Eric Murphy

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Eric Murphy Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Play'n With Fire Ari Gold: [to Vincent] Listen, take a deep breath and relax. It's all gonna be fine. Eric Murphy: How? Ari Gold: Because the Jew has arrived and he doesn't like Germans.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - The Cannes Kids Eric Murphy: Wow, 3 years and a 14 hour flight we finally arrive!
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - I Wanna Be Sedated Eric Murphy: Remember me? Ari Gold: One never forgets their first love, E.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Vincent Chase: So, what you're saying is that we should go. Eric Murphy: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas? Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Eric Murphy: Tradition... when we were kids, we'd hit A.C., we put 5 bucks on red. We win, we knew it'd be a good weekend. Ari Gold: What if you lose? Turtle: Vince never loses. Vincent Chase: Five on red. Turtle: Come on! Roulette Dealer: Red 16. Vincent Chase: It's gonna be a good weekend.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Vegas Baby, Vegas! Eric Murphy: Hey, jerkoff. You signed him up to judge a stripper contest. Turtle: Really? Titties? Eric Murphy: It's a stripper contest. Turtle: Nice.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Strange Days Vincent Chase: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great. Eric Murphy: You hear that, Ari? Ari Gold: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen Fucking Kane.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Strange Days Johnny "Drama" Chase: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex. Eric Murphy: I didn't have sex. Johnny "Drama" Chase: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Strange Days Johnny "Drama" Chase: Freud says there are no accidents. Eric Murphy: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Strange Days Eric Murphy: Sorry about "Four Kings" getting cancelled. Seth Green: It's all right. Nobody would believe four guys in their thirties would be living together.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Crash And Burn Eric Murphy: He's already started to learn Spanish. Ari Gold: I know, he's left 15 messages on the machine. The wife thinks I'm fucking the gardener.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Dominated Ari Gold: [to Turtle] Hey, moron. He's thirteen. Johnny "Drama" Chase: In celeb years it's like 30. Eric Murphy: So, what's that make you, Drama. Like 140? Johnny "Drama" Chase: So, you're admitting I'm a celeb.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - The Abyss Eric Murphy: Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right, guys in the mailroom out here have Wharton MBAs.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Blue Balls Lagoon Johnny "Drama" Chase: I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzso a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates, no roses... Eric Murphy: No Class.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Bat Mitzvah Eric Murphy: He disappeared with Sloan. Johnny Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Bat Mitzvah Eric Murphy: Amazing. Eventually you won't even need actors, right? James Cameron: In five years we won't. James Cameron: Kidding!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Oh, Mandy Eric Murphy: Where is Vince, anyway? Johnny "Drama" Chase: I left him in aisle nine with that MILF. Turtle: He's probably banging her in the produce section by now.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Sundance Kids Johnny "Drama" Chase: In Palm Springs, I had a king-size bed all to myself. Eric Murphy: Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens, but he was a non-closer.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Sundance Kids Johnny "Drama" Chase: On the way here, I was dreaming of hooking up with a nice Mormon girl. Turtle: So why don't you go after a Mormon, Drama? I mean they're all over the place here. Besides, everyone knows they know how to treat their man right. They're like Catholic girls times one hundred. Eric Murphy: You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says, "How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?"
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Sundance Kids Turtle: We accidentally crossed swords. Eric Murphy: Ew. Vincent Chase: Really? Where there any women there at least? Turtle: Yeah, dick, it was a threesome, okay? It's no biggie... crossing is an occupational hazard.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Chinatown Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah, I remember my first national commercial. Eric Murphy: Oh what was that Valtrex? Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah it was, so fucking what? Got me my Fiat, plus I got a blowjob from the makeup girl -put my sores on.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Chinatown Eric Murphy: Ari, I'm getting killed here. Vince isn't happy. Ari Gold: Of course he's not happy. Nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me, I'm miserable... that's why I'm rich.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Chinatown Ari Gold: I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy. Eric Murphy: Getting dragged through your office in front of your entire staff by a guy half your size, now that's tragedy.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Chinatown Eric Murphy: He says he doesn't wanna do a commercial... that's it. Ari Gold: For half a million dollars. Vincent Chase: What was the director's name again? Eric Murphy: Cha-ching! I'm sorry... Chaing Chung, boom!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Chinatown Ari Gold: I got the cash you wanted. Eric Murphy: Oh yeah? What, did you dust your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd.?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Entourage Johnny "Drama" Chase: We don't wanna tell you she's a bitch, then two weeks later you get back together and you're mad at us for saying that. Eric Murphy: It's over. Johnny "Drama" Chase, Turtle: She's a bitch!

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