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1x04 Fleas and Casserole
First Aired: Oct. 14, 2009 on ABC
Summary: Darryl persuades Roxie to uncover the mystery that shrouds her new neighbor while his divorce lawyer helps Kat with her marital issues. The man Joanna was once engaged to shows up in Eastwick. |
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Episode Quotes
Kat Gardener: Well, I'm hiring that lawyer.
Roxie Torcoletti: No way.
Joanna Frankel: Get out.
Kat Gardener: Yep. Daryl's friend from New York, she is flying in tomorrow.
Roxie Torcoletti: Wow. Fancy-schmansy.
Kat Gardener: Oh, no, no. I'm not going for fancy. I am going for fierce as in take no prisoners. I am done trying to be nice.
Joanna Frankel: Yeah, screw nice! You want to take him for all he's got. Just grab him by the balls!
Roxie Torcoletti: Joanna, anything you'd like to share with the group?
Joanna Frankel: Uh, not really. Just that my, um, ex-fiancee showed up today in town with his new fiancee. Did I tell you guys that I was left at the altar? 'Cause I was. Yeah, it was awesome.
Roxie Torcoletti: No way.
Joanna Frankel: Get out.
Kat Gardener: Yep. Daryl's friend from New York, she is flying in tomorrow.
Roxie Torcoletti: Wow. Fancy-schmansy.
Kat Gardener: Oh, no, no. I'm not going for fancy. I am going for fierce as in take no prisoners. I am done trying to be nice.
Joanna Frankel: Yeah, screw nice! You want to take him for all he's got. Just grab him by the balls!
Roxie Torcoletti: Joanna, anything you'd like to share with the group?
Joanna Frankel: Uh, not really. Just that my, um, ex-fiancee showed up today in town with his new fiancee. Did I tell you guys that I was left at the altar? 'Cause I was. Yeah, it was awesome.







