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Turtle Quotes

	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Give a Little Bit Turtle: [Turtle just landed in Auckland after breaking up with Jamie] You have any idea how quickly I can get to Rome? Flight Attendant: Sir, we just landed from Los Angeles. Turtle: Oh yeah I'm trying to break the Guinness World Record for most miles traveled in a 24 hour period!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Vincent Chase: So, what you're saying is that we should go. Eric Murphy: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas? Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Eric Murphy: Tradition... when we were kids, we'd hit A.C., we put 5 bucks on red. We win, we knew it'd be a good weekend. Ari Gold: What if you lose? Turtle: Vince never loses. Vincent Chase: Five on red. Turtle: Come on! Roulette Dealer: Red 16. Vincent Chase: It's gonna be a good weekend.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Eric Murphy: Hey, jerkoff. You signed him up to judge a stripper contest. Turtle: Really? Titties? Eric Murphy: It's a stripper contest. Turtle: Nice.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho. Vincent Chase: But Turtle, I already gave you ten. Turtle: I only pay for pussy with profits.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Vincent Chase: Look, E. I don't want to rile you up, but I've done the list thing. Turtle: What, did you hand over a hard drive, Vin?
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Turtle: First the commission, now this? This is like Christmas.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight. Johnny "Drama" Chase: Strippers, why? Turtle: Now shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?" Vincent Chase: Thank you.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Release Johnny "Drama" Chase: You know Eddie burns offered me "Brothers McMullen." True story. But I took a TV show instead. Turtle: Was that when you did your full-frontal "Red Shoe Diary?" Johnny "Drama" Chase: No that's when I did my three episode arc on 90210, sexually harassing Tori Spelling. Turtle: Nice choice.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Release Johnny "Drama" Chase: I'm officially a loser. Turtle: I don't know about officially...
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Strange Days Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event. Vincent Chase: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana? Johnny "Drama" Chase: The guy never sent me those Cuban cigars he promised. I should call. Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yanks' bullpen while you're at it.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Three's Company Johnny "Drama" Chase: No woman should ever joke about that. Turtle: No, they should not. But either way, I am so whacking off to your girlfriend tonight.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Three's Company Turtle: [after E announces that Sloan wants to have a threesome with him and Tori] I am so whacking off to your girlfriend tonight.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Three's Company Turtle: I know you're not a big porn guy, but the innovations since the DVD are pretty amazing. Remember back in the day, you'd be tugging it and they'd cut to a close-up of the guy's face and you'd want to kill yourself. Never again... multi-angles.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Crash And Burn Turtle: Good to see you finally embracing your inner mooch, E.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Crash And Burn Turtle: Vince said that you were going to come here and listen to me... Ari Gold: "Vince said he'd throw me a piece of pussy because he's famous...” Whatever you want, Turtle, okay? I will rep you, all right?
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Aquamom Turtle: Please? Vince: What's so special about these two? Turtle: If you get us tickets, these two will fuck us, guaranteed! Vince: How do you know? Turtle: Because they said if you get them tickets, they'll fuck us.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Aquamom Johnny Drama: It's like chummin’ for sharks, Vince. You throw enough blood and guts in the water, you're bound to catch a great white. Eric: Yeah, except there's gonna be fifty girls at the party who all show up thinkin' they're your dates. Turtle: And what happens when fifty sharks show up lookin' for their goodies, E? Johnny Drama, Turtle: Feeding frenzy!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Exodus Turtle: I'm two cars back. What do you want from me? Johnny "Drama" Chase: Always keep two-fifths of a block between you and your subject. Turtle: Oh, what, have you done this before, Drama? Johnny "Drama" Chase: Too many times, Turtle. Too many times.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Exodus Turtle: Nobody ever wants to believe you're being two-timed, Turtle. Johnny "Drama" Chase: How many times have you been cheated on, Drama? Turtle: Too many, Turtle. Too many.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Exodus Johnny "Drama" Chase: [Brian's Song] The ultimate guy-cry movie. Turtle: Uh-huh. He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive... bang! He moves right in. Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah, his tears will basically act as a lubricant.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Good Morning Saigon Johnny "Drama" Chase: Nobody takes cabs in L.A., Turtle. Turtle: That's 'cause no one can figure out what color they are... I mean they got blue ones, green ones, red ones, white ones. Johnny "Drama" Chase: Fuck a city where the cabs aren't monochromatic yellow.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Good Morning Saigon Turtle: Stop being so white, Drama.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Blue Balls Lagoon Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah, Vince. Let's do a Tarantino movie. He could revive me like he did for Travolta. Turtle: Be more like reviving Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Bat Mitzvah Johnny Drama: Do you know how much food is gonna be at this thing? You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel. Turtle: If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Bat Mitzvah Turtle: It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns, when you shouldn't have been in the ring in the first place.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - I Love You Too Turtle: Jesus Christ. Ari Gold... you just got demoted to Silver.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - I Love You Too Turtle: How the fuck you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - I Love You Too Turtle: Aquaman's in trouble, all right. The fate of Atlantis and all of mankind lies in your hands. It's time to unleash the power of the pussy.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Oh, Mandy Turtle: You're telling me we're going to live by the beach. This is sick. This is like Far Rockaway minus the crack whores.

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