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 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lost in Parking Space, Part Two Princess Clara: I haven't seen a bovine with such kind eyes since Mother Teresa died! |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lost in Parking Space, Part Two Foxxy Love: Are you done? Princess Clara: I'm not sure. How do you know when you're done killing something? Foxxy Love: When your man pick you up from the clinic and take you drinking at the club. |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lost in Parking Space, Part Two Princess Clara: And so, like a roadie for Cher, I traveled the Earth at Satan's side. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 7: - Lost In Parking Space, Part One Princess Clara: Get up, black person! Time to repent! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 6: - Dirty Pranking Number 2 Princess Clara: I see it! I can see myself! Emptying my bowels onto the pizza! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Other Cousin Princess Clara: [in the confessional] As soon as I saw the horse and carriage, I knew it had to be someone from my kingdom. But as soon as I saw the short bus, my heart sank. Why? Why did SHE have to come? [Cousin Bleh comes from the bus and does the retarded blink.] Princess Clara: [outside] Oh fuck me. |
 | Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: Why should I apologize? It's not like I made her black. |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: I don't see why I should apologize. I mean, where I come from all my servants are black... or Presbyterian. Spanky Ham: Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases. Blue Ball: [springs to life] Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig? Princess Clara: No, he's right, Blue Ball. Maybe I should just apologize. Blue Ball: Usually, Clara looks to us for advice, but this time it came from Spanky. It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President. |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: Oh f*ck me. |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: [Spanky, Clara, and Foxxy are waiting for a pizza in order to play a prank on the delivery man] I had never been more nervous. The pizza would be here in thirty minutes or less, and with Foxxy's hands tied up in her hair, she was as useless as a Mexican! |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: [about her octopussoir] Oh, please, please don't tell anybody. I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear! Foxxy Love: I pinky swear. Toot Braunstein: [They look at Toot] FINE! I pinky swear. [Clara's octopussoir also pinky swears] Captain Hero: [knocks on door] Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it. Princess Clara: How is that even possible? Toot Braunstein: Oopsey-Tootsey! I couldn't help myself. |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation. Foxxy Love: I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun... Princess Clara: It's really quite thrilling... Foxxy Love: It's right. Now you know... Princess Clara: I can taste a filling... Foxxy Love: And it's solid gold... Princess Clara: I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go. Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho! Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: This black chick's tongue Princess Clara: What a wonderful feeling Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings? Princess Clara: I've never had so much fun Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: As with this black chick's tongue. Captain Hero: How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way! |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: You're probably wondering about my octopussior... It's french. [in the confessional] I've never shared my story with anyone before. It's all so... so personal. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance. Foxxy Love: Really? When you was but a child, your stepfather cast a curse on yo' vagina? Princess Clara: What? Weren't you paying attention? [demonstrates a move] My evil step *mother*! *Mother* placed the curse on me! Toot Braunstein: Uh-duuuuuh! |
| Unknown Episode: Toot Braunstein: So, Clara, how was your day? Princess Clara: It was magical! Toot Braunstein: I guess it would have been if you were violated by a magician. |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: Look, everyone! It's that asshole Jeff Probst! |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week? Toot Braunstein: Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun! |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: I needed to help Wooldoor before he flushes his life down the sink! |
| Unknown Episode: Princess Clara: [in the confessional] The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas. Xandir: Let's open a hair salon! Foxxy Love: OOOH, we could shine shoes! Ling-Ling: I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies! Toot Braunstein: LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD! |
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