Duck Dodgers Quotes

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Fun Facts:

	Season 3 / Episode 12: - In Space No One Can Hear You Rock/Ridealong Calamity Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: If you aren't sure what city you're in, just yell "Thank you, Detroit!" There's a 47% chance you'll be right.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - In Space No One Can Hear You Rock/Ridealong Calamity Dave Mustaine: I wasn't genetically engineered in a lab or raised by wolverines.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Best of Captains, the Worst of Captains / That's Lifomatica Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: You? You're more delusional than you think I am!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Diva Delivery / Castle High Porky Pig: That's an oxymoron sir. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: What did you call me? Porky Pig: An oxymoron is a figure of speech in which contradictory terms are combined... like 'free trade' or 'compassionate conservatism'. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: That attitude of yours is killing us in the fly-over states.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Invictus Interruptus / Pet Peeved Dr. I.Q. Hi: We believe the Invictus won't stop until Earth is destroyed. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: And that's bad, right?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Invictus Interruptus / Pet Peeved Marvin the Martian: Alas, yet another delusional fan trying to emulate the famous trench scene. How many lives must that accursed film cost?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Invictus Interruptus / Pet Peeved Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Look, there's just gotta be a carefree zero maintenance pet. An energy mutator? Wow! Hey, they don't eat, sleep, shit, cry or poop! Porky Pig: I have to admit it is pretty cute.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Pig Planet Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Why, I'm your new Grand Brassiere! You know, Major Domo, Con-sig-lee-airy.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Pig Planet Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Why, she's one Bar-B-Cutie.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Pig Planet Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Hey, hamhock! We got a surprise for you!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Pig Planet Princess Incense: I will never marry you, you deviled ham!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Pig Planet Princess Incense: Oh no! That monster will turn my prince into an extra-crispy pork rind!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Pig Planet Porky Pig: Halt in the name of Imperial Traffic Court 839! Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: You might want to try something with a little more bite to it.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Enemy Yours / Duck Departure Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Nobody? Listen here Brunswick, only family members are allowed to call me 'nobody'.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Enemy Yours / Duck Departure Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [upon discovering Marvin's archenemy] Oh so this is the guy... Have you taken a close look at him lately? He's a jello head with a turkey neck, cauliflower ears, prune lips, and hot dog breath. Frankly, he sounds more like the HomeTown Buffet than an evil archenemy.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Hooray for Hollywood Planet Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Wow! That's a Pluto Nash-sized bomb!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Green Loontern Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [on becoming a Green Lantern] This is opening new doors to feelings I never knew I had! Finally! A chance to champion the merits of goodness and honor! A way to prove my... WHOA! Check out the serious babeage!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Green Loontern Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [trying to recite the oath of the Green Lantern Corps] Yeah, um, uh... In Blackest Day or Brightest Night... uh, watermelon, cantalope, yada yada... a superstitious and cowardly lot... with liberty and justice for all!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Green Loontern Hal Jordan: [WEARING Dodger's Costume] We must go to the same cleaners. Can, uh, can I have my ring back? Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [chuckling] Looking good, hero boy! Heads up! Hal Jordan: Thank you, little black duck. Hal Jordan: Oh, yeah! That's way better!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Green Loontern Kilowog: I'm the one who put out a distress to every Green Lantern in the universe. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: You know, I really like to help. But I tee off with Spider-Man at 6 a.m. You don't want to keep a big star waiting.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Green Loontern Ganthet: This creature is not evil. Stupid, perhaps very stupid. But not evil. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Gee. Thanks Papa Smurf.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Shiver Me Dodgers Long John Silver the 23rd: I be Long John Silver the 23rd. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Long John Silver? What is that, some kind of copyright infringement? Long John Silver the 23rd: Yar, it be in the public domain; I had me lawyers check it.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Shiver Me Dodgers Long John Silver the 23rd: I'm Captain Long John Silver the 23rd. I'm a pirate, and I takes what I pleases. Woman #2: Wow, this is better that the show at Treasure Island.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Shiver Me Dodgers The Martian Commander: You couldn't lift it anyway. It's made from the dense material found inside a collapsed star. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: You mean like what's inside Liza Minnelli?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Trial of Duck Dodgers / Big Bug Mamas Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [to a hysterical Cadet] Find your center, Honey-baked.
	Unknown Episode: Porky Pig: Uh, c-can I put my clothes back on? My n-n-nipples are getting cold.
	Unknown Episode: Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Sorta like the pawns in checkers.
	Unknown Episode: Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [Duck Dodgers' version of the Green Lantern Oath] In blackest day or brightest night... Watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda... Erm... superstitious and cowardly lot... With liberty and justice for all!

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