you give me a little something; if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. As long I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDb, we're all good. Brett Ratner: You're telling me you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris for a part that I might end up cutting? Johnny "Drama" Chase: Such is my passion for movies.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Prince's Bride Yair Marx: You need to apologize. Not to me, but to her. Vincent Chase: Yeah, no problem. Yair Marx: Good. She is upstairs waiting for you. In the bedroom. Vincent Chase: Are you... are you serious? Yair Marx: Vincent, I never joke about my wife's happiness. What she wants, I get for her. Now, if you want this check to clear, you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife like the superstar you are while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Prince's Bride Johnny "Drama" Chase: Tommy's gonna be in Rush Hour 3 and I'm not? Jesus Christ. Lloyd: Be happy for him, Drama. Karma. Johnny "Drama" Chase: Fuck Karma. I don't need Karma. Lloyd: What do you need, Johnny? Johnny "Drama" Chase: I need to be in Rush Hour 3.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Resurrection Johnny "Drama" Chase: You don't know what it's like. And I'm a realist. I knew the show had very little chance. None of 'em do. But I thought I did good on this one. And I tried so hard. And I thought they'd see that, but they didn't.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Manic Monday Ari Gold: [walking into the conference room to see Rob reading letters off the board due to his successful eye surgery] Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [writing 'Get the fuck out!' on dry-erase board] You're fired, and just in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Manic Monday Ari Gold: That's right, you had your little eye procedure today. Rob Rubino: It's actually not a procedure, it was real surgery. They actually had to cut into my eyeball and then they lift the cornea. Ari Gold: It's still elective though, right?
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Dog Day Afternoon Ari Gold: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man. Lloyd: But, your not a friend to the gay man, Ari. Ari Gold: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Dog Day Afternoon Ari Gold: Sacrifice, Lloyd! Like the kamikaze pilots used to do!
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Dog Day Afternoon Ari Gold: My assistant's about to be gang-raped by a gang of one!
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Dog Day Afternoon Mrs. Ari (Reeves, Perrey): Tomorrow's a new day, Ari, Remember you always have a chance to get it back. Ari Gold: We're Jews, baby. No, we don't.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Dog Day Afternoon Ari Gold: We may be whores at my agency, but we ain't pimps!

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