![]() | Season 6 / Episode 1: - Robot Rebel Ed Ed: [after the Eds accidentally destroy the school during a dance] No school tomorrow! |
![]() | Season 6 / Episode 1: - Nightmare on Ed Steet Ed: [after the Eds accidentally destroy the school during a dance] No school tomorrow! |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 14: - This Wont Hurt An Ed Eddy: Maybe if you're good, I'll clip your toenails for you! Ed: Oh, be still my heart... |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 13: - Truth or Ed Eddy: I'd rather wear Ed's underwear for a week. Ed: Not today Eddy, I'm flyin' solo. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 12: - Pick an Ed Rolf: Edboy! Why does your face sag lower than Nana's inner thighs? |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 10: - Too Smart For His Own Ed Sign In The School: No rough housing! We don't want a lawsuit. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 13: - Run for Your Ed Ed: Baby sister is sweet and cuddly, like dads bushy ear! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Sorry, Wrong Ed Ed: Who stepped on a duck? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 7: - Your Ed Here Ed: They say an elephant never forgets Double D, but I forget what the elephant remembered. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 6: - A Twist of Ed Lee: Mom was right. Throw a man a bone and he'll mess up the carpet! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 6: - A Twist of Ed Ed: He is Eddy, babe magnet to the, uh... babes. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 4: - For the Ed, By the Ed Ed: [after Eddy loses the election] Yay, way to lose Eddy! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 4: - For the Ed, By the Ed Eddy: Ha ha ha. I'm going to be king. Edd: Well, Eddy. It seems that is the fake box so your shananagans won't let you cheat. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - One of Those Eds Rolf: Eddy! How dare you cut Rolf in the front? Eddy: Ueh, what are you talking about - the front's that way! Edd: [Strictly] I've been watching you and... Eddy: Whatever! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 1: - Ed Overboard Eddy: Oh, I'd swear, but standards won't let me. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 1: - Ed Overboard Jimmy: Something smells rotten in Denmark. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 31: - One Size Fits Ed Jimmy: I'm a star. Eddy: Sumo wrestlers are revered. Edd: In Japan. Eddy: You'll have legions of fans to cater to your every whim. Edd: In Japan. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 23: - If It Smells Like an Ed- Part 1&2 Edd: Well, this is a fine kettle of fish... |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 23: - If It Smells Like an Ed- Part 1&2 Eddy: You guys gotta trust us! How are we supposed to rip you off if you don't trust us? |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds Kevin: [after Nazz asks him what he's ordering at the Ed's restaurant] I'm ordering the barf bag. Nazz: Where's THAT on the menu, Kevin? |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds Eddy: Ed I'd tell ya I love ya but I ain't that kinda guy! |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds Eddy: You dare hit the brother of Eddy's brother? |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds Eddy: R-E-S-P-E-E-K! Respect! |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed Rolf: Kevin! The Weight of the Bananas are Crushing Rolf's apples! |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed Rolf: Ranger Johnny! Why have you chosen this day to rupture Rolf's Pumpernickel? |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed Ed: Buy one get one free! Huh huh huh huh... |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed Rolf: A turnip for your thoughts, Kevin? |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed Ed: I think there's a bug in my ear, Double D! [smacks his own ear and a T.V. comes out] Edd: This would be so much more bearable if I had my provisions! [pauses while giving Eddy a dark look] [Ed hops and neighs like a horse then laughs] Eddy: [striking a pose after Edd has complained yet again] What's that? [pause] I think it's the sound of no one caring! [another pause while giving Double D a dark look] Move it out! |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 11: - X Marks the Ed Jonny 2x4: [the kids are looking for Jimmy] This way guys, Plank says he heard something. Kevin: Right, and I'm the King of Siam. Rolf: And Rolf is the head of cabbage. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 11: - X Marks the Ed Ed: [Ed has been dressed in a monster costume] Cool, I feel transformed guys! Eddy Skipper: [Edd, and Eddy both start giggling] Look, Ed has a chin! |






