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	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Prison Without Walls Shiela: Now I'm really confused. Eric: What's confusing? We just find the heart of the prison and the dragon who speaks without walls, and we're home free. Simple.
	Unknown Episode: Eric: It's all Venger's fault! We oughtta do something about that guy. Hank: Eric's right! Eric: I am? Hank: Yeah, and we ARE going to do something about him! Eric: We are? Hank: That's right. The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger once and for all. Shiela: But how? Nobody can stop Venger. Not even Dungeon Master! Hank: Wrong. There's one thing that can. A dragon: Tiamat. Eric: [shocked] You're crazy...
	Unknown Episode: Bobby: [sing-song] Somebody's gettin' in trou-ble!
	Unknown Episode: Presto: Sorry Eric... my hat doesn't work that well when it's wet. Eric: Or any other time!
	Unknown Episode: Sogor: How old are you Bobby? Bobby: Almost ten Sogor: And you're allowed to go out on your own? I wasn't allowed to go out on my own till I was 55! Bobby: Fifty-five? How old are you now? Sogor: Seventy-four.
	Unknown Episode: Presto: My hocus-pocus is out of focus.
	Unknown Episode: Eric: Now what? Presto: Now we find Tiamat. Eric: How do we know which one is her? Presto: Easy, dummy. She'll be the one who attacks us.
	Unknown Episode: Eric: We're outnumbered ten to one! Diana the Acrobat: Alright then. You take two, I'll take eighteen.
	Unknown Episode: Shiela: We're trapped in another world. Eric: What else is new.
	Unknown Episode: Hank: The orcs took Bobby and me to their camp. I managed to escape, but Bobby couldn't. Shiela: That's a lie! Diana the Acrobat: Sheila! What's the matter? Shiela: I went to the orc camp. I saw Hank talking to the orcs. They were planning our capture. He's working for them now!
	Unknown Episode: Shiela: Make him tell what he did to Bobby! Where's my brother? Diana the Acrobat: Take it easy, Sheila. Shiela: But what if treason isn't the only thing he's guilty of? What if he's guilty of...
	Unknown Episode: Venger: Beware what you say when you speak of magic, wizard, or you shall see who has the greater power.
	Unknown Episode: Dungeon Master: Evil energy is like evil force. Change its direction, and it changes to good!
	Unknown Episode: Venger: I will use the magic of your hat to add to my power!
	Unknown Episode: Eric: Y-you guys grow up to be wookies?
	Unknown Episode: Diana the Acrobat: Obi-Wan Kenobi he's not!
	Unknown Episode: Eric: [speaking to Presto] Did you hear what he said? No telling what we may run into. Dungeon Master: [appearing from nowhere] No telling? Eric: [shouts in startlement] Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that? Dungeon Master: No. Not always. Eric: Huh?
	Unknown Episode: Shiela: What do you think scared them off? Eric: Simple Sheila, they took one look at my great strength; one look at my grim weapon. Diana the Acrobat: And one look at your grody face.
	Unknown Episode: Hank: [addressing some Bullywugs] Hello. We come in peace. Eric: A lot of good that's gonna do. Hank: It always works in the movies.
	Unknown Episode: Dungeon Master: Just follow that path. But beware. You must never touch - the beauty - that breathes the beast. Eric: Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that, Cinderella with bad breath?
	Unknown Episode: Golem: Golem destroy intruders. Bobby: Oh yeah? Not before I do a Steve Garvey number on your nose!
	Unknown Episode: Diana the Acrobat: There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse. Dungeon Master: The only cure - is the foot of a Yellowdragon. Eric: Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?
	Unknown Episode: Shiela: I think we're lost. Presto: I think we're exhausted. Eric: I think we're stupid.
	Unknown Episode: Eric: [sarcastically] This is great. Now we're looking for a bunch of crybabies and a yacht club.
	Unknown Episode: Hank: I wonder why there are no guards around here. Eric: Because nobody is stupid enough to ever try to come here, that's why.
	Unknown Episode: Dungeon Master: However, through defeat you shall find victory. Diana the Acrobat: What's that supposed to mean? Eric: It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.
	Unknown Episode: Bobby: The giant's gaining on us. Shiela: He'll be dancing on us if we don't hurry.
	Unknown Episode: Presto: I'll fiddle with my twiddle and diddle with the middle and make a magic riddle that'll turn the giant little. Eric: Oh great. Now he's doing nursery rhymes.
	Unknown Episode: Presto: Sheesh Eric, enough with the spit and polish, huh? Eric: You can never have too much polish, Presto. [mumbling to himself] Cause I ran outta spit an hour ago.

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