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Dende: [as Uub fights] Whoa! He's giving Goku a run for his money!
Piccolo: Heh. Indeed he is, Dende. And Goku must be loving it. He's waited ten years for this.
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Goku: Hey, Vegeta! Sorry to disappoint you. I was really looking forward to one more bout with the prince of all Saiyans.
Vegeta: Heh. Don't worry about it. We couldn't play. Not here. When we fight, we'll need a whole planet for an arena.
Goku: [laughs] You're too much. Bye, my friend!
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Pan: I'm gonna train too, Grandpa! I want to be big and strong like you, and save the world too!
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Videl: You mean your dad's gone? Just like that?
Gohan: Yeah, he has his way of coming and going.
Chi-Chi: Uhhh... how could he...?
Bulma: I'm sorry, but Goku's going to have to grow up someday and realize that there's more to life than fighting.
Piccolo: He seemed happy to me, more so than in a long time.
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Narrator: Young Uub has been taken in by the greatest martial arts master in the universe, Goku, the orphan who fell from the stars to become the savior of mankind... As the two set off on a new adventure, one thing is for certain: as long as Goku lives, peace and prosperity, shall reign...
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Bulma: It's just not the same without him, is it?
Chi-Chi: Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku!
Bulma: Huh?
Chi-Chi: Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out.
Bulma: Hmm...
Yamcha: Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh?
Chi-Chi: We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.
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Chi-Chi: You mean he deserted his family to go look at some eggs? What kind of lame excuse is that?
Goten: Yeah, but they're going to hatch soon. He wanted to make sure that they're okay.
Gohan: I looked all over, Mom. He's not anywhere around here. Hey, do you want me to go check on the other side of the mountain?
Chi-Chi: No way! Come on, we're leaving without him. Can't he stop saving things just for one day so that we can be together as a family? Is that too much to ask? Why can't someone else be the egg man today? This is absurd!
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Goku: Where's your mother?
Chi-Chi: I'll tell you where I am! On Lonely Street! When you were dead, you had an excuse, but now it's just shameless neglect!
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Krillin: Where's Goku?
Chi-Chi: He's having a baby!
Android 18: WHAT?
Gohan: It's a long story...
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Goku: [remembers] I have a family of my own, two boys and a wife... an extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now!
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Gohan: So dad, what was the most weirdest part of the day?
Goku: Well, I'll tell ya! I've eaten plenty of fish, but that's the first time one ate ME!
08x34 - I Kill No More Season 8 / Episode 34: - I Kill No More

Launch: That guy sounded cool!
08x32 - Gotenks is Born Season 8 / Episode 32: - Gotenks is Born

Krillin: Am I going crazy, or are we really back on Kami's lookout?
Oolong: What do you mean? You've always been crazy.
07x15 - Camera Shy Season 7 / Episode 15: - Camera Shy

Goku: Come on, Vegeta, we don't have much time left! Please, you've got to help me, just this once!
Vegeta: You want my help? You got some nerve asking me to help you! You still don't think I know what you did to me?


Vegeta: I have traveled to the Other World! I know all about your technique - your Super Saiyan 3! You hid it from me during our battle! You allowed me to believe that I can beat you!
Goku: Yeah, that's part true. I do have the ability to become a Super Saiyan 3. But, hey, I can only do it for a short time.
Vegeta: Ugh! That's enough of your lies! Brainless! Do you not realize my humiliation? Just stay from me!

07x15 - Camera Shy Season 7 / Episode 15: - Camera Shy

Goku: Look, if we don't do something soon, we'll be history, along with whole planet.
Vegeta: Why do I care?
Goku: Wake up! Majin Buu's eaten everyone we care about! Everyone is gone - even Bulma!


Goku: They've become part of Buu! They can't even die! I just thought the least we could do is put our old differences aside, just this once, and really work together. We owe that to our teammates, our families, Vegeta. Our friends! Look, you've always talked about our Saiyan race, how we're the last of the mighty people. Well, it's time we accept we're starting a new race; one that can be just as strong, just as proud. But not if we're caught up in so much of our old birthrights to see what we have right in front of us! We've lost our old race, Vegeta! Let's not lose this one, too!


Vegeta: [stands up after a long pause] Kakarrot, how do you know this fusion will be enough to stop him?
Goku: I don't know for sure, but I know it's the best chance we have of saving the Earth!
06x13 - Cell's Bag of Tricks Season 6 / Episode 13: - Cell's Bag of Tricks

Android 18: [groans] Fusion...
Master Roshi: I tell ya, it's enough to drive someone crazy, isn't it?
Android 18: I even dreamed about it last night: Puar was trying to fuse with the Ox-King!
06x13 - Cell's Bag of Tricks Season 6 / Episode 13: - Cell's Bag of Tricks

Goku: [picks up a gargantuan boulder] Lets start out with this small one.
Gohan: Right, dad! Ready when you are!
Supreme Kai: That's a small one?
06x13 - Cell's Bag of Tricks Season 6 / Episode 13: - Cell's Bag of Tricks

Gohan: Huh... oh no! Now it's... the Z Dagger...?
06x13 - Cell's Bag of Tricks Season 6 / Episode 13: - Cell's Bag of Tricks

Elder Kai: Funny though... I always thought it would be a Kai that broke the Z sword and rescued me, but you're more of a shoe-shine boy than a hero, huh? The Kai's been rescued by mere mortals. Things have sure gone downhill.
Supreme Kai: Well, sir, I've always tried my best...
06x13 - Cell's Bag of Tricks Season 6 / Episode 13: - Cell's Bag of Tricks

Goku: My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!
Gohan: Oh boy! Uh, dad...
Supreme Kai: Goku, please! How inappropriate!
Elder Kai: Hmph! I have no need for such things... With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach!
Supreme Kai: You call yourself a Kai?
Goku: Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman?
Elder Kai: Is she a good kisser?
Goku: Yeah, of course. [the Old Kai cackles]
Goku: [to himself] What luck! This guy's just like Master Roshi!
Gohan: Dad, are you nuts? How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?
Goku: Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but YOU can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice, though. Can you get Videl to do it?
Gohan: [outraged] DAD! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!
Goku: Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?
06x03 - Meet Me in the Ring Season 6 / Episode 3: - Meet Me in the Ring

Yamcha: Okay, now do you remember the spell to release him? You know all the words?
Bulma: Of course. I'm not gonna pull a Frieza and screw it up, Yamcha!
Master Roshi: Bulma... I think Frieza failed because he wore too many clothes.
06x02 - The Doomsday Broadcast Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Doomsday Broadcast

Videl: Doin' great! Come on, old gal!
Bulma: Old gal! She'd better watch it!
06x02 - The Doomsday Broadcast Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Doomsday Broadcast

Yamcha: Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there!
Bulma: What kind of lame excuse is that? Just take them off and go in your underwear!
Yamcha: Heh heh heh. See uh... that poses a problem. Uh... I'm not wearing any. Heh...
Bulma: Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... What about you?
Master Roshi: Aheh aheh... I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh.
Bulma: The men are scared.
Android 18: Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now... so no.
Bulma: Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!
06x02 - The Doomsday Broadcast Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Doomsday Broadcast

Videl: It's kind of hard to believe that you can actually wish people back from the dead with these things.
Yamcha: Well, look at me. I was as dead as you can get and I was wished back to life!
Bulma: Don't worry, Videl. Most people come back normal.
Yamcha: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
06x02 - The Doomsday Broadcast Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Doomsday Broadcast

Bulma: What the heck was that, Yamcha?
Yamcha: Hey, that was a difficult landing!
Bulma: Especially if you don't know how to land!
06x02 - The Doomsday Broadcast Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Doomsday Broadcast

Bulma: If I get my hand on that Dragonball, the first thing I'm going to do is throw it at Yamcha's head!
06x02 - The Doomsday Broadcast Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Doomsday Broadcast

Android 18: [to Roshi] Hey, the plane's settled. You can get up now. [the crash threw Master Roshi between Android 18's legs]
Master Roshi: [blabbering] Hey, thank you so much, my head almost hit the wall, I think you may have saved my life, I was thrown viciously, just like this... [pushes his head into 18's chest]
Master Roshi: [nuzzling] If anyone stopped me with these things it was you, I don't know how I can repay you, I could have cracked my head open, but this is so soft and nice, thank you so much... [18 grabs his head in a vise grip]
Master Roshi: Let go! Please, I was only trying to tell you something!
Android 18: How to be a lecherous old man?
Master Roshi: [grabs her breast] No, I was just trying to show you how these floatation devices saved my life... [18 spins him away]
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Vegeta: You are a fool! I'm going to crush you, and throw you into the wind!
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Puar: Only a heartless soul would run and leave his friends behind. We're in this together.
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Oolong: I got it. We borrow Bulma's ship, orbit the Earth, and then sit back and watch the fireworks.
Puar: Oolong!
Oolong: Yeah, I bet ol' Cell would never think to look for us up in outer space.
Puar: Only a heartless soul would run and leave his friends behind. We're in this together.