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 | Season 4 / Episode 12: - Picks and Pakes Stacy Barrett: Jane, a troll is trying to steal my pakery! Jane Bingum: Did you fall asleep during 'Game of Thrones' again? Stacy Barrett: I never filed my patent. Jane Bingum: Oh, God, a patent troll! Jane Bingum: [disgustedly] Those guys... dirtier than... dirt. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Change of Heart Grayson Kent: Because it's a first offense, the DA's office has offered an ACD. Stacy Barrett: [rejoices, although she has no idea what ACD stands for] Oh, that's amazing! Stacy Barrett: A what? Grayson Kent: [patiently] It means if you stay out of trouble, the whole thing goes away. Stacy Barrett: Really? Like a liposuction to your criminal record. |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - Change of Heart Judge Owen French: You'll love it there. It's the Middle Earth. Friendly people, great wine. Maybe we'll see a Hobbit, who knows? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Closure Teri Lee: For two box seats to the "Grease" sing-along at the Bowl, I'll get you every dirty detail. J. Parker: [quotes from the movie] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Hit and Run J. Parker: Look, it's been three days. It's time to get back to work. Jane Bingum: Fine, but at the moment, I don't have any clients. J. Parker: Oh, potentially, you have a whale. Stacy Barrett: That is highly insensitive. Maybe the client has a thyroid problem. Jane Bingum: Oh, no. Sweetie, a "whale" is what we call a wealthy client. |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - Hit and Run Fred: Can I help you? Penny Brecker: I'm looking for Kim Kaswell. Fred: I regret to inform you that Ms. Kaswell is no longer with us. Penny Brecker: Oh, I'm so sorry. Fred: Yeah, it's sad, but... she's in better place. Penny Brecker: Oh, my god! Teri Lee: [impatiently] Lady, she's fine. She just quit the firm. Teri Lee: [to Fred] What's wrong with you? |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - Hit and Run Teri Lee: So, I'm confused, Freddy. With Kim gone, why are you still on her desk? Fred: Free coffee, free office supplies, and I am building a plantation on "Farmville." Why would I leave? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 12: - Bad Girls Kim Kaswell: It's over. We won. Move on. Fred: I can't. It's a hundred thousand dollars, and it's bugging me. And you know how obsessive I can get. Kim Kaswell: That's why my paper-clips are sorted by color. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 11: - Good Grief Jane Bingum: You can't woo Stacy. Fred: Why? Jane Bingum: You're going to get hurt. Fred: What are you talking about? Jane Bingum: Stacy has dating ADD. One time, she met a guy at spin class. They went for coffee, and she broke up with him before she got her latte. Why? because he was wearing black ankle socks. |
| Season 2 / Episode 11: - Good Grief Stacy Barrett: You know I'm always on your side, but dressing like a clown at work is a little weird, don't you think? Jane Bingum: You dressed like a banana at work once. Stacy Barrett: I was auditioning for fruit roll-ups. |
| Season 2 / Episode 11: - Good Grief Kim Kaswell: Its like watching a nervous breakdown, sponsored by volumizing shampoo. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Back From The Dead Tony Nicastro: What the hell, Jane? Jane Bingum: It's nice to see you, too. Would you like something to drink? Tony Nicastro: [angrily] Jane... Jane Bingum: OK, I'm sorry. But I don't feel bad about it. I mean, maybe I went a little overboard, but I was not the one on a date when all we were doing was slowing things down. Tony Nicastro: You keep saying that... Jane Bingum: Were those or were those not your words? Tony Nicastro: You got to let me finish! Jane Bingum: By all means. Finish. Tony Nicastro: It wasn't a date. It was a job interview. Her name is Elisa Powell. It was a second interview for a job with the US attorney office. One I'm pretty unlikely to get at this point. Jane Bingum: [quietly] Oh... well, now I feel bad about it. Tony Nicastro: [nods] Wish I could help you out with that. Jane Bingum: I am sorry. Genuinely. Jane Bingum: You know, but I am not entirely wrong here. Tony Nicastro: Oh, for god's sake, you can't just apologize, can you? Jane Bingum: Well, had you bothered to return one of my phone calls, I might have known what was going on. Tony Nicastro: That doesn't excuse... Jane Bingum: I don't exist well in limbo, Tony. So I just wanted to know where we stand. Tony Nicastro: Fine. You want to know where we stand? Jane Bingum: [sniffles] Yeah! Tony Nicastro: It's over. |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Back From The Dead Jane Bingum: W-wait. It's... it's over? Tony Nicastro: [sighs] Goodbye, Jane. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 13: - Greyson Anatomy Jane Bingum: According to Freud, dreams are our desires stored in the unconscious. Stacy Barrett: Freud... was that the guy who was sleeping on our couch? Jane Bingum: That was Fred. |
| Season 1 / Episode 13: - Greyson Anatomy Teri Lee: You're late! Jane Bingum: I've been late everyday for like three months. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Dress Stacy Barrett: She also told me that "res ipsa loquitur" [Latin for "the thing speaks for itself"] is a legal term, but isn't that sound like a large dinosaur? |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Dress J. Parker: Since a lawyer who represents herself has a fool for a client, you'll need representation. Kim! |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Dress Stacy Barrett: Quid pro quo! [Latin for "what for what"] Kim Kaswell: Do you even know what that means? Stacy Barrett: Not exactly. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Dress Teri Lee: Kim's representing Jane in a lawsuit? Stacy Barrett: Oh, I can't talk about it. I'm hoping to be a character witness. Teri Lee: [sarcastically, knowing that Stacy has no knowledge of legal terms] That's perfect, because you are a character. Stacy Barrett: [does not understand that Teri was talking sarcastically] Thank you! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Deb Dobkins: [looking at the mirror] Do my knees look fat? |
 | Unknown Episode: Fred: I've heard about physical attraction before, chemically I understand it but I've never experienced it. Jane Bingum: What, you've never had a crush? Fred: Up there all I meet are dead people. Jane Bingum: Well, forget it, okay? Stacey's out of your league. You'll be setting yourself up for a world of hurt. Fred: No no no, you don't understand! I look at this Stacey, and I, and I can't help it. I wanna, I wanna do her grocery shopping, wanna, wanna re-roof her house. I wanna... hunt animals and bring her the MEAT. |
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