Eli Stone Quotes

Eli Stone

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	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Flight Path Nathan Stone: Well, it's a little technical, medically speaking, but I'll try and put it in terms that you can understand: brain good, personality bad. Eli Stone: No joking, everything was all right? Nathan Stone: I was standing over the technician's shoulder the entire time. We looked at your MRI, we compared it to last month's scan, and nothing has changed. You're still a tool.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Flight Path Nathan Stone: Not every problem can be solved by suing somebody, Eli. Eli Stone: I got a law degree that says different.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Mortal Combat Maggie Dekker: Last year he predicted the Silver Terrace earthquake to some public notoriety. Eli Stone: Which actually supports the idea that I could be, you know... special. Maggie Dekker: Which is an unfair advantage in a jury trial. What juror wouldn't be swayed by the fact plaintiff's counsel counts God as one of his clients? Eli Stone: She's right. Maggie Dekker, Taylor Wethersby: [together] She is? Eli Stone: Insofar as the personal details of the trial attorneys may prejudice the jury. Maggie Dekker: Your honor... Eli Stone: [interrupting Maggie] So we should make sure that they don't find out that Ms. Dekker and I slept together last week. Maggie Dekker: That is totally inappropriate and prejudicial! Matt Dowd: [talking over Maggie] You dog! I knew it was just a matter of time. Eli Stone: Come to think of it, [indicating Taylor and Matt] she's also sleeping with opposing counsel Maggie Dekker: That's irrelevant! Eli Stone: And now she's carrying his unborn child. And did I mention that Ms. Wethersby and I used to be engaged? Judge Marcia Phelps: Uh, uh, uh. So basically what you're saying is, I'm the only person in this room who's not having sex with one of you. [Paul Rollins raises his hand] Eli Stone: And that Ms. Dekker's motion might be motivated more by personal issues than legal ones. Maggie Dekker: You wish! Judge Marcia Phelps: Enough! Save it for your inevitable reality show. If Mr. Stone does work for God, I'm not gonna chance damnation by disqualifying him. But, if I hear any of you utter one more word about prophets, prophecies, or especially who's sleeping with whom I will hold you in contempt, I swear... to Mr. Stone's boss.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Mortal Combat Taylor Wethersby: [to Eli] It's like the aneurysm woke up every part of you, except your heart.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Help Matt Dowd: How'd you...? Taylor Wethersby: I know people who know people who know Maggie who knows people who know Seal!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Happy Birthday Nate Aaron Stone: [narrating from his journal a letter addressed to his son Nate when Nate was still a kid] You boys are my whole world. I know what's in store for both of you, [adult Nate raises a glass and mouths the words "to Pop"] and... I just cry [Nate and his brother Eli clink glasses] because I'm so very proud. I love you, Nathan. I love you so much it aches. Happy birthday. Love, Dad.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Happy Birthday Nate Taylor Wethersby: I specifically asked you not to say anything to Matt! Jordan Wethersby: There was a chocolate bear!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Happy Birthday Nate Nathan Stone: I thought that Eli burned my Dad's journal. Dr. Chen: Yeah, he did. It's ash, Dude. Nathan Stone: So how did you know that I was supposed to be in court? What? Did you use some Eastern mystic power to reanimate it? Dr. Chen: Yeah... it's called KINK-O'S!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Unwritten Martin Posner: You can stay on as a counsel. In fact, Marci and I discussed it, we would very much like you to. Jordan Wethersby: That's a magnanimous consolation prize, Martin. I have some rather specific anatomical suggestions as to what you can do with it!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Unwritten Jordan Wethersby: Might I entice you to follow your old boss to a new firm? Eli Stone: No... but I'll follow my friend.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Grace Grace: We both know that only one of us is getting on that airplane. Eli Stone: We weren't brought together for nothing. Grace: No. Oh, it wasn't for nothing. I think it was proof that there was someone else out there like us, someone else for us. It was a reminder. Eli Stone: That can't be all it was. Grace: That's not all it was. [pauses] You gave it to me - my magical airport moment. Eli Stone: Don't those usually end with - with a... [Grace kisses Eli]... with a kiss? Grace: [whispers] Yeah. A kiss and a goodbye. Eli Stone: For now. Yeah? Tell me it's just for now. Grace: Nobody knows what's gonna happen in the future. Not even you, Eli. Eli Stone: Bye, Grace. Grace: Bye, Eli. [wipes away her tears, smiles, turns around and walks away]
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Soul Free George Michael: [singing]... And I'm feeling good.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Waiting For That Day Jordan Wethersby: Eli Stone reminds us of the best parts of ourselves. He applies his considerable talents to underdogs and individuals, instead of conglomerates and CEO's. I believe that every firm, everyone needs an Eli Stone.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Waiting For That Day Eli Stone: I need this to be ironclad. I need to draft it without sympathy or sentiment. Matt Dowd: I am fairly unsympathetic. Eli Stone: This is what I'm counting on. We're gonna put your utter lack of humanity to good use.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - I Want Your Sex George Michael: Would... would you mind not poking me, please? Eli Stone: Well I'm sorry, it's just, you know, you're very solid for a vision. George Michael: You're a very odd man. Eli Stone: Well, at least I'm not a hallucination. George Michael: Well, he can see me. Eli Stone: Bradley, do you see me talking to anyone? Real life? Actual person? Bradley Kitsis: Of course I do, sir... That's Bono! George Michael: Yeah... happens all the time. I had the glasses first, by the way.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - I Want Your Sex George Michael: Are you Eli Stone? I'm George Michael.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - I Want Your Sex George Michael: You just have to try and make a difference, don't you? Eli Stone: Yeah.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Something to Save Taylor Wethersby: Look, Patti, I weathered your hostilities when I was with Eli, but now that I work here I have got to know: what the hell is your problem? Patti: Can I be honest with you? Taylor Wethersby: This is you holding back? Patti: I don't like who Eli became after he started dating you. Taylor Wethersby: I didn't change Eli, Patti, I couldn't - Patti: After he started seeing you, the firm's smaller clients weren't worth his time. Taylor Wethersby: Eli has been at this firm for eight years, he has been dating me for two! Patti: How do you explain the last two months? The cases he's taken? What he's done right before, and since, he dumped you? Taylor Wethersby: Maybe because he's sick? Patti: Or... maybe now he's better.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Eli Stone: Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause I-I was just diagnosed with a brain aneurysm, and that would be really bad timing on your part.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Eli Stone: [hearing the song 'Faith'] It's coming from the living room! Taylor Wethersby: [yelling] I'm glad SOMETHING'S coming!

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