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	Season 9 / Episode 22: - Catch 22 Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan: No coffee for me, thank you. Sable Colby: Not even laced with something?
	Season 9 / Episode 17: - Sins of the Father Sabella 'Sable' Scott Colby: Hello Alexis. Glad to see you've uh, sobered up. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan: And now my hangover's arrived. Go away, catch a mouse or something.
	Season 9 / Episode 9: - Ginger Snaps Sable Colby: [about Alexis] She's already made contact with the royal family down there. You know how easily impressed they are with cheap trinkets like herself.
	Season 6 / Episode 23: - The Subpoenas Alexis: I've come to ask you for your autograph. Congratulations. Sister Dearest is a wonderful piece of fiction. Cassandra 'Caress' Morrell: [though drunk, bolts right up at the news, about to wet her pants] You mean you've read it? Alexis: Well, of course I've read it. It doesn't take very long. It's like a comic book without the pictures.
	Season 4 / Episode 26: - New Lady in Town Alexis: Why are you here in Denver Ms. Devereaux? Dominique Deveraux: Merely to see in person what I have heard so much about. Alexis: Such as? Dominique Deveraux: That Alexis Colby is one of the world's most ravishing beauties. I'd buy that. That she lives in a showplace penthouse. It is exquisite. Alexis: Thank you - Anything else? Dominique Deveraux: That you get seasick on yachts. Alexis: Only small yachts Dominique Deveraux: You were kicked out of a boarding school in Gstaad and spent several months as an artist's model in Hamburg of all places. Alexis: Wrong it was Brussels of all places and all of this is pure trivia. Dominique Deveraux: Alright on a deeper level, you are extremely vulnerable when it comes to your children and extremely ruthless when it comes to your enemies. and there are quite of few of those hanging about. [she takes a sip of champagne] Mmm it's burned! Alexis: Is it? Dominique Deveraux: The champagne was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point. Alexis: If the champagne is too burned for your taste then don't drink it. The cavier I trust is not too burned. Dominique Deveraux: I wouldn't know. You see that is Ostatrova and I prefer Petrussian Beluga. Alexis: [angry] Who the hell are you? Dominique Deveraux: Who am I? You will find out very soon. [she rises and begins to leave] You said this wasn;t going to be a social evening, but whatever it was I enhjoyed myself immensely. [Dominique turns and leaves. When she reaches the elevator, she turns back and says] Ciao... For now!
	Season 4 / Episode 26: - New Lady in Town Dominique Deveraux: The champagne is burned. It was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point. Alexis: Perhaps you will find the caviar more to your liking. Dominique Deveraux: I wouldn't know. That is Ostetrova and I prefer Petrossian Beluga. Alexis: Who the hell are you? Dominique Deveraux: Who am I? You will find out soon enough. [gathering her things] You said that this evening was not going to be social, but whatever it was, I enjoyed myself immensely. Alexis: Good bye Ms. Devereaux! Dominique Deveraux: [turning as she nears the elevator] Ciao... for now!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Baby Krystle Grant Jennings Carrington: [after a particularly nasty catfight with Alexis] If you want a rematch, just whistle... if you can!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Baby Claudia Blaisdel Carrington: You've made a prostitute out of me. Cecil Colby: I taught you how to use sex for gain. And it apparently upsets you. Claudia Blaisdel Carrington: It disgusts me. Cecil Colby: How naive you are for a bright young woman, Claudia. Don't you know that if you want something in this world, you have to pay for it?
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Party Alexis: Fallon are you trying to kill us both? Look darling, whatever this is all about, and I presume it's about Dr. Toscani, no man is worth it! Fallon: You oughta know because you know all about men don't you mother? Alexis: Fallon you're obviously drunk! -... Fallon: If you don't answer me that question, well answer me this- is Blake my father or isn't he? Alexis: Fallon what's wrong with you tonight? Fallon: Just answer me- yes or no, because if you don't I'll kill us both, I swear to God I will! Alexis: Fallon I can't answer that! I honestly can't answer it! Blake could be your father... or... Fallon: Or... Mother! Alexis: ...Cecil Colby! Alexis: Fallon!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Hearing Alexis Carrington: What do you think would happen if I told Mr. Carrington what you just said? Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: And what do you think would happen if I told your daughter what Steven told me: that who her real daddy is, is anyone's guess?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Hearing Fallon Carrington Colby: I hate what it's doing to me. Krystle Carrington: Hate the incredible miracle of giving life? Fallon Carrington Colby: Miracle! Any cat can do it with less fuss.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Sammy Jo and Steven Marry Jeff Colby: [to Fallon] Oh, you thrive on mud. You wallow in it like a sow. You're to the mud born.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Viva Las Vegas Fallon Carrington Colby: [to Logan Rhinewood's henchman, Ray Bonning] Tell me something, Mr. Bonning. Your clothes are terribly Neiman Marcus. But who makes your shoulder holsters? Gucci?
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Alexis' Secret Alexis Carrington: Fallon, I'm sorry about us. Fallon Carrington Colby: I'm not. I've seen the advantages of not having you for a mother.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Verdict Judge Horatio Quinlan: All rise.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Verdict Alexis Carrington: I'm moving in.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Enter Alexis Fallon Carrington Colby: You're even more beautiful and more ugly than that grand English lady I vaguely remember, and whom I've tried very hard to forget existed these past sixteen years. Alexis Carrington: I'm glad to see that your father had your teeth fixed; if not your tongue.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Enter Alexis Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear that all the testimony you may give before this court shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Alexis Carrington: Yes, I do.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Enter Alexis Blake Carrington: I swear to you that after tomorrow if I'm freed, I'll be different. "If I'm freed." My God.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Oil (1) Fallon Carrington: [about Blake] He used to be a fair judge of women. I think he suffered irreversible brain damage from breathing too much dime-store perfume.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Oil (1) Fallon Carrington: [about Blake] He'd sell me into the harem of a sheik for three barrels of crude and a box of cigars.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Oil (1) Fallon Carrington: Krystle, you remember Andrew Laird - Daddy's consiglieri. Andrew Laird: Fallon, that's not very funny. Fallon Carrington: Sorry. I thought it was Italian for attorney.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Oil (1) Blake Carrington: Of course. I forgot. The American Psychiatric Association has decided that it's no longer a disease. That's too bad; I could have endowed a foundation. The Steven Carrington Institute for the Treatment and Study of Faggotry. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go get married.
	Unknown Episode: Krystle: Blake, you have a great talent for knowing where oil is and how to get it out.
	Unknown Episode: Kirby: You bitch! Alexis: If I am, take a lesson from me, you may need it in life.
	Unknown Episode: Krystle: Alexis is a very complex woman, who seems to inspire passion in people, you either love her or you hate her and she seems to enjoy it either way.
	Unknown Episode: Dex: So therefore I figured we could break breadsticks together and talk about what really goes on behind closed doors. Alexis: That's what closed doors are for to keep out the curious.
	Unknown Episode: Alexis: I don't care whether your relationship with Dex is personal or professional, Dex is mine, in the boardroom and in the bedroom. Lady Ashley Mitchell: Bought and paid for Alexis. Alexis: I've never had to pay for it Ashley, have you?
	Unknown Episode: Alexis: [while trapped in a burning cabin with Krystle] This is all your fault every time you come into my life something terrible happens to me!
	Unknown Episode: Blake: God damn it Alexis. I'm tired of your lies!

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