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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23
 | Season 2 / Episode 4: - It's a Miracle... June Colburn: I'm Sacajawea, I'm on a coin, I'm money bitch! |
| Season 2 / Episode 4: - It's a Miracle... Chloe: Just a quick five course meal and we'll be out of here in nine hours. June Colburn: Nine hours? But, that's gonna bleed into Black Friday! Chloe: June, you can have sex with black men any day of the week. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Shitagi Nashi... Chloe: [Takes off panties] Hhhhhuggghhh, I can see! [Shoots panties out window] That is so much better. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot June Colburn: Okay, look, yes, Chloe is screwed up, but, you know, she didn't start off that way. She was a child once, a normal human being before she got seduced by the dark side or whatever. She got this ottoman at a time in her life when she could still care about something. Don't take away the one connection that she has left to her humanity. If you do, then... [sighs]... the crazy bitch might burn this place to the ground. Chloe: I like to watch the flames from across the street. It reminds me of Christmas. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Nicole: What the hell is going on here? I knew you were cheating on her with me but your cheating on me with her. I thought I was your only mistress you son of a bitch. Chloe: Ask her about the girl who sells car insurance? Nicole: My sister? |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot June Colburn: That's right. My roommate slept with my fiancee on by birthday cake. And it was the best thing that ever happened to me. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Robin: Are you here for the roommate posting? June Colburn: Oh, yes. In fact, I, I... Robin: Don't trust the bitch in apartment 23. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Steven: This your roommate? June Colburn: Oh, oh! Yes. That was so rude of me. How could I forget? Everyone, this is Chole. She's the bitch in apartment 23. Chloe: [holds up pills] Anyone wanna get weird and play Mario Kart? |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot June Colburn: Living in New York has taught me that life's full of surprises. They can be scary, but if you're open to them, they can also change your life. |
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